New user

[Jonny English]

Hi there,

Hi I'm new to this forum but I am a devout Christian and have been reading here for a while. I have been wanting to post on here for a while but I have been nervous to do so but as it is my friends birthday today i thought I would say Hi and introduce myself. So Hi everyone and hello here from England, me and my friend are here having a few beers and praising the lord

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: New user

Welcome young man. But be careful with the alcohol, as the Holy Bible tells us to be filled with the Spirit, not Old English malt.

Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;"

Tell us some more about yourself. Which precious verse of Scripture gives you daily strength? What church do you attend? How do you earn your shekels?

In Christ

[Bob4God]

Re: New user

I see.

Can you tell me what the Bible says about alcohol and why you are using it to "praise the LORD?"

[Brother Th. Cartman]

Re: New user

Aah! Welcome brother, or should i say potential demon in disguise?
So tell us what brought you here, what church are you attenting and what is your favotite WW2 tank. I hope those beers are cold enough, i can't stand those brits.

Praise the lord!! Shout glory!!

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

Aah! Welcome brother, or should i say potential demon in disguise?
So tell us what brought you here, what church are you attenting and what is your favotite WW2 tank. I hope those beers are cold enough, i can't stand those brits.

Praise the lord!! Shout glory!!

Loving the Panzer tank, why the hatred for us Brits ?

P.S hows the euro ?

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

Welcome young man. But be careful with the alcohol, as the Holy Bible tells us to be filled with the Spirit, not Old English malt.

Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;"

Tell us some more about yourself. Which precious verse of Scripture gives you daily strength? What church do you attend? How do you earn your shekels?

In Christ

I've been sober for a few years now thanks to Jesus, praise the lord !!!

[Brother Th. Cartman]

Re: New user

Loving the Panzer tank, why the hatred for us Brits ?

P.S hows the euro ?

Because God hates cathlicks, first and foremost.
The euro is trash as we all know. How' s unemployment?

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

I see.

Can you tell me what the Bible says about alcohol and why you are using it to "praise the LORD?"

Had a couple of Becks Blue non alcoholic beers, not into geting drunk - that is the work of the devil

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

Because God hates cathlicks, first and foremost.
The euro is trash as we all know. How' s unemployment?

Not sure, I have been working since I left school. Not all paid but I have done the work of the church so not all bad.
spelling aside... don't worry I'll let you off.
6 six years with the U.D.A should answer the first query ....

[Brother Th. Cartman]

Re: New user

Why do you hate baby Jesus so much you Mary worshipping idolator? I will pray for you, rest assured

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

Why do you hate baby Jesus so much you Mary worshipping idolator? I will pray for you, rest assured

But I don't, what do you mean by this, should I be praying for you ?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New user

me and my friend are here having a few beers and praising the lord

I've been sober for a few years now thanks to Jesus, praise the lord !!!

Which is it? Sober, or having a few beers?

Had a couple of Becks Blue non alcoholic beers, not into geting drunk - that is the work of the devil

Really? So when Jesus changed water into wine, and drank it Himself, He was doing the work of the devil?

You were asked what the Bible says about alcohol, not your personal opinion.

Could you answer the question now?

Thanks!

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

Which is it? Sober, or having a few beers?

Really? So when Jesus changed water into wine, and drank it Himself, He was doing the work of the devil?

You were asked what the Bible says about alcohol, not your personal opinion.

Could you answer the question now?

Thanks!

"Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise."

Not sure what you mean but this is a saying I go by ...

[Bob4God]

Re: New user

"Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise."

Not sure what you mean but this is a saying I go by ...

First of all, we use ONLY the King James Version here, so please refrain from quoting any other version.

Secondly, we don't care about what sayings you go by.

Why not try going by the Holy Bible KJV?

It's high time you explain why you're here and what you want from us.

So far all we know is that you and your drunken friends are all gathered around a computer mocking our precious Christian beliefs.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New user

So far all we know is that you and your drunken friends are all gathered around a computer mocking our precious Christian beliefs.

I think that sums it up pretty nicely, Brother Bob.