[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm Mason The Simpleton and I'm a boy of Fact.

Fact 1:

Moon is proven to be a sphere.


Fact 2:

Halloween has nothing to do with homosexuals.

Fact 3:

Masturbation is a natural way of life.
If "God" did not want us to do this, he would have not given me a nice penis.

Fact 4:

Earth is over billions of years old.

Fact 5:
Jesus was a jew and also had a "mixed" color due to the middle eastern origin.

Friend, have you encountered our friend Burden of Proof? If that's too complex for you, here's the simplified version: SCRIPTURE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

[HeathensWillBurn]

Re: I'm Mason The Simpleton and I'm a boy of Fact.

Yes, that picture clearly shows the moon. Which is clearly spherical

Next time you provide evidence, make sure it backs up your argument. As for the one that looks somewhat spherical, try one that isn't a CGI

Psalms 31:18

I thought long and hard about why God made masturbation pleasurable, and I came to a conclusion: It is temptation James 1:12

Countless other threads have dealt with the Earth being 6000 years old. I don't need to repeat what they say

You argue that Jesus wasn't white. This would be based on the (false) logic of genetics. Even if genetics were true (which it isn't), surely Jesus would receive attributes from God, as He is His father?

I think that should about cover it

Psalm 91:16

[Master Gordon]

Re: I'm Mason The Simpleton and I'm a boy of Fact.

Oh yes, the moon is nicely rounded - just like a donut. Did you color the picture on your own?


Actually, God designed penis for some other reasons than playing with it. Till further use it for peeing only; you’re too young to understand what else it might be good for. If it itches you should rather wash it, okay? Good boy.

I think his mother must have colored the picture in because it was done within the lines. Only adults and older children can color within the lines.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: I'm Mason The Simpleton and I'm a boy of Fact.

Moon is proven to be a sphere.

Oh yes, the moon is nicely rounded - just like a donut. Did you color the picture on your own?

Masturbation is a natural way of life. If "God" did not want us to do this, he would have not given me a nice penis...

Actually, God designed penis for some other reasons than playing with it. Till further use it for peeing only; you’re too young to understand what else it might be good for. If it itches you should rather wash it, okay? Good boy.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Don't be too hard on him, sister. He's been mislead by relying on hearsay rather than solid Godly evidence.

I agree! What the young man needs is a one on one prayer vigil in a sound proof attic prayer loft in the woods where the sick influences of big city homosensuals can't get to him anymore. He needs to be swept up in the warm muscular bosom of Jesus and have the evil seed that is coursing deep inside of him vigorously rebuked away onto a prayer towel. He needs to be shown that touching himself is a homo-sin that will result in firm pain, gnashing of teeth and uncontrollable moaning.

How old a boy are you, Mason? Do you need a bus ticket to get here or can you work your way here by your own boyish street wisdom? Don't worry, son. We'll have you on your knees begging for Christ's mercy in no time! Praise God! Hosanna In The Highest!

Giddy In The Glistening Blood Of Christ,
Harry Lester

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Don't be too hard on him, sister. He's been mislead by relying on hearsay rather than solid Godly evidence.

[Talitha]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Hmmmm..............
Spheres?



He is Mason Sim and he is a man of OPINIONS.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Why do these atheist heathens keep asking the same stupid questions over and over again? There are thousands of posts in the Flat Earth thread giving the exact answer to that question about pictures. It goes completely over their heads that they are looking at flat photographs on a flat monitor and yet somehow they think they see something spherical. Don't they know the difference between a globe and a circle/disc? It is so obvious in the flat photo that even the OP provided.

A brief study of optical delusions might be recommended in his case.

I think it has something to do with their belief system Something to do with science being reproducable and repeatable.You know how some fuzzy bunny christians will start everything with ''peace be with you'', athiests seem to challenge others .with questions they feel important to their core beliefs.

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Fact 1:


If "God" did not want us to do this, he would have not given me a nice penis.

Men should not be admiring their tallywackers - they should either be your pants or in your wife's cooter (not your 'fag boyfriend's' poop-chute). God's creation may be wonderful but you don't need to stroke it and get sweaty over it.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Is there no end to these opinionated people who rely solely on hearsay evidence in books written by men with a clearly biased agenda? I weep at the thought of the mindless brainwashed generation of science-deluded children marching like drones into the jaws of Hell. What's worse is they slavishly follow a dogma that God is wrong without ever considering the evidence.

2 Samuel 22:31 As for God, his way is perfect; the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all them that trust in him.

Beautiful. And it makes sense!

GLORY!

[Bible Student]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Moon is a luminent disc. Besides, those are (fake) pictures of earth anyway. Common mistake for public schoolers to mix earth with moon.

Why do these atheist heathens keep asking the same stupid questions over and over again? There are thousands of posts in the Flat Earth thread giving the exact answer to that question about pictures. It goes completely over their heads that they are looking at flat photographs on a flat monitor and yet somehow they think they see something spherical. Don't they know the difference between a globe and a circle/disc? It is so obvious in the flat photo that even the OP provided.

A brief study of optical delusions might be recommended in his case.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Moon is a luminent disc. Besides, those are (fake) pictures of earth anyway. Common mistake for public schoolers to mix earth with moon.

[Bob4God]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

he would have not given me a nice penis

Well we'd all like to write our own reviews.

Also, that wasn't a fact statement on your part. It was an opinion.

You atheists are so logical.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Also, masturbation is a way of life? Really? What are the tenets, traditions, and by-laws of this way of life of yours? Is it something your parents passed down to you from your ancestors?

Is there a particular nation from which your "way of life" hails?

A masturbation nation!?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm Mason Sim and I'm a man of Fact.

Hey Simp,

Could you please explain to us why that pic you posted of the Moon shows a sphere covered with clouds and oceans?