Good Day

[Eternal Flame]

Good day to you all. I was watching the Republican debates recently with my friends before our nightly prayer service and one of them mentioned this website. He isn't a member, but he said that I should check it out and I'm glad I did.

I am 19 years old, but eternally in the Lord's grace. I hope to be a contributing member to this site, an enemy of the Liberals, an emissary of the gospel, and hopefully a fun member to boot. My name is a reference to the eternal flame that burns in my soul, lighting my path as I walk with God. I pray that you all have blessed days and blessed lives.

Here is my favorite verse:

Leviticus 18
22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, pal. Which Republican candidate do you like for the Presidency?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Eternal Flame]

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Thank you for your welcome Pastor.

I am a Rick Perry supporter. I don't know much about Mormon's but I think it's safe to say they can't be trusted. Perry knows how to put God first.

Coming in a close second is Michele Bachmann although Herman Cain is a clean looking fellow if not for the liberal media's smear campaign.

I am now curious, I would like to find out how to become a True Christian™. Any way that I can be closer to my Lord and savior Jesus Christ, I will.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The path to become a True Christian(tm) is narrow and fraught with peril. Many aspire to such heights, few succeed.

Read through the many threads on this Godly forum. I'd especially recommend THIS section of the forum, where some of my best sermons are posted.

Post consistently, show that you love Jesus and all of His commandments (not just some of them), and who knows?

[Bob4God]

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Welcome to GOD's favorite forum!

You will find this place a literal treasure trove of GODliness, and a safe haven to enjoy wholesome fellowship with Bible-believing True Christians who will guide you in the nuances of your everyday life serving JESUS CHRIST with every fiber of your being.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Eternal Flame,

Aspiring to be a True Christian(tm) is a lofty goal, but well within the reach of those who follow every word of the KJV Bible. If you haven't done so already, I encourage you to read it cover-to-cover, starting as soon as you can (i.e., NOW ) .

I guarantee it will change your life: it changed mine!

Sincerely in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Bangles fans will burn in hell. But you already knew that.

Right?

[Faith_Machine]

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I am a Rick Perry supporter.

Really? You think a former male cheerleader (not to mention a former Democrat) who likes to dress up in gay military fetish attire and who recently tried to force Texas parents to vaccinate their daughters against HPV is a fit man to run this country?



Well maybe if he was to sincerely confess his sins, and if we had some evidence he'd renounced the gay lifestyle and truly committed to Jesus, I might be willing to support him.

A president in gay fetish attire is no worse than one in magic underwear, I suppose.

[Eternal Flame]

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Welcome to GOD's favorite forum!

You will find this place a literal treasure trove of GODliness, and a safe haven to enjoy wholesome fellowship with Bible-believing True Christians who will guide you in the nuances of your everyday life serving JESUS CHRIST with every fiber of your being.

Thank you for the warm welcome brother. I will strive to acclimate to the power of God I feel in the forum. I can tell you True Christians™ are the real emissaries of God.

Hello Eternal Flame,

Aspiring to be a True Christian™ is a lofty goal, but well within the reach of those who follow every word of the KJV Bible. If you haven't done so already, I encourage you to read it cover-to-cover, starting as soon as you can (i.e., NOW ) .

I guarantee it will change your life: it changed mine!

Sincerely in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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I have already started on the Bible in a Year forum. Although I've read the KJV cover to cover before, it's never a problem to read it again.

Bangles fans will burn in hell. But you already knew that.

Right?

I had never heard of the Bangles before you mentioned them. I don't listen to most musicians because all of them should burn in hell.

Really? You think a former male cheerleader (not to mention a former Democrat) who likes to dress up in gay military fetish attire and who recently tried to force Texas parents to vaccinate their daughters against HPV is a fit man to run this country?



Well maybe if he was to sincerely confess his sins, and if we had some evidence he'd renounced the gay lifestyle and truly committed to Jesus, I might be willing to support him.

A president in gay fetish attire is no worse than one in magic underwear, I suppose.

I've been in the Godly Republican Politics sub-forum already. A lot of the current members and True Christians™ on this forum support Perry as well. Maybe you should take them up on this as well.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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I don't listen to most musicians because all of them should burn in hell.

I like your style. Welcome, friend. I've been noticing your posts and there does indeed appear to be a fire in your heart. You seem to be passing nicely through our investigations phase. Hang in there. That pleases Jesus.

"And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved." (Mark 13:13)

Pastor Ed

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Really? You think a former male cheerleader (not to mention a former Democrat) who likes to dress up in gay military fetish attire and who recently tried to force Texas parents to vaccinate their daughters against HPV is a fit man to run this country?

Oh come now, FM. Brother Perry has repented of all of that.

Pastor Ed

[Bob4God]

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I am hesitant to believe that brother Perry has a gay fetish.

I think that he was merely disguising himself as a homo to infiltrate the gay agenda and bring countless queerios to JESUS!

Name me a True Christian man who hasn't been so moved by compassion that he would be willing to spend hours locked in the bathroom of a gay bar, ministering to all who enter.

[James Hutchins]

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I am hesitant to believe that brother Perry has a gay fetish.

I think that he was merely disguising himself as a homo to infiltrate the gay agenda and bring countless queerios to JESUS!

Name me a True Christian man who hasn't been so moved by compassion that he would be willing to spend hours locked in the bathroom of a gay bar, ministering to all who enter.

Praise Jesus!

You'll never find a more manly man than I. So much so and so secure in my masculinity, I never have a problem being seen in and out of the many bath houses in the SF Bay area. I will spend hours on my knees, the tiles fluid filled floors rubbing me raw as I preach the Word of God(r), taking on all comers. I feel by my laying of hands on every man there, just one of these foul sinners is Saved(c), it is all worth it in the end.

[Faith_Machine]

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Mr. Hutchins, I didn't know you'd ever been to the SF Bay Area! Next time you're in town and feel like preaching on the street, drop me a line and we'll go to the Castro and tag-team a few lost souls!

[James Hutchins]

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I travel all over the Godly USA. I drive a Kenworth Tractor Trailer, carrying KJV Bibles and Pastorial supplies coast to coast. Occassionally, when things are more urgent, I'll take my old Gulfstream G550 though I am just an occassional weekend flyer for Jesus. Nothing like getting so close to Him at 35,000'.