[Saved by His Grace]

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Probably your grandfather or your great grandfather hated God:

wow. that makes me really sad. I think it's amazing that our sin has such a large effect on those around us, even those unborn.

but if it's, say, my great-grandfather's hatred of God that caused my brain to not fully develop, does that mean that God still hates me? I really don't want to go to Hell because of something my ancestors did. It just doesn't seem right.

[Faith_Machine]

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I do have Asperger's Syndrome, however, which can make it very difficult to communicate and behave properly in social situations...

Well praise Jesus! There are numerous social situations in which it's not "proper" or "appropriate" to share God's truth with people.

For example, just last week, I attended a funeral for somebody who had not accepted Jesus Christ as his personal savior prior to his death. Boy, oh boy, if you could only have seen the way his friends and family looked at me when I expressed my sincere condolences for the fact that their loved one was now burning in Hell!

They got angry and we almost came to blows before I was escorted from the premises, but I have faith that I planted some good seeds in their hearts and minds.

So instead of viewing this aspberger's disease as a handicap, I say turn it to God's advantage! If you don't know your witnessing is upsetting people, that's all the better, as you will not be distracted by their foolish feelings!

[Faith_Machine]

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wow. that makes me really sad. I think it's amazing that our sin has such a large effect on those around us, even those unborn.

but if it's, say, my great-grandfather's hatred of God that caused my brain to not fully develop, does that mean that God still hates me? I really don't want to go to Hell because of something my ancestors did. It just doesn't seem right.

Well then I suggest you refrain from fornicating or committing adultery, because if you do that, you could spawn ten generations of descendents who are doomed to eternal hellfire!

The government used to ensure that people like you would never reproduce, but that was before the maniacs from Planned Parenthood flip-flopped and decided "reproductive freedom" meant not only the right to kill unborn children, but also the right to have as many kids as you want, even if you're mentally deranged or a Chinaman.

[Faith_Machine]

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...Paul preached about not being too foreign to those to whom we're commanded to reach out. I mean, how do I know when to balance...

Balance, schmalance! Earlier today, I was in San Francisco's Mission district, surrounded by illegal immigrants who didn't speak one word of English. Do you think that prevented me from whipping out my trusty Radio Shack bullhorn and preaching to them for two hours en Inglés?

You'd better believe it didn't!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Why don't you like to hunt? Or have you simply never had the opportunity?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Saved by His Grace]

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Why don't you like to hunt? Or have you simply never had the opportunity?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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I just don't like hunting as a sport. Needless killing of animals.

[Saved by His Grace]

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I have plenty of opportunity, living near woods with squirrels and deer and such.

[Zechariah Smyth]

I just don't like hunting as a sport. Needless killing of animals.

I don't shoot them and LEAVE them there...I gut them and cut them up into manageable portions and cook them and eat them. How is that needless?

YiC,

Zech
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[Saved by His Grace]

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Goodness I'm tired, I just noticed the time. I have to get up early tomorrow to help someone with their pets, so I'll be heading to bed. Once I get back from their house I'll check back here. Good night, and God bless!

[Saved by His Grace]

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I don't shoot them and LEAVE them there...I gut them and cut them up into manageable portions and cook them and eat them. How is that needless?

YiC,

Zech
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if I'm not hungry, it's quite needless. If I'm hungry, I just go and pluck some food from the garden out back.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Wait: vegetarian?
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[Faith_Machine]

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Wait: vegetarian?

What's that, Zechariah? Are you talking about women's private parts?

[Saved by His Grace]

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wow this conversation is interesting!

No, I'm not a vegetarian. We just have good healthy snackable plants in our garden, like carrots.

But seriously, how do I turn on my PMs?
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[Faith_Machine]

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But seriously, how do I turn on my PMs?

I thought you said you were a boy?

Please tell me your liberal school nurse hasn't found a way of making you menstruate!!?!?!?!?!!?

[Saved by His Grace]

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ha ha ha. I should have seen that coming (no pun intended).
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