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  • #1

    Hello.

    Hello fellow Christians, I'm glad I found this site.
    I was unaware that these shows that the people around me are watching were Satanic. I'll inform that at once, thank-you.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello.

    The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    Ahem.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Legit101 View Post
      I'll inform that at once, thank-you.
      You'll do what now?

      You're not a queer are you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You'll do what now?

        You're not a queer are you?
        100% straight.
        Oops, I meant to say "them".

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Ahem.
        Oh sorry, I go to the St James' Catherdal and my favourite bible verse is "That which we have seen and heard declare we unto you, that ye also may have fellowship with us: and truly our fellowship {is} with the Father, and with his Son Jesus Christ."from1 John 1:3 KJV.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello.

          Saint? Cathedral (sic)?

          Roman Catlickers are NOT Christian!
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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          • #6
            Re: Hello.

            What's your name, friend? How many sons do you have?

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth

            P.S. I hope those dark shades aren't hiding the tell-tale signs of marijuana use.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
              What's your name, friend? How many sons do you have?

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth

              P.S. I hope those dark shades aren't hiding the tell-tale signs of marijuana use.

              My name is Ian and I don't have any sons.
              Of course not.

              Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
              Saint? Cathedral (sic)?

              Roman Catlickers are NOT Christian!
              That's quite disturbing. I'll have to look into this.

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