Greetings...

[Sister Lucy]

I am Sister Lucy. I've never been very good at introductions., so...

If you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Greetings...

Okay, why not do this e-mail quiz style?

1) Hard cover or soft cover King James Bible?

2) What hardships has Jesus helped you overcome?

3) Favorite Bible verse?

4) Which Republican candidate did or will your husband vote for in the primaries?

5) How much do you hate the Clintons?

6) Have you tithed yet by clicking on the PayPal button at the bottom of this page?

[Sister Lucy]

Re: Greetings...

Okay, why not do this e-mail quiz style?

1) Hard cover or soft cover King James Bible?
I don't read the King James Bible.
2) What hardships has Jesus helped you overcome?
I've never really had any real hardships.
3) Favorite Bible verse?
(See #1)
4) Which Republican candidate did or will your husband vote for in the primaries?
I don't have a husband and I don't know who I'm voting for, yet.
5) How much do you hate the Clintons?
Meh... I never really cared much for politics.
6) Have you tithed yet by clicking on the PayPal button at the bottom of this page?
No. I have other things like food, bills, insurance payments, etc...

I hope that helped.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Greetings...

I hope that helped.

Yes, it did. Now I only have one more question to ask.

Why do you hate God and want to spend eternity roasting like a side of Fourth of July beef in the fiery BBQ of Hell?

[Sister Lucy]

Re: Greetings...

Yes, it did. Now I only have one more question to ask.

Why do you hate God and want to spend eternity roasting like a side of Fourth of July beef in the fiery BBQ of Hell?

Well, if you read my profile, you'd see that I'm a LaVey Satanist. I've been one for a little over a year now.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Greetings...

Well, if you read my profile, you'd see that I'm a LaVey Satanist. I've been one for a little over a year now.

Redheads. You're all the same.

So you'll be voting libertarian, I take it?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Well, if you read my profile, you'd see that I'm a LaVey Satanist. I've been one for a little over a year now.

Ah, so it does say that. But that doesn't answer my question, it just adds weight to it. Why do you hate God and want to spend eternity roasting like a side of Fourth of July beef in the fiery BBQ of Hell?

[Sister Lucy]

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Ah, so it does say that. But that doesn't answer my question, it just adds weight to it. Why do you hate God and want to spend eternity roasting like a side of Fourth of July beef in the fiery BBQ of Hell?

I don't believe in a Christian "God." I can't exactly "hate" what I don't even believe in.

Redheads. You're all the same.

So you'll be voting libertarian, I take it?

I'm not sure who I'm voting for, yet. Could be democrat, could be republican. Who knows? I may not even vote at all.

[Sister Lucy]

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By the way, why do I not have an edit button? Most forums that I've been to the members can edit their own posts.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Greetings...

I don't believe in a Christian "God."

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

You may not "believe", but deep in your heart you know He is very much real. You just don't want Him to be.

I may not even vote at all.

At last, something sensible! I wouldn't vote either if I wasn't needed to balance out a feminazi voting for the Demoncrats.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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By the way, why do I not have an edit button? Most forums that I've been to the members can edit their own posts.

Because you're not a member yet. That doesn't come until after a period of investigation and, in the case of the unsaved, relatively untrollish posts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings...

Well, if you read my profile, you'd see that I'm a LaVey Satanist. I've been one for a little over a year now.

Then why are you here? To try and turn us against Jesus? Because it won't work, demoness!

By the way, did you know that your hero LaVey was actually a filthy joo who was a circus performer and he changed his name to create his fake cult in order to make a quick buck? Take a look at THIS, fool. He died in the gutter, penniless.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Greetings...

He looks kinda funny though:

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings...

By the way, why do I not have an edit button? Most forums that I've been to the members can edit their own posts.

We don't give edit buttons to weirdos the same way we don't give guns to darkies. You're dangerous. If we give you an edit button you'll start running around changing everbody's posts into spells.

[Sister Lucy]

Re: Greetings...

Then why are you here? To try and turn us against Jesus? Because it won't work, demoness!

The arguements on here seem a little... one sided, so I just thought I'd even it out a little. I'm basically being the "Devil's advocate." (No pun intended)

Because you're not a member yet. That doesn't come until after a period of investigation and, in the case of the unsaved, relatively untrollish posts.

Okay, fair enough.

You may not "believe", but deep in your heart you know He is very much real. You just don't want Him to be.

No, I believe that man just made God up to have control over his fellow man.

He looks kinda funny though:

That's not the guy I'm talking about.
This is Anton Szandor LaVey:

We don't give edit buttons to weirdos the same way we don't give guns to darkies. You're dangerous. If we give you an edit button you'll start running around changing everbody's posts into spells.

Usually, on web forums, when you have an edit button you can only edit your own posts, not other's posts. And I wouldn't change other people's post into spells because: (1)there would be no real point if they could edit them back anyway, and (2) spells don't work through the internet, they only work in person.