[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, read me!

There is no way I would ever tell you my name, it's none of your business. Can you at least tell me who I can contact about the whole name thing?

Ah, good. You've gotten your name straightened out.

Now, what would you like to know about Jesus?

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Ah, good. You've gotten your name straightened out.

Now, what would you like to know about Jesus?

Okay, LBC, I see how it is, then. In one night you've worn my patience thin, when I just wanted a hello. Rev., the first part of that post made me feel ridiculed, you know I didn't want my name to be something gross like asshat. But, since you all insist on being radical jesus freaks who hump bibles to feel better about everybody outside their illiterate redneck towns who hates them, I guess I'll play along.
This site claims to want to help people become better Christians, but I think I'll just drop the whole religion thing all together. Obviously, Christianity isn't for me if it's followers are narcissistic, narrow minded idiots who condemn everyone who thinks that all there is to life is beating children and having incest babies.
And I think I know enough about Jesus. I know that he was Jewish, he was definitely NOT white because he lived in the Middle East, and he was not a cynical hypocrite who associated love with beating people up.
Thank you to the very few people who were actually nice to me on this thread and gave me some ACTUAL advice about the bible, that was appreciated. Unfortunately, this church doesn't seem to welcome anyone except for redneck American men and their will-less child bearers (also known as wives) who have known nothing in life except for good ol' Jesus and hate. Thank you and good night.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Okay, LBC, I see how it is, then. In one night you've worn my patience thin, when I just wanted a hello. Rev., the first part of that post made me feel ridiculed, you know I didn't want my name to be something gross like asshat. But, since you all insist on being radical jesus freaks who hump bibles to feel better about everybody outside their illiterate redneck towns who hates them, I guess I'll play along.
This site claims to want to help people become better Christians, but I think I'll just drop the whole religion thing all together. Obviously, Christianity isn't for me if it's followers are narcissistic, narrow minded idiots who condemn everyone who thinks that all there is to life is beating children and having incest babies.
And I think I know enough about Jesus. I know that he was Jewish, he was definitely NOT white because he lived in the Middle East, and he was not a cynical hypocrite who associated love with beating people up.
Thank you to the very few people who were actually nice to me on this thread and gave me some ACTUAL advice about the bible, that was appreciated. Unfortunately, this church doesn't seem to welcome anyone except for redneck American men and their will-less child bearers (also known as wives) who have known nothing in life except for good ol' Jesus and hate. Thank you and good night.

Promise me this: that you will read the Bible cover-to-cover before you play another video game. It only takes a couple of weeks, and I promise it will change your life. Don't let it get filtered by people with an agenda (i.e., every preacher you've ever known).

Find out for yourself. DON'T SKIP ANYTHING!!!

Sincerely,

Zech

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hi, read me!

Promise me this: that you will read the Bible cover-to-cover before you play another video game. It only takes a couple of weeks, and I promise it will change your life. Don't let it get filtered by people with an agenda (i.e., every preacher you've ever known).

Find out for yourself. DON'T SKIP ANYTHING!!!

Sincerely,

Zech

Agreed, when you finish the last Amen in Revelation your eyes are truly open to the word of God and the teachings of Jesus Christ. EVERYBODY should do it. It is life changing.

YIC

Jack

[Thomas Dalton]

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And I think I know enough about Jesus. I know that he was Jewish, he was definitely NOT white because he lived in the Middle East, and he was not a cynical hypocrite who associated love with beating people up.

'Cause everyone knows Jews are black

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi, read me!

I just want to know what it is like to live in a frozen wasteland like Warner, N.H..

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, read me!

Okay, LBC, I see how it is, then. In one night you've worn my patience thin, when I just wanted a hello. Rev., the first part of that post made me feel ridiculed, you know I didn't want my name to be something gross like asshat.

How would I know what you want your name to be? First I saw, you had chosen to call yourself "poopbear".

And I am not a moderator, I don't have the ability to change your name.

But, since you all insist on being radical jesus freaks who hump bibles to feel better about everybody outside their illiterate redneck towns who hates them, I guess I'll play along.

So anyone who follows the Bible is a "radical Jesus freak" in your mind?

Why did you join a Christian church's private discussion forum, then? To mock us for not hating God like you do?

I think I know enough about Jesus.

I don't think you've even read the Bible.

I know that he was Jewish,

Now I know you haven't read the Bible.

Proof Jesus is not Jewish:

Jews worship God.

Jesus IS God.

Jews don't believe Jesus is God.

Jesus IS, and KNOWS He is, God.

Jews are human.

Jesus is God.

he was definitely NOT white because he lived in the Middle East,

Please show the description of Jesus' features found in the Bible.

and he was not a cynical hypocrite who associated love with beating people up.

No, He is God, and He demonstrates His love by resurrecting sinners at Judgment so He can torture them for all eternity by burning them alive in His Lake of Fire.

We show our love by helping people understand God so they don't have to spend eternity being tortured by Him. I guess you think that's a bad thing for us to do, because you hate people and want them to suffer.

Why are you so filled with hate for your fellow man (and woman)?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, read me!

originally posted by Asshat96:

he was definitely NOT white because he lived in the Middle East,

My place of residence determines my race?

Does that mean that if I go and live in Africa, I'm black?

Does that mean Pastor Zeke's houseboy is white?

Also, idiot, why don't you look into the etymology of the words "caucasian" and "aryan" and find out where caucasians and aryans came from.

You might be surprised by what you learn.

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

I just want to know what it is like to live in a frozen wasteland like Warner, N.H..

I never said I live in Warner, and I dont.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, read me!

I never said I live in Warner, and I dont.

Are you still here boy? I thought you had stormed off in a huff.

Jesus called you here for a reason, and I'm pretty sure that reason is not to spew hate and whine about how mistreated you are. There's PRAISING to be done, boy! Get with the program!

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Are you still here boy? I thought you had stormed off in a huff.

Jesus called you here for a reason, and I'm pretty sure that reason is not to spew hate and whine about how mistreated you are. There's PRAISING to be done, boy! Get with the program!

I'm not a boy. And I'm still here because I choose to be, okay?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hi, read me!

So happy you decided to give up your life of debauchery and come to Christ! Praise!

I'm not a boy. And I'm still here because I choose to be, okay?

Well, that's half true. You're also here because we allow you to be. That privilege can be revoked at any time so mind your manners when addressig your betters, young lady.

[Faith_Machine]

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Brother Enoch, you're kind of stretching the definition of the word "lady," don't you think?

Probably because you have such generosity of spirit. I only pray little Miss Asshat96 will find it within herself to try and be worthy of your generosity.

Perhaps some one-on-one counseling with a Landover pastor would help?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, read me!

I'm not a boy.

Well that explains a lot.



Probably in her unclean time.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hi, read me!

Hello, there So, I've viewed this site several times before, and it all began when I looked up on Google "what the Christian God thinks of homosexuals". Obviously, the results were not pretty. But, I decided to join and see what people had to say to me. I don't really like or agree with most of the things that are said here, because they are really offensive and cruel to many people, but I want to stay open-minded. So, here I am just saying hi.

You know what God thinks of homosexuals, so you "decided to join and see what people had to say to me"?

Come now...you already know what we're going to say. We're not going to encourage the sick deathstyle of homosexuality. We're certainly not going to fail to call you out and convict you of unrighteousness.

And very descriptive username--and accurate, I suspect.

Pastor Ed