Amen for this wonderful site.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sorry I don't follow?

So then you're Irish. Got it.

[bless 'em all]

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Oh dear. I made a deal with a guy recently, but he welshed on it and split town with my money. Maybe you could help me find him? Fellow by the name of Aelhaearn? He really talks a good game.

I'm sorry I don't follow?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Amen for this wonderful site.

Oh dear. I made a deal with a guy recently, but he welshed on it and split town with my money. Maybe you could help me find him? Fellow by the name of Aelhaearn? He really talks a good game.

[bless 'em all]

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Welcome, friend! What is a "Llandovery Baptist Church?"

Is that a Baptist church that's sort of Landoverish, but not exactly the same?

Kind of like how Southern Baptists are sort of like real Baptists, but not quite?

Beware, friend, for the devil is in the details!

I attend the Baptist Church in Llandovery.

I have just realised the names Llandovery and Landover are so similar.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llandovery Just to prove the place exists.

It's not a southern Baptist. It's WELSH baptist.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Hello and welcome. Your Pastor has a nice name but is it Welsh? The Bible mentions a prophetess, Anna, one of the first to acknowledge the Divinity of Jesus: Luke 2:36-38

I wonder if your Pastor's wife has been blessed with the Gift of Prophecy? I live in a dreadful place where we have a Welsh fornicating Prime Minister, shacked up with her hairdresser and announcing to all that "No, she doesn't believe in God.."
I wonder if you could enquire whether it's worth the voyage to collect her? Or perhaps such a quest would be doomed to failure. I don't have an opinion on this myself - but perhaps Mrs Trotter could advise?

[Little Donkey]

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Isn't Wales that country who's president killed himself because their soccer team was doing so badly? The Eurostani's are crazy about that game but the Walistani's are the craziest of the lot.

[Eternal Flame]

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What are your views on Homosexuals in Europe? A lot of false religions in Europe tend to preach love and unity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What is your name? We can't exactly call you "BEA" can we?

What does your husband do? How many sons have you given him?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Faith_Machine]

Re: Amen for this wonderful site.

Welcome, friend! What is a "Llandovery Baptist Church?"

Is that a Baptist church that's sort of Landoverish, but not exactly the same?

Kind of like how Southern Baptists are sort of like real Baptists, but not quite?

Beware, friend, for the devil is in the details!

[bless 'em all]

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We know from the story of Jonah that the first conjunct here is possible. However, the thought that you are able to attend church while living inside of a whale is another story.

Wales is a country my friend, not a sea-living mammal.

It's very small and hangs loosely from the side of England.

God be with you.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I live in Wales and attend the Llandovery Baptist Church.

We know from the story of Jonah that the first conjunct here is possible. However, the thought that you are able to attend church while living inside of a whale is another story.

[bless 'em all]

Hi,

I've just found this wonderful sight and I am so happy to introduce myself to you all.

I live in Wales and attend the Llandovery Baptist Church. Our pastor the Rev. Rodney Trotter is perhaps one of the most inspiring men I've ever met.

My favorite Bible passage is Levi 26:12 "And I will walk among you, and will be your God, and ye shall be my people. "

Gods blessing be upon you all.