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  • Hello there!

    I just thought I'd introduce myself here. It's really wonderful to find such a refreshing group of True Bible-Believing Christians.

    Anyways I just thought I'd follow the instructions at the top and make sure I don't mess up. I can err so much like the rest of us that those are some handy instructions.

    So, first off: I just left a church... Part of the "Sovereign Grace" movement of churches... The leader of the whole movement had to step down to to fraud, lying, deceit, and arrogance... I shudder to think I thought it was a wonderful place to call home. So that makes me currently seeking a church, I suppose. I know that if I seek diligently God will lead me to the right one.

    Next: Favorite Bible verse! Definitely many to choose from, but I'll have to stick with my all-time favorite of Romans 10:8-13. "But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, [even] in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach; That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." In fact, it's the story behind my user name here. His grace saved me and I will praise his name forever.

    Last (I think) is how God saved me! Wow, saving the best for last.

    Anyways, it's really simple. I was lost in the darkness of sin and depravity, listening to some rock music (I have now come to accept that secular rock music lyrics are created by the Devil himself). While I would not recommend listening to the song, as it may convince you to follow foolish paths, I can provide a sample of the utterly depraved lyrics to show God's amazing power in what he saved me from.
    "Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort...would it be wrong or would it be right, if I took my life tonight...I'm contemplating suicide, because I'm losing my sight, losing my mind; wish somebody would tell me I'm fine."

    I was lost and so confused, and terrible depression was setting in. I had hid so much in my life from my parents, hiding it from the light. The Light of God's Truth shone through the darkness that was in my heart and pointed me to read Romans 10. It was if I was watching myself find a Bible and read the holy scriptures on the page before me.

    I pulled up Google to learn more about this passage and was led (by roundabout means) to a wonderful gift from God: a music group known as ApologetiX. It turns out they take evangelism into the realm of music, turning godless, satanic songs into songs praising Christ and exhorting his name. In fact, they had taken that very song I had been listening to just moments ago and re-written the lyrics, Changing them to "Plug my life into Jesus, this gets my life restored...Because I belong to Jesus Christ, If they took my life tonight, chances are I'd arrive In a place that's out of sight, and I'm confident I'm doing fine...Because I'm improving my life, renewing my mind, This all started with Romans 10:9; Doing what's right, doin' quite fine; This all started with Romans 10:9!

    I immediately wept, realizing that my life was not my own; my life belonged to Christ. I belonged to Christ. Who was I to take my own life? "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost [which is] in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

    I devoted my life to Christ's work that very moment. I was baptized the following day (this happened on a Saturday morning) after talking with my father and pastors.

    I am so glad to be able to celebrate Christ's joy in my life now! Before he saved me I was depressed, alone, utterly helpless, but he has brought true joy I never thought possible! Everyone needs this joy and it greatly saddens me that so many refuse Christ and turn away from him.

    And anyways, that's me. Nice to met you! To sum it all up: God's grace is amazing. Don't listen to satan's music, go listen to ApologetiX's music instead. You never know what God will do in your heart.

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    Re: Hello there!

    Oh my I didn't realize how long that was. I am so sorry, forgive me. I can be quite long-winded at times.

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      Re: Hello there!

      Friend, I'm sure that ApologetiX band means well, but you have to understand those rock and roll tunes are still based on jungle rhythms which inflame the libido and turn the listener's heart away from God. No amount of sunshiney lyrics will change that.

      You might as well try to redeem an outhouse by putting a steeple on top and calling it a church.

      Anyway, tell us more about yourself. How many sons do you have, and what's your favorite hunting rifle?
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        That was very long. I fell asleep and woke up and it was still there. But no worry, you're here now and I'm so very glad to "meet" you!

        You should know that even that music you listen to is from Satan. You see, any music that has a beat faster than your heart beats gets your adrenaline going and that tells your brain to be prepared for fight or flight. That isn't from God. God doesn't give us a spirit of fear but a spirit of Love and Peace. You should only listen to very lovely, godly music. Here are some of my favorites:





        When I have excess energy and I want to exercise, I throw this on for some inspiration!



        So tell us, how many godly sons have you born your husband for Christ?
        What housework is your favorite?
        How do you like to pamper your hard-working husband?

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Re: Hello there!

          well, I'm sorry, I don't believe the actual sounds of the music count, just the words. It's the words that tell us what to believe or not to believe, and putting God's Word to song is something the Psalmists did on a regular basis. Not all the music ApologetiX does is rock and roll, in fact. I bet, if you listened to their music, you'd find at least one song that you'd appreciate.

          Anyways, about myself and not them: I'm a son myself so I don't have sons. And as far as hunting rifles, I have no idea. I'm not big on killing things unless they need to be killed (for various, God-given reasons of course) and so hunting is not exactly a favorite pastime. I suppose any hunting rifle that simply killed the animal being hunted, without wasting too much meat or time, would be the best.

          Gosh I hope I don't have to go name a rifle, do I?

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            Re: Hello there!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            That was very long. I fell asleep and woke up and it was still there.
            I'm very sorry!

            So tell us, how many godly sons have you born your husband for Christ?
            What housework is your favorite?
            How do you like to pamper your hard-working husband?
            Wait, I see now. These are just anti-bot questions. you scared me at first, I was like, I'm not gay! I don't have a husband!

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            • #7
              Re: Hello there!

              Originally posted by Saved by His Grace View Post
              well, I'm sorry, I don't believe the actual sounds of the music count,


              That's like saying you don't believe the actual SOUL counts!

              Egads child, have you no shame?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello there!

                Welcome to God's favorite forum. I wonder if you realize that even so-called "Christian rock" is the devil's music.


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                • #9
                  Re: Hello there!

                  Originally posted by Saved by His Grace View Post
                  I'm not gay! I don't have a husband!
                  Well thank goodness for that! At least that's one hurdle we don't have to overcome. Surely, though, you must have other problems you'd like Jesus to help you with. Why don't you tell us about them?

                  Are you a whoremonger, for example?

                  Or suffering from any type of deformity?
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                    Re: Hello there!

                    I don't mean to argue, I just didn't understand about the evils of music. I'm sorry. I do wonder, though, where it says "...[churches] imitate the world and expose their young people to all kinds of rock and roll music...." in a negative way. I seem to have trouble finding the verse but I really thought that Paul preached about not being too foreign to those to whom we're commanded to reach out. I mean, how do I know when to balance acting in a fashion similar to the world (in the world but not of it) in order to help them see Christ's message with preaching just the straight-up Gospel? I've always struggled with this and would greatly appreciate some input. I mean no disrespect, I just never seem to get it right.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello there!

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Are you a whoremonger, for example?Or suffering from any type of deformity?
                      I don't know what the first is (and probably don't want to know, it sounds quite ungodly). I do have Asperger's Syndrome, however, which can make it very difficult to communicate and behave properly in social situations. I'll try my very best not to offend anyone accidentally!

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                        Also I have a burning question in my heart but I'm not sure if I should ask it here or create a new thread for it, so I'll ask it here: I understand that sin can be a cause of things like sickness, disease, etc., so when I was born was it sin's fault that I have Asperger's? If so, who's sin was at fault for it? I can't possibly see my sin being at fault for my condition, because I had never done anything before being born (obviously) but already had the condition. I get so confused sometimes when I pray about it and read God's Word but can't find an answer.

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                          Re: Hello there!

                          Originally posted by Saved by His Grace View Post
                          I don't know what the first is (and probably don't want to know, it sounds quite ungodly). I do have Asperger's Syndrome, however, which can make it very difficult to communicate and behave properly in social situations. I'll try my very best not to offend anyone accidentally!
                          Assberger's, huh? Which type of retarded is that?

                          Did you know that God hates the retardeds?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            Re: Hello there!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Assberger's, huh? Which type of retarded is that?
                            It means that when my brain was forming in my mother's womb it wasn't all formed when I was born. Chemicals like adrenaline and endorphins are never in balance like they should be, as a result (there are other results too). So, God hates me because I don't have a complete brain? But doesn't Psalms 139:14 say that He made me wonderfullly? How can he hate me if he made me that way? Please help me understand. I'm just so much more confused now.

                            Also, a note: the scripture you just referenced was talking to Aaron, about people with "blemishes" not becoming priests. "He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the zmost holy, and of the aholy. 23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that bhe profane not my sanctuaries: for cI the Lord do sanctify them"

                            So in other words, according to that scripture, I'm not allowed to go in unto the vail or altar, which as a layman I have no problem with. Do I misunderstand?

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                              Re: Hello there!

                              Originally posted by Saved by His Grace View Post
                              Also I have a burning question in my heart but I'm not sure if I should ask it here or create a new thread for it, so I'll ask it here: I understand that sin can be a cause of things like sickness, disease, etc., so when I was born was it sin's fault that I have Asperger's? If so, who's sin was at fault for it? I can't possibly see my sin being at fault for my condition, because I had never done anything before being born (obviously) but already had the condition. I get so confused sometimes when I pray about it and read God's Word but can't find an answer.
                              Probably your grandfather or your great grandfather hated God:

                              Exodus 20:5

                              5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
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