Brother Shawn!

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Brother Shawn!

Brother Shawn,
I'd love to personally welcome your family into Jesus' big strong arms. How old are your wonderful sons? Do they like sports? How tall are they? Have you ever considered sending them on the semi-annual Christian Bible Camp Fellowship Missionary Encounter and Swimfest For Young Boys? We're preparing the RV right now and might be able to squeeze in a couple more if we double up the sleeping arrangements! Just let us know if they can come for me on this one. If not, no worries. We'll be pushing hard to see if we can do it over and over until we just can't do it anymore.

Praise Jesus that you found God's favorite True Christian™ community forum!

Speckled In the Hot Blood of Christ,
Harry Lester

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Brother Shawn!

My wife has brought two wonderful kids into the world. I love my boys. She also had an accident that created a daughter.

Liberals seem to have it in their heads that it is okay to abort daughters when they happen. I just give mine away through adoption agencies.

[Brother Shawn]

Re: Brother Shawn!

My wife has brought two wonderful kids into the world. I love my boys. She also had an accident that created a daughter.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Brother Shawn!

Welcome friend! How many sons has your life partner deposited at your doorstep?

[Brother Shawn]

Re: Brother Shawn!

Father Bob!

I attend the Eastside Baptist Church in Indianapolis. I believe the sin of Onan brought me here.

[Brother Bob]

Re: Brother Shawn!

Greetings, friend!

What manner of past sin caused you to seek out Jesus? What church do you attend?

[Brother Shawn]

Hello fellow Christians,

My name is Shawn. Jesus sent me here today after he put the belief in my head that marijuana makes you gay.

I am 28 years old and am married. My wife and I have been married for seven years and she has given birth to two children and one daughter.

My favorite bible verse from the only true bible is Deuteronomy 22:23-24.

[23 - If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;

24 - Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

Praise JESUS! Praise GOD!