[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Hi, read me!

And I think I know enough about Jesus. I know that he was Jewish, he was definitely NOT white because he lived in the Middle East, and he was not a cynical hypocrite who associated love with beating people up.

'Cause everyone knows Jews are black

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hi, read me!

Promise me this: that you will read the Bible cover-to-cover before you play another video game. It only takes a couple of weeks, and I promise it will change your life. Don't let it get filtered by people with an agenda (i.e., every preacher you've ever known).

Find out for yourself. DON'T SKIP ANYTHING!!!

Sincerely,

Zech

Agreed, when you finish the last Amen in Revelation your eyes are truly open to the word of God and the teachings of Jesus Christ. EVERYBODY should do it. It is life changing.

YIC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi, read me!

Okay, LBC, I see how it is, then. In one night you've worn my patience thin, when I just wanted a hello. Rev., the first part of that post made me feel ridiculed, you know I didn't want my name to be something gross like asshat. But, since you all insist on being radical jesus freaks who hump bibles to feel better about everybody outside their illiterate redneck towns who hates them, I guess I'll play along.
This site claims to want to help people become better Christians, but I think I'll just drop the whole religion thing all together. Obviously, Christianity isn't for me if it's followers are narcissistic, narrow minded idiots who condemn everyone who thinks that all there is to life is beating children and having incest babies.
And I think I know enough about Jesus. I know that he was Jewish, he was definitely NOT white because he lived in the Middle East, and he was not a cynical hypocrite who associated love with beating people up.
Thank you to the very few people who were actually nice to me on this thread and gave me some ACTUAL advice about the bible, that was appreciated. Unfortunately, this church doesn't seem to welcome anyone except for redneck American men and their will-less child bearers (also known as wives) who have known nothing in life except for good ol' Jesus and hate. Thank you and good night.

Promise me this: that you will read the Bible cover-to-cover before you play another video game. It only takes a couple of weeks, and I promise it will change your life. Don't let it get filtered by people with an agenda (i.e., every preacher you've ever known).

Find out for yourself. DON'T SKIP ANYTHING!!!

Sincerely,

Zech

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Ah, good. You've gotten your name straightened out.

Now, what would you like to know about Jesus?

Okay, LBC, I see how it is, then. In one night you've worn my patience thin, when I just wanted a hello. Rev., the first part of that post made me feel ridiculed, you know I didn't want my name to be something gross like asshat. But, since you all insist on being radical jesus freaks who hump bibles to feel better about everybody outside their illiterate redneck towns who hates them, I guess I'll play along.
This site claims to want to help people become better Christians, but I think I'll just drop the whole religion thing all together. Obviously, Christianity isn't for me if it's followers are narcissistic, narrow minded idiots who condemn everyone who thinks that all there is to life is beating children and having incest babies.
And I think I know enough about Jesus. I know that he was Jewish, he was definitely NOT white because he lived in the Middle East, and he was not a cynical hypocrite who associated love with beating people up.
Thank you to the very few people who were actually nice to me on this thread and gave me some ACTUAL advice about the bible, that was appreciated. Unfortunately, this church doesn't seem to welcome anyone except for redneck American men and their will-less child bearers (also known as wives) who have known nothing in life except for good ol' Jesus and hate. Thank you and good night.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, read me!

There is no way I would ever tell you my name, it's none of your business. Can you at least tell me who I can contact about the whole name thing?

Ah, good. You've gotten your name straightened out.

Now, what would you like to know about Jesus?

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

I have no knowledge of your name being changed. Please stop whining about it.

What is your actual name?

There is no way I would ever tell you my name, it's none of your business. Can you at least tell me who I can contact about the whole name thing?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, read me!

I really only care about my name being changed.

And I really only care about Jesus.

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

How old are you boy? And how often does your father lay Godly Christian beatings on you?

If you bothered to pay attention, you can see on my profile that I am 21. Also, my father doesn't BEAT me because he actually loves me, a word that your church seems to have associated with pain and fear. Why are you interested anyway, Pastor? I really only care about my name being changed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Okay, okay, fine, just forget I said anything about deleting. Whether you did or you didn't, I don't really care now. And I want to know why my name has been changed into "Poopbear" instead of "poebear"

I have no knowledge of your name being changed. Please stop whining about it.

What is your actual name?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, read me!

What are you talking about? That's really gross and uncalled for

Hey, you called yourself "poopbear", what else are we to think?

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

I have deleted nothing, and I don't know what you're talking about. If I had deleted any posts, it would have shown up in a note at the bottom of the post in question.

And "help you" with what, exactly?

If you are in need of private counseling, my email link can be found at the bottom of my signature.

Okay, okay, fine, just forget I said anything about deleting. Whether you did or you didn't, I don't really care now. And I want to know why my name has been changed into "Poopbear" instead of "poebear"

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Okay, again, let me clear some things up. What I meant by "the results weren't pretty" was referring to how startled I was by your methods of spreading the word of God. I come from a small town with a little church, and I haven't really encountered such a strong and bold faith like this before. I have been to taught to love Jesus and his word, even if my family isn't very religious. I've taken it upon myself to learn more about religion and God, which is why I came to this site.

When you're accustomed to getting the "lite" PERversion of the Bible, it can be pretty breathtaking to see it used in all its majestic glory.

Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ who lives in me. And the life I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

This is my favorite bible verse. I go to a small church in New Hampshire. I'd rather not burn in hell, so I'm trying to learn more about religion and be happy with my life and God

As I mentioned above, you are using the "lite" version. This is one time when you want every calorie available! Get the KJV Bible and fatten your soul up with the Word of God! This is how Gal. 2:20 should read:

"I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me."

Doesn't that make more sense?

Then why aren't they posted? I posted them, waited for your reply, and when I returned to this thread they were gone. This happened several times.
It's obvious that this church is not accepting of new members, but I really just want to get this matter with my name settled, because I'm sick of seeing my name as "poopbear". So, if you can't help me, can you at least direct me to somebody who can?

I believe this church has accepted MORE new members than any single church in history. How people conduct themselves after that is out of our control.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"It"? I'm going to ignore that, brother. Anyway, one of my favorite verses from the King James Bible is Psalms 78:38 But he, [being] full of compassion, forgave [their] iniquity, and destroyed [them] not: yea, many a time turned he his anger away, and did not stir up all his wrath.
And PS, I would never, ever smoke weed. My family would kill me if I did

How old are you boy? And how often does your father lay Godly Christian beatings on you?

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

I think its snorting the weed!

Back on track now, put away the bong. What is your favorite verse from the KJV and how has it changed your life?

"It"? I'm going to ignore that, brother. Anyway, one of my favorite verses from the King James Bible is Psalms 78:38 But he, [being] full of compassion, forgave [their] iniquity, and destroyed [them] not: yea, many a time turned he his anger away, and did not stir up all his wrath.
And PS, I would never, ever smoke weed. My family would kill me if I did

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, read me!

Then why aren't they posted? I posted them, waited for your reply, and when I returned to this thread they were gone. This happened several times.
It's obvious that this church is not accepting of new members, but I really just want to get this matter with my name settled, because I'm sick of seeing my name as "poopbear". So, if you can't help me, can you at least direct me to somebody who can?

I have deleted nothing, and I don't know what you're talking about. If I had deleted any posts, it would have shown up in a note at the bottom of the post in question.

And "help you" with what, exactly?

If you are in need of private counseling, my email link can be found at the bottom of my signature.