[loveslayer]

Re: Meet your newest member....

Ramika?? What kind of a name is that? Certainly not a Christian one. Sounds like a jigaboo name from Detroit (though I guess it could be from Windsor). Are you one of those eskimoes from the ice pack? Why do you need a firm hand, are you too limp wristed?

The right word is not Eskimo, that is so racist, the right word to use is Inuit!

God do not love racist people! We should love and respect each other!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Meet your newest member....

You read to him the posts in which you bemoaned his inattentiveness and made it clear you were casting about for other men to discipline you in his place?

Oh dear.

I take it your BDSM fetish is in some way aided and abetted by his cuckolding fetish.

I'm sure this all seems very exciting to both of you right now, but I can not say this more clearly: This is NOT a dating Web site!

[Ramika]

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TRANSLATION:

"I am currently in the process of justifying the adultery I plan to commit."

Good Morning Faith_Machine

I am saddened that your first impression of me is that I'm an adulterous harlot. I have no intention of straying from my husband. I love him and I treasure our relationship.
My registering with the Landover Baptist Church Forum was not premeditated. I had been looking for information about Christian Domestic Discipline. I entered "spank your wife for Christ"; the first result on google was for a site that appeared to be against DD so I didn't even bother clicking it. The second link is for the Landover Baptist Church forum.
So you can see, it was Divine Intervention that brought me here, not an adulterous heart.

Just last night as I was preparing a cheese ball for our bible study group my husband and I were discussing my posts for the day on the forum. When I was done with the cheese ball and had washed my hands we sat together at the computer and I read aloud to him the posts I made yesterday and those that were made to me.
He is quite proud of me to have sought out a forum of True Christians™ where I can be safe in the fold of virtuous, like minded individuals.

I'd love to chat more but we have a big day ahead of us. We're heading out of town to go see a carpenter about some wood. He's making table set for us and I'm very excited to go see how it's coming along.

Yours in Prayer,

Kimberly.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Meet your newest member....

I do talk with my husband about it, but lately I have felt that he has not been as attentive as he has been in the past. He's working very long hours (he's a truck driver) and he's tired when he gets home.

TRANSLATION:

"I am currently in the process of justifying the adultery I plan to commit."

[Ramika]

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Hello Kimberley from Canada. I'll try to keep things simple for you as I know most Canadians are brain damaged from the hockey hits they sustain as toddlers.

Oops, sorry. Sustain means things that happen to you. Toddlers are children who still wear diapers and toddle around. Diapers are things a child wears to catch their oopsies.

Okay, I'll try to keep things even simpler.

Me Enoch say hi you Kimberley from Canada! Me Enoch ask you Kimberly what hockey team you like mostest. Are you likes Bible? What part favorite?

Thank you for the warm welcome Brother Enoch.
I appreciate you simplifying things for me to understand. Thankfully I was never part of a hockey team as my father felt that it was unladylike to take part in such a sport. There is far too much physical contact, not to mention undressing and showering together. Not only might it lead to sexual thoughts but you run a significant risk of encouraging sexual thoughts about another girl/woman. I'm sure I don't have to tell you that a room full of half naked woman is a room full of unholy behaviour! Women can not be trusted to be left alone with another woman without clothing! It may be a bit safer if there is a man there to supervise their actions, but generally that is not allowed in public change rooms. SO...no hockey for me.
The only real risk I run of brain damage is if my brain freezes solid one of these cold Canadian winters.

I do not watch a lot of hockey on TV but if I had to pick a favorite team, I'd have to go with the Pittsburgh Penguins.
Definitely NOT the Toronto Make Me Laughs. And, I don't even consider Montreal has having a hockey team because I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Quebec as a whole. If they can't be bothered to speak English, then they don't exist to me!

I more than "like" the Bible. I love the Bible, and I need the Bible. It is a vital part of my life. I find it quite difficult to choose a favourite part as the entire book is contains words of guidance.

I will say though that because of some recent events in my life I have been reading Psalms 1-25 to see me through some rough times.
There have been some instances in the past 4 or 5 weeks where I have felt that the enemy will prevail. Psalms 1-25 tells us that although at times it may feel that way, the Lord is there, at our right hand. He will carry us through, and the righteous will in fact prevail.
Oh, what comfort it brings!

Yours in prayer,

Kimberly.

[Brother Enoch]

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Hello Kimberley from Canada. I'll try to keep things simple for you as I know most Canadians are brain damaged from the hockey hits they sustain as toddlers.

Oops, sorry. Sustain means things that happen to you. Toddlers are children who still wear diapers and toddle around. Diapers are things a child wears to catch their oopsies.

Okay, I'll try to keep things even simpler.

Me Enoch say hi you Kimberley from Canada! Me Enoch ask you Kimberly what hockey team you like mostest. Are you likes Bible? What part favorite?

[Ramika]

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Pastor Ezekiel, I can not express how much joy and comfort it brings me to be welcomed to the forums by you personally.

I have discussed my membership here with my husband in great detail. He is in full support of anything that continues to reenforce my obedience to the Lord and to him.

I am deeply, DEEPLY shamed that you felt it was necessary to give me an infraction. I had hoped the information I shared would be thought of as vital enough to garner some sympathy from those in charge.
I'm so sorry, and I wonder if there is anything I can do to make up for it?

Thank you for your time and your guidance,
Yours in Prayer,

Kimberly.

[Ramika]

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Sister Kimberly (may I call you Kimberly?), please take my words in the spirit they were intended.

I do not doubt that you are sincere and well meaning, but it is as well that we remember the ease with which women can be led astray by their genitals. I say this as someone who regularly has sinning harlots before me on their knees.

Psalm 95 "O come, let us worship and bow down: let us kneel before the LORD our maker."

Yours in Christ, Brother Lee.

Oh Brother Lee, of course you may call me by my given name.

I am feeling much more grounded today. Although my husband was very tired after a long day of work, he set me right last night. He let me know who is the boss of this household, and he reminded me of who we ALL report to. We prayed together and called out to our Holy Father to save us.

About those Harlots...I hope through your righteous ministering you brought shame to their faces as they knelt before you!! Shame on them. They should know they should only kneel before the Lord, and their husbands!!

Yours in prayer,

Kimberly.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Meet your newest member....

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Kimberly. I assume that you have your husband's permission to be posting here.


If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

And if you ever find yourself in need of private counseling, my email link is at the bottom of my signature. Confidentiality assured.

[Brother Lee Lover]

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Sister Kimberly (may I call you Kimberly?), please take my words in the spirit they were intended.

I do not doubt that you are sincere and well meaning, but it is as well that we remember the ease with which women can be led astray by their genitals. I say this as someone who regularly has sinning harlots before me on their knees.

Psalm 95 "O come, let us worship and bow down: let us kneel before the LORD our maker."

Yours in Christ, Brother Lee.

[Ramika]

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Ramika, I'm pretty new hereabouts, and wouldn't presume to give advice in place of the wise and devout men of God who attend this forum, but I am concerned that you are seeking to speak to men on the interweb about things that are rightly the domain of your husband - namely you.

I note that you're a Canuckistanian and thereby must be accorded some measure of indulgence, but there's danger here for any such as myself who might presume to become involved in your domestic discomfiture - not least that you may yourself be an unwitting tool of Satan by virtue of your sex. Let us heed Proverbs 6:24 when it warns us "To keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman".

Meantimes you might gain strength from the words in Deuteronomy 23:17 which exhorts that "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a Sodomite of the sons of Israel", and they ain't talking about Jews neither.

Brother Lee Lover (May I call you Brother Lee?)
I truly, deeply, thank you for your concern for me and my faults.
I hope that I have not mislead anyone here on the forum, in particular the men. I did not come here for the sole purpose of finding conversation with men other than my husband. I came seeking a kinship with like minded brethren.

You are correct, I am from Canada. It's cold here and from time to time ice crystals form in my brain so I may not always have a clear head, but my heart is true. I would never stray from my husband.

You quoted Proverbs 6:24 "To keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman".
I hope this is not the way the people here think of me. I came here seeking guidance and friendship from those far more enlightened that myself, not to lead anyone into the depths of hell.

[Brother Lee Lover]

Re: Meet your newest member....

Ramika, I'm pretty new hereabouts, and wouldn't presume to give advice in place of the wise and devout men of God who attend this forum, but I am concerned that you are seeking to speak to men on the interweb about things that are rightly the domain of your husband - namely you.

I note that you're a Canuckistanian and thereby must be accorded some measure of indulgence, but there's danger here for any such as myself who might presume to become involved in your domestic discomfiture - not least that you may yourself be an unwitting tool of Satan by virtue of your sex. Let us heed Proverbs 6:24 when it warns us "To keep thee from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman".

Meantimes you might gain strength from the words in Deuteronomy 23:17 which exhorts that "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a Sodomite of the sons of Israel", and they ain't talking about Jews neither.

[Ramika]

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Thank you for the warm welcome Miss Lori.
When I was growing up my parents didn't care much about what I did. I had no rules, no chores, no curfew or set bed time. I did as I wanted and and nobody never paid a lot of attention. I was just kind of....there.
At least your Mama (RIP) showed you loving care and kept you well fed.
And by the way, I'd like to share that I just saw my first live possum this past summer. She was a mama with babies, out on my back fence. It never even crossed my mind that we could eat her and her little ones! I had no idea! If she comes back next summer, I'll be firing up the barbecue and tossing her on it!

Anyway, when I was growing up I was wayward and pretty wild. I'm very lucky I didn't have any brushes with the law or teenage pregnancy!!
Now that I'm grown I find that having a strong husband who is the King of his Castle makes me feel safe and secure. He keeps me in check and if I start getting out of control, he reels me back in.

Because he's working so much right now, I'm feeling a little out of sorts. I'm not getting the guidance from him that I need and am accustomed to after all these years.
Too bad your mama (RIP) has gone to be with our Lord and Saviour otherwise maybe you could send her up for a visit and she could get me right again.

[Humongous]

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well, welcome to these here Godly forums.

what type a discipline are you talkin at? when I was a little un, and I got too ornery mama (RIP) would just chain me up in the prayer shed out behind the trailer down by the bog? she'd usually let me out after a couple days. she'd come and give me a bucket of crisco fried opossum giblets, and if I didn't squeal too much when she opened the door, she might let me out. now that's good Christian discipline!

In His name,
Lori H.

[Ramika]

Re: Meet your newest member....

I do talk with my husband about it, but lately I have felt that he has not been as attentive as he has been in the past. He's working very long hours (he's a truck driver) and he's tired when he gets home.
I have asked for him to take me in hand because I feel rather lost without his guidance.
Today, I started to question if there was something wrong with me because of the way I have been feeling, so I started looking online. As I said, google led me here.
I was relieved to find that I am not the only woman who desires her husband to have the upper hand and the control in the marriage. I will discuss it further with him this evening if he's not too tired. I'm excited to share the things I've found with him.

To answer your second question, I have one son. A tall, handsome young man who is now 18 years old.
Is there anything else you wish to know about me James?