[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

And I have never deleted a post in my life.

Then why aren't they posted? I posted them, waited for your reply, and when I returned to this thread they were gone. This happened several times.
It's obvious that this church is not accepting of new members, but I really just want to get this matter with my name settled, because I'm sick of seeing my name as "poopbear". So, if you can't help me, can you at least direct me to somebody who can?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hi, read me!

I think its snorting the weed!

Back on track now, put away the bong. What is your favorite verse from the KJV and how has it changed your life?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, read me!

What are you talking about? That's really gross and uncalled for, and like I said in Sister Kitty's reply, I was addressing Pastor Ezekiel about him deleting my posts.

And I have never deleted a post in my life.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Hi, read me!

What are you talking about? That's really gross and uncalled for, and like I said in Sister Kitty's reply, I was addressing Pastor Ezekiel about him deleting my posts.

You made no such post.

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Great, another attention-whoring troll.

We're here to discuss Jesus, not your obsession with fecal matter and large, hairy homosexual men.

Do you think you can talk with us about Jesus and maybe give up smearing poo on yourself for a bit?

What are you talking about? That's really gross and uncalled for, and like I said in Sister Kitty's reply, I was addressing Pastor Ezekiel about him deleting my posts.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Hi, read me!

Why are you ignoring me???

I am waiting for you to say something worthy of response.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi, read me!

Why are you ignoring me???

Great, another attention-whoring troll.

We're here to discuss Jesus, not your obsession with fecal matter and large, hairy homosexual men.

Do you think you can talk with us about Jesus and maybe give up smearing poo on yourself for a bit?

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Why are you ignoring me???

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Let's start again. Which church do you attend and what is your favorite bible verse?

Secondly, don't take it up with the True Christian™. They follow the inerrant word of God and so do I. There are only two choices, follow the Bible or burn in hell. You're well on your way to the latter. If you do not follow God's word, you are disowning God.

Matthew 10:33

Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ who lives in me. And the life I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

This is my favorite bible verse. I go to a small church in New Hampshire. I'd rather not burn in hell, so I'm trying to learn more about religion and be happy with my life and God

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Okay, again, let me clear some things up. What I meant by "the results weren't pretty" was referring to how startled I was by your methods of spreading the word of God. I come from a small town with a little church, and I haven't really encountered such a strong and bold faith like this before. I have been to taught to love Jesus and his word, even if my family isn't very religious. I've taken it upon myself to learn more about religion and God, which is why I came to this site.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Amen. That was the Yugo of introductions.

And if by "the results were not pretty" she is referring to Leviticus 18:22 ("Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination") or Romans 1:26 ("For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature") she clearly spits in the face of Jesus.

Nice.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Okay, again, let me clear some things up. What I meant by "the results weren't pretty" was referring to how startled I was by your methods of spreading the word of God. I come from a small town with a little church, and I haven't really encountered such a strong and bold faith like this before. I have been to taught to love Jesus and his word, even if my family isn't very religious. I've taken it upon myself to learn more about religion and God, which is why I came to this site.

[Miss asshat96]

Re: Hi, read me!

Welcome friend! Nice to see that although you hate God, you still have an open mind. You can thank Him for giving you the free will needed to think that way.
Please do keep in mind that we are not expressing our own opinions but rather those of Jesus.
So other than your completed hatred of God, we are very similar. Nice to be among similar minded people.

Hello to you too! And I thought I should say now that I don't hate God at all, I love him, and I have always had this image of God as a protector and a father to all people. Here's my favorite Bible verse:
Galatians 2:20 I have been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ who lives in me. And the life I now live in the flesh I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

I apologize if I gave the wrong impression, I only wanted to learn more about God, since I live in a small town with a little church that does not have much to teach me.

[Miss asshat96]

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Even I know how to use google and the only link that I saw was the one to this thread so this technically-challenged old geezer is calling your bluff- you lied about that and Jesus knows that you are a liar and a sinner. Would you like to start over and try telling the truth this time? It's not too late to ask Jesus for forgiveness and to choose him as your Savior.

Okay, let me clear this part up. I was doing a little bit of research on that topic (what God thinks of homosexuals) and after a little while I found myself on your Straight for Jesus forum. That's how I got to this site.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, read me!

Poopbear, your name is disturbing. Here on this site, we study eschatology, not scatology!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi, read me!

it all began when I looked up on Google "what the Christian God thinks of homosexuals".

Even I know how to use google and the only link that I saw was the one to this thread so this technically-challenged old geezer is calling your bluff- you lied about that and Jesus knows that you are a liar and a sinner. Would you like to start over and try telling the truth this time? It's not too late to ask Jesus for forgiveness and to choose him as your Savior.