Drunk viking vs. Jesus

[Sophialjensen]

Hey you guys.

im a very new to this page, and i found it just randomly surfing around. Im at at the moment studying religion, and i wanted to ask some questions, i know that this isnt the thread for it, but apparently i aint christian enough to post new threads Btw, this is as know way ment to be an insult to you're religion and beliefs, i am not the type of person to judge people, that is why i am so curios.

First of all, the way i found this page, was i found the thread called "8 Reasons god hates Denmark" (I am danish.) And i was schoked.. Now let me qoute, "The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking"." Okay.. as far as i know, a viking was what our an sisters was called. What do you consider to be a rape? Lets move on.. "Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit" Climate hoax? As far as i can tell, you guys a christians (; Right? Am i all wrong if i think god BORROWED us this earth? We're destroying it, and dont deny it. Free whores? Well ofcourse we did..

Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! .... Yes! Bricks is the devils toys.. Really guys?

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever That was Astrid Lindgreen, shes Swedish?

Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Did you ever had about argumentation in school? (; Cus' i did, and thats bs. ^


Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important.
- Oh yes sir indeed! And cheers to that. Ever wondered why Danes should be the happiest people ever? Because we both have Mosques and churches side by side. We celebrate that we are not all alike, and we don't have to hate everyone who do not believe the same things we do. Cheers to that!

America - a country so full of opportunity's and ambitions, but they bore them self to dead anyway. So they invented hate full and closed of internet pages.

Why are you so hate full? Why do you think only america is the right place to be living, and does where you are born have anything to do with you'r chances to get into heaven? just.. why?

- Sophia.

[Brother Shawn]

Re: The Journey into Christianity

Sophia, Please start a thread on the Introduction Forum.

[Brother Helge]

Re: The Journey into Christianity

Hey you guys.

im a very new to this page, and i found it just randomly surfing around. Im at at the moment studying religion, and i wanted to ask some questions, i know that this isnt the thread for it, but apparently i aint christian enough to post new threads Btw, this is as know way ment to be an insult to you're religion and beliefs, i am not the type of person to judge people, that is why i am so curios.

bla...blaa...

- Sophia.

Why don't you post your concerns in the Denmarkian thread where it belongs?
And please write a thread of your own in the introduction forum, so we all can greet you properly!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Journey into Christianity

Im at at the moment studying religion, and i wanted to ask some questions, i know that this isnt the thread for it, but apparently i aint christian enough to post new threads Btw, this is as know way ment to be an insult to you're religion and beliefs, i am not the type of person to judge people, that is why i am so curios.

First of all, the way i found this page, was i found the thread called "8 Reasons god hates Denmark" (I am danish.) And i was schoked.. Now let me qoute, "The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking"." Okay.. as far as i know, a viking was what our an sisters was called. What do you consider to be a rape?

The kind of stuff the Vikings did.

Lets move on.. "Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit" Climate hoax? As far as i can tell, you guys a christians (; Right? Am i all wrong if i think god BORROWED us this earth?

Yes, you are. He's not some Jewish usurer who loaned us the Earth and expects interest, He is the Lord, and He made the Earth for us to use.

We're destroying it, and dont deny it.

If you think we're destroying it, just wait for armageddon.

Free whores? Well ofcourse we did..

Yes, you did.

Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! .... Yes! Bricks is the devils toys.. Really guys?

Yes. It's not normal to put bricks up there. It may be normal in Denmark, but not in the Free World.

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever That was Astrid Lindgreen, shes Swedish?

Mmmhmm. I suppose Varg Vikernes, Hitler, Euronymous and Peter Jackson aren't Danish either?

Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Did you ever had about argumentation in school? (; Cus' i did, and thats bs. ^

Speak English.

Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important.
- Oh yes sir indeed! And cheers to that. Ever wondered why Danes should be the happiest people ever? Because we both have Mosques and churches side by side. We celebrate that we are not all alike, and we don't have to hate everyone who do not believe the same things we do. Cheers to that!

I pray that one day you sober up before your neighbour Johnny Jihad executes you.

America - a country so full of opportunity's and ambitions, but they bore them self to dead anyway. So they invented hate full and closed of internet pages.

And freedom.

Why are you so hate full? Why do you think only america is the right place to be living, and does where you are born have anything to do with you'r chances to get into heaven? just.. why?

- Sophia.

Because you yourself admit that your country has fallen to the Muslims. What are we supposed to say, "well done on your Shariah law?"

[James Hutchins]

Re: The Journey into Christianity

Welcome Sapho! Do you have your husbands permission to post here? Do you have any good blubber recipies? I am sending my daughter to do Ice Road Trucking this winter.

[Humongous]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

well, do you worship them comic book characters liken Thor and what not?

[Little Donkey]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

I did a search on drunk vikings. Is this what you are trying to tell us about? Are all the Swedish like this?

[The Proud Dane]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

well, do you worship them comic book characters liken Thor and what not?

Thor was one of the main gods in Norse mythology. He is the god of thunder and strength, and he protects mankind according to Norse Mythology. He was also one of the most popular gods in Medieval Denmark.

Stan Lee got the idea from the Norse mythology.

And no most Danes believe in Jesus and god

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

Thor was one of the main gods in Norse mythology. He is the god of thunder and strength, and he protects mankind according to Norse Mythology. He was also one of the most popular gods in Medieval Denmark.

Stan Lee got the idea from the Norse mythology.

And no most Danes believe in Jesus and god

Instead of barging in here and trying to force your nordic mythology on everyone, how about starting a thread of your own telling us all about your walk with Jesus? We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[The Proud Dane]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

Instead of barging in here and trying to force your nordic mythology on everyone, how about starting a thread of your own telling us all about your walk with Jesus? We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I my self believe in The lord and savior Jesus Christ, I was just educating everybody in who Thor was to my ancestors

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

I my self believe in The lord and savior Jesus Christ, I was just educating everybody in who Thor was to my ancestors

Your ancestors should be exhumed and burned. I am deeply disturbed by your glorification of pagan idolatry.

[The Proud Dane]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

Your ancestors should be exhumed and burned. I am deeply disturbed by your glorification of pagan idolatry.

Well i'm truly sorry for your hatred of my ancestors, but I don't see the meaning in hating the people that believed in other gods and are long dead.

And btw Only about small percentage was the sea raiding vikings history remembers the rest was Farmers and merchants.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

Well i'm truly sorry for your hatred of my ancestors, but I don't see the meaning in hating the people that believed in other gods and are long dead.

And btw Only about small percentage was the sea raiding vikings history remembers the rest was Farmers and merchants.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Drunk viking vs. Jesus

Well i'm truly sorry for your hatred of my ancestors, but I don't see the meaning in hating the people that believed in other gods and are long dead.

And btw Only about small percentage was the sea raiding vikings history remembers the rest was Farmers and merchants.

Then you don't see the meaning in Luke 14:26, which commands you to hate them. And yourself, incidentally.