Hello Again

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello Again

Cloven,
Are you a young man? If you aren't, do you have your husband's permission to be here?

If you are a young man, please describe yourself in detail. Leave nothing to the imagination, as God has little tolerance for beating around filthy little bushes. Be especially detailed in describing your most shameful sins, no matter how graphic or lust filled. God wants to shower away the evil from your body, even if it must be beaten off of you. Go on, young man. Get it all out for us to see.

Splashing In The Crimson Love Of Christ's Blood,
Harry Lester

[Cloven]

Re: Hello Again

Well, first off I'm 17, and Christian. My family is Catholic but I'm no specific denomination. Maybe some Catholi leanings. I've always gone to Baptist churches since they're more common where I live. I read the NIV bible but I might get a KJV1611 sometime soon.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Again

Which branch of satan's army do you work for, princess?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Again

So are you going to introduce yourself or am I supposed to sit here all night?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I got an infraction for not introducing myself. I don't want any more infractions.
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Only you can see to that. We get so many godless, 14-year-old trolls sending indecent text messages to each other in the back of their parents' mini-vans that we have to enforce some rules about being forthcoming in their participation here.

"And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved." (John 3:19-20)

Welcome...I guess.

Pastor Ed

[Cloven]

I got an infraction for not introducing myself and told to do so, and my other thread disappeared so Hi. I'm sorry for whatever I did before but I don't want any more infractions.
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