[Voll_EQ]

Re: New user

Sadly it seems like that if you watch English TV or read English newspapers. Some of us are standing our ground against the gay.

Are you standing alone, or you have other LBC's near you?

Well i do know that your never alone:
Proverbs 3:5-6

5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

You are alwayes in my prayers, as i hope when someday the Englishmen are changed, you will move North over to help spread the KJV Bible in denmarkistan

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: New user

Where did you move to England from? All England born Englishmen are homosexuals. This is a fact. Queers do not go to church. Are you a queer liar?

Sadly it seems like that if you watch English TV or read English newspapers. Some of us are standing our ground against the gay.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New user

Dear Foreigner;

Do you still worship the queen?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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[JoshuaBlackmaster]

Re: New user

I for one am not a homosexual.

Yes, because of people like Stephen Dawkins many Englishmen are now atheists and therefore are likely to indulge in sodomy but that is not all of us.


YIC

Jack

Agreed brother, but there is a big difference, you are a True Christian. I thought it went without saying that I meant all but True Christians.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: New user

Where did you move to England from? All England born Englishmen are homosexuals. This is a fact. Queers do not go to church. Are you a queer liar?

I for one am not a homosexual.

Yes, because of people like Stephen Dawkins many Englishmen are now atheists and therefore are likely to indulge in sodomy but that is not all of us.


YIC

Jack

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: New user

"Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise."

Not sure what you mean but this is a saying I go by ...

My friend, you seem to be somewhat insolent and nonchalant in your testimony. I fear that you are yet another God-hater.

1 Corinthians 15:33 "Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners."

I must shun you.

In Christ

[JoshuaBlackmaster]

Re: New user

Where did you move to England from? All England born Englishmen are homosexuals. This is a fact. Queers do not go to church. Are you a queer liar?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New user

So far all we know is that you and your drunken friends are all gathered around a computer mocking our precious Christian beliefs.

I think that sums it up pretty nicely, Brother Bob.

[Bob4God]

Re: New user

"Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise."

Not sure what you mean but this is a saying I go by ...

First of all, we use ONLY the King James Version here, so please refrain from quoting any other version.

Secondly, we don't care about what sayings you go by.

Why not try going by the Holy Bible KJV?

It's high time you explain why you're here and what you want from us.

So far all we know is that you and your drunken friends are all gathered around a computer mocking our precious Christian beliefs.

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

Which is it? Sober, or having a few beers?

Really? So when Jesus changed water into wine, and drank it Himself, He was doing the work of the devil?

You were asked what the Bible says about alcohol, not your personal opinion.

Could you answer the question now?

Thanks!

"Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise."

Not sure what you mean but this is a saying I go by ...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New user

me and my friend are here having a few beers and praising the lord

I've been sober for a few years now thanks to Jesus, praise the lord !!!

Which is it? Sober, or having a few beers?

Had a couple of Becks Blue non alcoholic beers, not into geting drunk - that is the work of the devil

Really? So when Jesus changed water into wine, and drank it Himself, He was doing the work of the devil?

You were asked what the Bible says about alcohol, not your personal opinion.

Could you answer the question now?

Thanks!

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

Why do you hate baby Jesus so much you Mary worshipping idolator? I will pray for you, rest assured

But I don't, what do you mean by this, should I be praying for you ?

[Brother Th. Cartman]

Re: New user

Why do you hate baby Jesus so much you Mary worshipping idolator? I will pray for you, rest assured

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

Because God hates cathlicks, first and foremost.
The euro is trash as we all know. How' s unemployment?

Not sure, I have been working since I left school. Not all paid but I have done the work of the church so not all bad.
spelling aside... don't worry I'll let you off.
6 six years with the U.D.A should answer the first query ....

[Jonny English]

Re: New user

I see.

Can you tell me what the Bible says about alcohol and why you are using it to "praise the LORD?"

Had a couple of Becks Blue non alcoholic beers, not into geting drunk - that is the work of the devil