Questions to "True Christians."

[PontiusPilate]

I'm wondering if some of the local "True Christians" could answer some questions for me.

I have a few questions relating to other religions being more true than yours is.

For example. Odin promised an end to all Ice Giants, while your God promises an end to evil people. Last I checked, Ice Giants are non-existent, especially when compared to the numbers of what you consider to be "evil people".

Why then should I follow your God, who cannot make good on his word when Odin had proven that he can?

Also, Odin's son Thor wields a Hammer, while the son of your God, the man known as Jesus, was nailed to a cross. Does this mean that Thor could best Jesus in combat?

Also, If god is willing to prevent evil, but not able to, is he still omnipotent? Why?
If he is able, but not willing, then is he malevolent? Why?
If he is both able and willing, then why do we have evil?
And if he is neither able nor willing, then why should we call him god?

Lastly, is it possible to get the words "Suspected furry." Changed to "Confirmed furry" under my name? I will be the first to admit I am a furry.

[Bob4God]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

I'm wondering if some of the local "True Christians" could answer some questions for me.

But of course!

For example. Odin promised an end to all Ice Giants, while your God promises an end to evil people. Last I checked, Ice Giants are non-existent, especially when compared to the numbers of what you consider to be "evil people".

Well, Odin is a false god, and Ice Giants aren't real. Why would you waste time pondering such ridiculous fairy tales?

Why then should I follow your God, who cannot make good on his word when Odin had proven that he can?

GOD always makes good on His word. He made good on His word to flood the entire world, He made good on His word to come to Earth and die for our sins, and He will make good on His word to slaughter unbelievers like you.

JESUS promises that you will be taken by complete surprise by His magnificent return:

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. - Matthew 24:36-37

Just because GOD hasn't come back yet doesn't mean He won't soon.

The signs are all around us.

Also, Odin's son Thor wields a Hammer, while the son of your God, the man known as Jesus, was nailed to a cross. Does this mean that Thor could best Jesus in combat?

No.

That was a terrible attempt at trolling, which has been noted and is currently being weighed against the already dwindling benefits of keeping you around.

Also, If god is willing to prevent evil, but not able to, is he still omnipotent? Why?
If he is able, but not willing, then is he malevolent? Why?
If he is both able and willing, then why do we have evil?
And if he is neither able nor willing, then why should we call him god?

Perhaps you and Epicurus can ponder this while roasting in Hell forever and ever.

You worship GOD because He's GOD, no questions asked.

Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created. - Revelation 4:11

[PontiusPilate]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

Well, Odin is a false god, and Ice Giants aren't real. Why would you waste time pondering such ridiculous fairy tales?

But why is Odin a false God? He too has loyal followers who consider his word to be proverb. Why is your God real and he is not? What if it is the will of Odin that he created the world and the bible and just wants people to think your God is the real God but then he will damn you to Jötunheimr? Then again that scenario creates a paradox effect. Hmmm...

GOD always makes good on His word. He made good on His word to flood the entire world, He made good on His word to come to Earth and die for our sins, and He will make good on His word to slaughter unbelievers like you.

There is no scientific evidence of any of that.

Just because GOD hasn't come back yet doesn't mean He won't soon.

Doesn't mean he will ether. It cannot be proven one way or the other.

The signs are all around us.

Sources?

No. That was a terrible attempt at trolling, which has been noted and is currently being weighed against the already dwindling benefits of keeping you around.

It was a legitimate question. I mean, Jesus seems kind of scrawny. He doesn't seem like much of a fighter. I think Thor can take him one on one.

Perhaps you and Epicurus can ponder this while roasting in Hell forever and ever.

At least I will have someone to talk to.

You worship GOD because He's GOD, no questions asked.

But without these questions, I will have no clue that he is God. He cannot tell me himself. Which is why I question him. Unless you can give me his phone number or something? Maybe a Twitter? Facebook? I'll settle for a Myspace?

[Oranges]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

Wait... you're trying to troll them with the "proof" argument?

It doesn't matter how witty you attempt to sound, the content of your pov has to be original for it to be even slightly interesting.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

Wait... you're trying to troll them with the "proof" argument?

It doesn't matter how witty you attempt to sound, the content of your pov has to be original for it to be even slightly interesting.

well that is quite nicely expressed, firm but tart, a true orange

[Humongous]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

well, i aint never understood the allure of worshipin no comic book characters. expecially failures like odin, praise God. what about glaciers? isnt they "ice giants"? you blew it odin!

yic,
Lori

[James Hutchins]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

The sell Odin over at Clem's General Store. It is a toilet cleaner, it does not work worth a darn. Snake oil hooey, if you ask me.
Mrs. Hutchins uses this stuff. I think the gooks make it. I figure it has to be good as the slants tend to fall into the crapper, being so small and inscrutable.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

Also, If god is willing to prevent evil, but not able to, is he still omnipotent? Why?
If he is able, but not willing, then is he malevolent? Why?
If he is both able and willing, then why do we have evil?
And if he is neither able nor willing, then why should we call him god?

This is a good example of heathen ignorance. Anyone who has even leafed through the bible knows there is no such thing as "problem" of evil.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

Also, If god is willing to prevent evil, but not able to, is he still omnipotent? Why?
If he is able, but not willing, then is he malevolent? Why?
If he is both able and willing, then why do we have evil?
And if he is neither able nor willing, then why should we call him god?

We've discussed this to death. The search function is your friend.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Questions to "True Christians."

Odin promised an end to all Ice Giants, while your God promises an end to evil people.

Could you please point out where in the Bible God promised to eliminate all evil people?

Chapter and verse, please.

Last I checked, Ice Giants are non-existent, especially when compared to the numbers of what you consider to be "evil people".

When did you last check? How did you check? You inspected the entirety of the planet and can provide proof that there are no Ice Giants? I look forward to seeing your evidence.

Frankly, I don't think you checked at all.

Also, Odin's son Thor wields a Hammer, while the son of your God, the man known as Jesus, was nailed to a cross. Does this mean that Thor could best Jesus in combat?

No. Jesus is God, and He came to Earth to sacrifice Himself to Himself, as the sacrifice to end all sacrifices.

Just imagine if we were still required to do animal sacrifices, on a planet with 7 billion people! Think of all the wasted meat!

And then He resurrected Himself. Can your imaginary Thor do that? Isn't he supposed to die permanently after being bitten by a wee snake at Ragnarok?

And isn't Thor a cross-dressing pansy?

Also, If god is willing to prevent evil, but not able to, is he still omnipotent? Why?
If he is able, but not willing, then is he malevolent? Why?
If he is both able and willing, then why do we have evil?
And if he is neither able nor willing, then why should we call him god?

Epicurus didn't know any more about God than you do. God creates both good AND evil, and is quite pleased to mention this fact repeatedly in the Bible. But you would have to read it to know what it says, instead of relying upon endless Reddit memes.

Sorry, the Bible does not say that God is "omnibenevolent". That's a creation of the Feelgood wing of the Catholic Cult.

Lastly, is it possible to get the words "Suspected furry." Changed to "Confirmed furry" under my name? I will be the first to admit I am a furry.

How about "Confirmed Witless Atheistard"? That seems to work nicely.

Why not go back to /r/atheism and leave we kind and loving Christians alone?

well that is quite nicely expressed, firm but tart, a true orange

Indeed. True Orange™ should be a user category, methinks.