[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Great, another attention-whoring troll.

We're here to discuss Jesus, not your obsession with fecal matter and large, hairy homosexual men.

Do you think you can talk with us about Jesus and maybe give up smearing poo on yourself for a bit?

What are you talking about? That's really gross and uncalled for, and like I said in Sister Kitty's reply, I was addressing Pastor Ezekiel about him deleting my posts.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Hi, read me!

What are you talking about? That's really gross and uncalled for, and like I said in Sister Kitty's reply, I was addressing Pastor Ezekiel about him deleting my posts.

You made no such post.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What are you talking about? That's really gross and uncalled for, and like I said in Sister Kitty's reply, I was addressing Pastor Ezekiel about him deleting my posts.

And I have never deleted a post in my life.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hi, read me!

I think its snorting the weed!

Back on track now, put away the bong. What is your favorite verse from the KJV and how has it changed your life?

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

And I have never deleted a post in my life.

Then why aren't they posted? I posted them, waited for your reply, and when I returned to this thread they were gone. This happened several times.
It's obvious that this church is not accepting of new members, but I really just want to get this matter with my name settled, because I'm sick of seeing my name as "poopbear". So, if you can't help me, can you at least direct me to somebody who can?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, read me!

Then why aren't they posted? I posted them, waited for your reply, and when I returned to this thread they were gone. This happened several times.
It's obvious that this church is not accepting of new members, but I really just want to get this matter with my name settled, because I'm sick of seeing my name as "poopbear". So, if you can't help me, can you at least direct me to somebody who can?

I have deleted nothing, and I don't know what you're talking about. If I had deleted any posts, it would have shown up in a note at the bottom of the post in question.

And "help you" with what, exactly?

If you are in need of private counseling, my email link can be found at the bottom of my signature.

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

I think its snorting the weed!

Back on track now, put away the bong. What is your favorite verse from the KJV and how has it changed your life?

"It"? I'm going to ignore that, brother. Anyway, one of my favorite verses from the King James Bible is Psalms 78:38 But he, [being] full of compassion, forgave [their] iniquity, and destroyed [them] not: yea, many a time turned he his anger away, and did not stir up all his wrath.
And PS, I would never, ever smoke weed. My family would kill me if I did

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, read me!

"It"? I'm going to ignore that, brother. Anyway, one of my favorite verses from the King James Bible is Psalms 78:38 But he, [being] full of compassion, forgave [their] iniquity, and destroyed [them] not: yea, many a time turned he his anger away, and did not stir up all his wrath.
And PS, I would never, ever smoke weed. My family would kill me if I did

How old are you boy? And how often does your father lay Godly Christian beatings on you?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Okay, again, let me clear some things up. What I meant by "the results weren't pretty" was referring to how startled I was by your methods of spreading the word of God. I come from a small town with a little church, and I haven't really encountered such a strong and bold faith like this before. I have been to taught to love Jesus and his word, even if my family isn't very religious. I've taken it upon myself to learn more about religion and God, which is why I came to this site.

When you're accustomed to getting the "lite" PERversion of the Bible, it can be pretty breathtaking to see it used in all its majestic glory.

Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ who lives in me. And the life I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

This is my favorite bible verse. I go to a small church in New Hampshire. I'd rather not burn in hell, so I'm trying to learn more about religion and be happy with my life and God

As I mentioned above, you are using the "lite" version. This is one time when you want every calorie available! Get the KJV Bible and fatten your soul up with the Word of God! This is how Gal. 2:20 should read:

"I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me."

Doesn't that make more sense?

Then why aren't they posted? I posted them, waited for your reply, and when I returned to this thread they were gone. This happened several times.
It's obvious that this church is not accepting of new members, but I really just want to get this matter with my name settled, because I'm sick of seeing my name as "poopbear". So, if you can't help me, can you at least direct me to somebody who can?

I believe this church has accepted MORE new members than any single church in history. How people conduct themselves after that is out of our control.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

I have deleted nothing, and I don't know what you're talking about. If I had deleted any posts, it would have shown up in a note at the bottom of the post in question.

And "help you" with what, exactly?

If you are in need of private counseling, my email link can be found at the bottom of my signature.

Okay, okay, fine, just forget I said anything about deleting. Whether you did or you didn't, I don't really care now. And I want to know why my name has been changed into "Poopbear" instead of "poebear"

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What are you talking about? That's really gross and uncalled for

Hey, you called yourself "poopbear", what else are we to think?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Okay, okay, fine, just forget I said anything about deleting. Whether you did or you didn't, I don't really care now. And I want to know why my name has been changed into "Poopbear" instead of "poebear"

I have no knowledge of your name being changed. Please stop whining about it.

What is your actual name?

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

How old are you boy? And how often does your father lay Godly Christian beatings on you?

If you bothered to pay attention, you can see on my profile that I am 21. Also, my father doesn't BEAT me because he actually loves me, a word that your church seems to have associated with pain and fear. Why are you interested anyway, Pastor? I really only care about my name being changed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I really only care about my name being changed.

And I really only care about Jesus.

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

I have no knowledge of your name being changed. Please stop whining about it.

What is your actual name?

There is no way I would ever tell you my name, it's none of your business. Can you at least tell me who I can contact about the whole name thing?