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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #16
    Re: Greetings...

    Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
    That's not the guy I'm talking about.
    This is Anton Szandor LaVey:
    Pastor Zeke was referring to the same person.

    I am curious friend, since you claim* to not believe in the supernatural why bother with Satanism? Don't you think you should just become and an Ayn Rayn objectivist and worship greed directly?

    The whole concept of Satanism is absurd; Satan is just angel, in other words an extension of God. By worshiping Satan you are worshiping the worst parts of God. You are basically asking Him to be a jerk to you.

    * but we all know you really do

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    • Sister Lucy
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      • Feb 2008
      • 17

      #17
      Re: Greetings...

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Pastor Zeke was referring to the same person.

      I am curious friend, since you claim* to not believe in the supernatural why bother with Satanism? Don't you think you should just become and an Ayn Rayn objectivist and worship greed directly?

      The whole concept of Satanism is absurd; Satan is just angel, in other words an extension of God. By worshiping Satan you are worshiping the worst parts of God. You are basically asking Him to be a jerk to you.

      * but we all know you really do
      (I was actually refering to Wide-Open's post containing some random guy holding a fish.)
      Satanists don't worship a literal Satan, but we worship what Satan represents, such as indulgence instead of abstinance, vital existance instead of spiritual pipe dreams, man as just another animal. Satan is just a symbol for reality and what humans really are: vicious animals.
      We do not allow satanic verse or websites to be used in signatures or posts. Try it again and out you go.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #18
        Re: Greetings...

        Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
        (I was actually refering to Wide-Open's post containing some random guy holding a fish.)
        Satanists don't worship a literal Satan, but we worship what Satan represents, such as indulgence instead of abstinance, vital existance instead of spiritual pipe dreams, man as just another animal. Satan is just a symbol for reality and what humans really are: vicious animals.
        What an empty, sad belief system. You really hate God so much that you'd rather live a shallow, pointless existence like that? I'm surprised you haven't overdosed on sleeping pills yet. I pray that one day you will find your way out of that bleak darkness and into the Light of Jesus.
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        • WickedWitch
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          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #19
          Re: Greetings...

          Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
          (I was actually refering to Wide-Open's post containing some random guy holding a fish.)
          Satanists don't worship a literal Satan, but we worship what Satan represents, such as indulgence instead of abstinance, vital existance instead of spiritual pipe dreams, man as just another animal. Satan is just a symbol for reality and what humans really are: vicious animals.
          I'd like to do two things. Firstly, I'd like to point out that she's talking about Modern Satanism (which is atheism). Theistic Satanists actually worship Satan as their deity. One is a religion (Theistic Satanism), and one is not (Modern Satanism). I realise that it doesn't matter to you people, because as long as someone isn't a Landover Baptist, they're going to hell anyway; atheist or Satanist, it makes no difference to you. But I just can't help myself, I have to educate, whether you're listening or not.

          Secondly, welcome to the forum, Sister Lucy.
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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892

            #20
            Re: Greetings...

            Originally posted by Undecided View Post
            I'd like to do two things. Firstly, I'd like to point out that she's talking about Modern Satanism (which is atheism). Theistic Satanists actually worship Satan as their deity. One is a religion (Theistic Satanism), and one is not (Modern Satanism). I realise that it doesn't matter to you people, because as long as someone isn't a Landover Baptist, they're going to hell anyway; atheist or Satanist, it makes no difference to you. But I just can't help myself, I have to educate, whether you're listening or not.

            Secondly, welcome to the forum, Sister Lucy.
            Jesus teaches us in the Bible that whoever isn't with Him is against Him.
            Thus all non-Christians are satanists by default.
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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            • Sister Lucy
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              • Feb 2008
              • 17

              #21
              Re: Greetings...

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              What an empty, sad belief system. You really hate God so much that you'd rather live a shallow, pointless existence like that? I'm surprised you haven't overdosed on sleeping pills yet. I pray that one day you will find your way out of that bleak darkness and into the Light of Jesus.
              Why would I kill myself? I love this belief system! I get to live my life the way I feel is right intsead of having others tell me how to live it. I get to choose my own fate instead of others choosing it for me. Before I found satanism I felt trapped, like I was about to suffocate. But since I learned about satanism and started practicing it I feel more free and happier than I ever have.
              We do not allow satanic verse or websites to be used in signatures or posts. Try it again and out you go.

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              • WickedWitch
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                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #22
                Re: Greetings...

                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                I realise that it doesn't matter to you people, because as long as someone isn't a Landover Baptist, they're going to hell anyway; atheist or Satanist, it makes no difference to you.
                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                Jesus teaches us in the Bible that whoever isn't with Him is against Him.
                Thus all non-Christians are satanists by default.
                I know, I said that.
                Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
                Why would I kill myself? I love this belief system! I get to live my life the way I feel is right intsead of having others tell me how to live it. I get to choose my own fate instead of others choosing it for me. Before I found satanism I felt trapped, like I was about to suffocate. But since I learned about satanism and started practicing it I feel more free and happier than I ever have.
                See, Sister M&M? Different strokes* for different folks.






                *: Get your dirty minds out of the gutter!
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                • Cheshire
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 213

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings...

                  Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
                  Why would I kill myself? I love this belief system! I get to live my life the way I feel is right intsead of having others tell me how to live it. I get to choose my own fate instead of others choosing it for me. Before I found satanism I felt trapped, like I was about to suffocate. But since I learned about satanism and started practicing it I feel more free and happier than I ever have.


                  That's satan's evil grip on you. Don't let these false feelings lead you astray!

                  When(and if) you become True Christian, you will know the happiness of being a wife, bearing many children, spending all day cooking..
                  Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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                  • Sister Lucy
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                    • Feb 2008
                    • 17

                    #24
                    Re: Greetings...

                    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                    I'd like to do two things. Firstly, I'd like to point out that she's talking about Modern Satanism (which is atheism). Theistic Satanists actually worship Satan as their deity. One is a religion (Theistic Satanism), and one is not (Modern Satanism). I realise that it doesn't matter to you people, because as long as someone isn't a Landover Baptist, they're going to hell anyway; atheist or Satanist, it makes no difference to you. But I just can't help myself, I have to educate, whether you're listening or not.

                    Secondly, welcome to the forum, Sister Lucy.
                    That's right!
                    Although a lot, possibly most, of Theistic Satanists are just teenagers who just want to "get back" at their parents and get most of their information from fictional movies. (I have a few former friends who were Theistic Satanists -- biggest potheads ever!)

                    And thank you very much for the welcome!
                    We do not allow satanic verse or websites to be used in signatures or posts. Try it again and out you go.

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                    • WickedWitch
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1366

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings...

                      Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
                      That's right!
                      Although a lot, possibly most, of Theistic Satanists are just teenagers who just want to "get back" at their parents and get most of their information from fictional movies. (I have a few former friends who were Theistic Satanists -- biggest potheads ever!)
                      Ahhh, sounds like you knew "devil-worshippers", not real Theistic Satanists. "Devil-worshippers" are inverted Christians. They believe in the Christan God and the Christian devil, but choose to worship the devil. Theistic Satanists don't believe in the Christian God, they don't see Satan as being a part of Christianity at all, to them He's a deity like any other Pagan God.

                      Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
                      And thank you very much for the welcome!
                      You're very welcome. *Gives you a muffin*
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                      • JennyD
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                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings...

                        Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
                        That's not the guy I'm talking about.
                        This is Anton Szandor LaVey:
                        You worship Ming the Merciless?

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                        • Sister Noddy
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                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 1843

                          #27
                          Re: Greetings...

                          Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post

                          ... spells don't work through the internet, they only work in person
                          The only 'spell' that works is GOD'S WORD found in the HOLY BIBLE, the King James version 1611, dear misguided Lucy. Don't you want to know the sweet love of JESUS instead of Satan's lies?

                          I will pray for your soul, Sister Noddy
                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • Sister Lucy
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                            • Feb 2008
                            • 17

                            #28
                            Re: Greetings...

                            Originally posted by Cheshire View Post
                            That's satan's evil grip on you. Don't let these false feelings lead you astray!

                            When(and if) you become True Christian, you will know the happiness of being a wife, bearing many children, spending all day cooking..
                            I wouldn't mind being a wife or having children and I rather enjoy cooking, so why would I need to be a "true Christian" to like those things.

                            Ahhh, sounds like you knew "devil-worshippers", not real Theistic Satanists. "Devil-worshippers" are inverted Christians. They believe in the Christan God and the Christian devil, but choose to worship the devil. Theistic Satanists don't believe in the Christian God, they don't see Satan as being a part of Christianity at all, to them He's a deity like any other Pagan God.

                            Either way, I prefer the modern Satanism over anything else.

                            You're very welcome. *Gives you a muffin*old
                            *Accepts muffin*
                            We do not allow satanic verse or websites to be used in signatures or posts. Try it again and out you go.

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                            • WickedWitch
                              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
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                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1366

                              #29
                              Re: Greetings...

                              Originally posted by Sister Lucy View Post
                              I wouldn't mind being a wife or having children and I rather enjoy cooking, so why would I need to be a "true Christian" to like those things. Ditto.

                              Either way, I prefer the modern Satanism over anything else. To each his own

                              *Accepts muffin*
                              Just, umm, don't ask where I got it...
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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #30
                                Re: Greetings...

                                Careful. I hear eating A Lie's muffins can cause horrific delusions of grandeur, to the point of thinking that one is no longer under God's Will.


                                Oh, I see you've already had some. Never mind.
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