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  • Jonny English
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    • Dec 2011
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    #1

    New user

    Hi there,

    Hi I'm new to this forum but I am a devout Christian and have been reading here for a while. I have been wanting to post on here for a while but I have been nervous to do so but as it is my friends birthday today i thought I would say Hi and introduce myself. So Hi everyone and hello here from England, me and my friend are here having a few beers and praising the lord
  • Brother Harold Porter
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    • Jun 2010
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    #2
    Re: New user

    Welcome young man. But be careful with the alcohol, as the Holy Bible tells us to be filled with the Spirit, not Old English malt.

    Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;"

    Tell us some more about yourself. Which precious verse of Scripture gives you daily strength? What church do you attend? How do you earn your shekels?

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Bob4God
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      • Apr 2008
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      #3
      Re: New user

      I see.

      Can you tell me what the Bible says about alcohol and why you are using it to "praise the LORD?"
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      • Brother Th. Cartman
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2011
        • 10

        #4
        Re: New user

        Aah! Welcome brother, or should i say potential demon in disguise?
        So tell us what brought you here, what church are you attenting and what is your favotite WW2 tank. I hope those beers are cold enough, i can't stand those brits.

        Praise the lord!! Shout glory!!

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        • Jonny English
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          • Dec 2011
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          #5
          Re: New user

          Originally posted by Brother Th. Cartman View Post
          Aah! Welcome brother, or should i say potential demon in disguise?
          So tell us what brought you here, what church are you attenting and what is your favotite WW2 tank. I hope those beers are cold enough, i can't stand those brits.

          Praise the lord!! Shout glory!!
          Loving the Panzer tank, why the hatred for us Brits ?

          P.S hows the euro ?

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          • Jonny English
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            • Dec 2011
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            #6
            Re: New user

            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
            Welcome young man. But be careful with the alcohol, as the Holy Bible tells us to be filled with the Spirit, not Old English malt.

            Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;"

            Tell us some more about yourself. Which precious verse of Scripture gives you daily strength? What church do you attend? How do you earn your shekels?

            In Christ

            I've been sober for a few years now thanks to Jesus, praise the lord !!!

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            • Brother Th. Cartman
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2011
              • 10

              #7
              Re: New user

              Originally posted by Jonny English View Post
              Loving the Panzer tank, why the hatred for us Brits ?

              P.S hows the euro ?

              Because God hates cathlicks, first and foremost.
              The euro is trash as we all know. How' s unemployment?

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              • Jonny English
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                • Dec 2011
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                #8
                Re: New user

                Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                I see.

                Can you tell me what the Bible says about alcohol and why you are using it to "praise the LORD?"
                Had a couple of Becks Blue non alcoholic beers, not into geting drunk - that is the work of the devil

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                • Jonny English
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                  • Dec 2011
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                  #9
                  Re: New user

                  Originally posted by Brother Th. Cartman View Post
                  Because God hates cathlicks, first and foremost.
                  The euro is trash as we all know. How' s unemployment?
                  Not sure, I have been working since I left school. Not all paid but I have done the work of the church so not all bad.
                  spelling aside... don't worry I'll let you off.
                  6 six years with the U.D.A should answer the first query ....

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                  • Brother Th. Cartman
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 10

                    #10
                    Re: New user

                    Why do you hate baby Jesus so much you Mary worshipping idolator? I will pray for you, rest assured

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                    • Jonny English
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                      • Dec 2011
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                      #11
                      Re: New user

                      Originally posted by Brother Th. Cartman View Post
                      Why do you hate baby Jesus so much you Mary worshipping idolator? I will pray for you, rest assured

                      But I don't, what do you mean by this, should I be praying for you ?

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
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                        • May 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: New user

                        Originally posted by Jonny English View Post
                        me and my friend are here having a few beers and praising the lord
                        Originally posted by Jonny English View Post
                        I've been sober for a few years now thanks to Jesus, praise the lord !!!
                        Which is it? Sober, or having a few beers?
                        Originally posted by Jonny English View Post
                        Had a couple of Becks Blue non alcoholic beers, not into geting drunk - that is the work of the devil
                        Really? So when Jesus changed water into wine, and drank it Himself, He was doing the work of the devil?

                        You were asked what the Bible says about alcohol, not your personal opinion.

                        Could you answer the question now?

                        Thanks!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Jonny English
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                          #13
                          Re: New user

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Which is it? Sober, or having a few beers?

                          Really? So when Jesus changed water into wine, and drank it Himself, He was doing the work of the devil?

                          You were asked what the Bible says about alcohol, not your personal opinion.

                          Could you answer the question now?

                          Thanks!
                          "Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise."

                          Not sure what you mean but this is a saying I go by ...

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                          • Bob4God
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                            • Apr 2008
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                            #14
                            Re: New user

                            Originally posted by Jonny English View Post
                            "Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise."

                            Not sure what you mean but this is a saying I go by ...
                            First of all, we use ONLY the King James Version here, so please refrain from quoting any other version.

                            Secondly, we don't care about what sayings you go by.

                            Why not try going by the Holy Bible KJV?

                            It's high time you explain why you're here and what you want from us.

                            So far all we know is that you and your drunken friends are all gathered around a computer mocking our precious Christian beliefs.
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                            - Proverbs 15:3

                            CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                            CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: New user

                              Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                              So far all we know is that you and your drunken friends are all gathered around a computer mocking our precious Christian beliefs.
                              I think that sums it up pretty nicely, Brother Bob.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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