Greetings from a good housewife

[TheHousewife]

So I was born in a cruel and unholy agnostic/atheist family, where they made me go to school and educate myself, although I am obviously not equiped for that kind of activity. I tried to argue and reason with my parents, tried to explain to them that I am naturally silly and there is no point for me to waste time, learning about things I cannot understand in any way. Begged them to let me do sandwiches and teach me how to cook and iron! I was forced to go to school in the threat of becoming an insane feminazi, and I was so afraid that I'll grow a beard. They tried to wash my brain with the ridiculous and radical view that women are equall to men.
I was so oppresed that I took the dangerous (but righteous) step to escape from home and moved with a holy, elder man, who respected me and beated me with love and care.
He recently sold me, for a good price, to my husband Mark. We live together now and he is a good christian man, who doesn't make me leave the house and be confused.

Sincerely,
Helena G. Jackson.

[James Hutchins]

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Why isn't Mark doing tohe talking for you. He is the head of the household.

How many sons have you deposited at the feet of God?

What is your favorite solvent used to clean the blowback chamber?

[TheHousewife]

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Why isn't Mark doing tohe talking for you. He is the head of the household.

He has to work and he told me, that, whenever I am not cleaning or ironing or praying I should learn about Jesus and how to be a good wife. I am just strictly following his advice. He taught me how to open this internet page and I don't know how to open any others, since he never taught me how to.

How many sons have you deposited at the feet of God?

Two, and I am currently pregnat. I pray everyday that it'll be male.

What is your favorite solvent used to clean the blowback chamber?

I don't know, I should ask Mark. I don't trust my own opinion and neither should you. I really don't understand this question.

[Eternal Flame]

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So I was born in a cruel and unholy agnostic/atheist family, where they made me go to school and educate myself, although I am obviously not equiped for that kind of activity. I tried to argue and reason with my parents, tried to explain to them that I am naturally silly and there is no point for me to waste time, learning about things I cannot understand in any way. Begged them to let me do sandwiches and teach me how to cook and iron! I was forced to go to school in the threat of becoming an insane feminazi, and I was so afraid that I'll grow a beard. They tried to wash my brain with the ridiculous and radical view that women are equall to men.
I was so oppresed that I took the dangerous (but righteous) step to escape from home and moved with a holy, elder man, who respected me and beated me with love and care.
He recently sold me, for a good price, to my husband Mark. We live together now and he is a good christian man, who doesn't make me leave the house and be confused.

Sincerely,
Helena G. Jackson.

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

I assume that this is your favorite Bible verse

1 Timothy 2:11-15

Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but sthe woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith and love and holiness, with self-control.

[Good Christian Woman]

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Welcome to the forum, Sister in Christ!

I can't wait to share pie recipies with you. My favorite is cherry, with plenty of home made whipped cream.

I certainly hope you have your husband's permission to post here.

[TheHousewife]

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Thank you for your warm and godly replies.

Eternal Flame, all of the verses in KJV are my favorite, but of course this one leads me through my life.

Good Christian Woman, not only I have his permition, but he instructed me to post here.

As I mentioned I disrespected my parents, because they were perverted, intolerant and blinded atheists who wanted me to set goals and do other unholy things. For disrespecting them I violated God's commandmend, but it was the only thing to do. So I try to wash my sins everyday by submiting to my husband and Christ.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Thank you for your warm and godly replies.

Eternal Flame, all of the verses in KJV are my favorite, but of course this one leads me through my life.

Good Christian Woman, not only I have his permition, but he instructed me to post here.

As I mentioned I disrespected my parents, because they were perverted, intolerant and blinded atheists who wanted me to set goals and do other unholy things. For disrespecting them I violated God's commandmend, but it was the only thing to do. So I try to wash my sins everyday by submiting to my husband and Christ.

Is he sitting there right now instructing you what to say? I ask because this post was a classic example of an unsupervised illiterate woman. Not your fault of course, it is what God has chosen for your sex.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[TheHousewife]

Re: Greetings from a good housewife

SayvedByTheLord, thank you for your godly words! God wants me to be illiterate, because litteracy distracts me from doing my chores.

My husband won't waste precious time to instruct me what to say, because he has more important tasks such as working and, as he says, other stuff, none of my business.

[Eternal Flame]

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SayvedByTheLord, thank you for your godly words! God wants me to be illiterate, because litteracy distracts me from doing my chores.

My husband won't waste precious time to instruct me what to say, because he has more important tasks such as working and, as he says, other stuff, none of my business.

I noticed you spelled literacy with two t's. You are truly trying your hardest to follow God's wishes in being illiterate.

I do however question how much cooking and cleaning you could have done yesterday considering you posted three times. Someone as illiterate as yourself surely took at least an hour to formulate each individual post.

How many pies didn't you bake that could be glorifying the Lord's wishes yesterday?

I hope you had help to speed up the process.

[SUV]

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Christmas Greetings, Goody Jackson!

What was the very first item you bought on Black Friday? Try to remember. If you didn't get stomped and get a concussion, like I did

[TheHousewife]

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Christmas Greetings, Goody Jackson!

What was the very first item you bought on Black Friday? Try to remember. If you didn't get stomped and get a concussion, like I did

I didn't buy anything, I never leave the house.

Eternal Flame, I did everything I was instructed to do. Of course I spent a lot of time here, but I need to be told everyday where I belong, so I do not forget. That is why I post here.