[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

I see you've come to God's favorite forum, where we do nothing but praise His Holy Name 24 hours a day, just to flaunt your feminazi attitude.

Why don't you go now. You've turned your back on Baby Jesus and I will not keep company with you. This is a place to glorify and worship Him, not mock Him.


1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

How am I mocking Him????

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Well, hi!!

*sigh*

I see you've come to God's favorite forum, where we do nothing but praise His Holy Name 24 hours a day, just to flaunt your feminazi attitude.

Why don't you go now. You've turned your back on Baby Jesus and I will not keep company with you. This is a place to glorify and worship Him, not mock Him.


1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

Not without his permission but not with his permission? Hmmm, I see you like to find loopholes.

-.- I meant with his permission.

Nope, just loopholes.

*sigh*

So then you are unsupervised, you like to sneak...er...find loopholes, you wander around the internets without a care in the world. Who is tending to your children? Do you have a mexican nanny?

I tend to them. I am not on the internet all the time.

Or the kind who is duped by her. You're quite the hussy, coming here all haughty like you are. I should pray for you and your immortal soul but I can't change God's mind and we know what He thinks about people like you.

Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Fall you shall, my dear, right into the depths of Hell.

He is not duped by me. I don't have any reason to dupe him.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Well, hi!!

Not without his permission. I'm allowed on the internet without condition, I never thought there was anything wrong with it.

Not without his permission but not with his permission? Hmmm, I see you like to find loopholes.

I never sneak.

Nope, just loopholes.

My father's dead... So, yes, I am alone, except for my children.

So then you are unsupervised, you like to sneak...er...find loopholes, you wander around the internets without a care in the world. Who is tending to your children? Do you have a mexican nanny?

The kind that trusts his wife.

Or the kind who is duped by her. You're quite the hussy, coming here all haughty like you are. I should pray for you and your immortal soul but I can't change God's mind and we know what He thinks about people like you.

Proverbs 16:18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Fall you shall, my dear, right into the depths of Hell.

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

And yet you come to a forum without his permission?

Not without his permission. I'm allowed on the internet without condition, I never thought there was anything wrong with it.

Sneaking on while he's away?

I never sneak.

Is your father there at least to watch over you and to give you purpose or are you all alone?

My father's dead... So, yes, I am alone, except for my children.

What kind of True Christian would leave his wife alone to wander through the internets without a man to guide her?

The kind that trusts his wife.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Well, hi!!

No! In fact, he was the one who introduced me to Christ.

And yet you come to a forum without his permission? Sneaking on while he's away? Is your father there at least to watch over you and to give you purpose or are you all alone? What kind of True Christian would leave his wife alone to wander through the internets without a man to guide her?

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

How does your husband keep you on the straight and narrow? How often are you tempted by Satan to disobey him?

He doesn't I'm never tempted to, as I'm very happy in my marriage.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Well, hi!!

Genesis 1:09



No! In fact, he was the one who introduced me to Christ.

How does your husband keep you on the straight and narrow? How often are you tempted by Satan to disobey him?

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

OK then, which Bible verse has most made you feel like snuggling up to Jesus today?

Genesis 1:09

Wait: a LAWYER? Is he a joo?

No! In fact, he was the one who introduced me to Christ.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Well, hi!!

I don't really have one.. The entire bible is my favorite..

Central Baptist Church, Edmonton, Canada.

My husband doesn't slaughter seals... He's a lawyer.

OK then, which Bible verse has most made you feel like snuggling up to Jesus today?

Wait: a LAWYER? Is he a joo?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

What's your favorite Bible verse?

I don't really have one.. The entire bible is my favorite..

Where do you go to church?

Central Baptist Church, Edmonton, Canada.

How do you prepare the seal pups your husband slaughters?

My husband doesn't slaughter seals... He's a lawyer.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Well, hi!!

What's your favorite Bible verse? Where do you go to church? How do you prepare the seal pups your husband slaughters?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

Four affairs? The CHRIST! Just wait 'til Pastor gets here! Especially if he hasn't had any Christmas Eggnog yet today

WHAT?! Where did I say that? I am not having four affairs... I have four children, all from my husband.

[SUV]

Re: Well, hi!!

Four affairs? The CHRIST! Just wait 'til Pastor gets here! Especially if he hasn't had any Christmas Eggnog yet today

[Ice Mistress]

Re: Well, hi!!

So, "Mistress", isn't it high time that you End your extra-Marital affair?

Quick! Before Pastor sees this!

Oh, I'm not having any affair, but I'll change it if it offends you..

Welcome young lady, how many sons have you born on the ice throes for Jesus?

Four, for now. Jason, Luke, Mary and Jacob.