[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

He doesn't know better than Jesus. Your congregation twists scripture.

Quoting Jesus isn't twisting scripture. It's being faithful to scripture. Your pastor wants your money he is grooming you and telling you whatever you want to hear so you'll come to his church on Sundays and put money his his gold-plated dish.

[Whore4satan (Quarantined)]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Quoting Jesus isn't twisting scripture. It's being faithful to scripture. Your pastor wants your money he is grooming you and telling you whatever you want to hear so you'll come to his church on Sundays and put money his his gold-plated dish.

I had attended that church in the past for about 3 years and this man gave up his 500,000 home to start up a church of his own. He is not grooming anyone and even had a church pantry going for the church. He does not drive an immaculate car.....stop pulling stuff out of your arse. This is a man we've known for years.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

My pastor is lying to me so I will like him? ROFL. That is seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard. Really, you just made the rest of my year full of laughter. Every church I've been to whether it be Pentecostal, Baptist, Southern Baptist or Non-denominational I have gathered the same thing and not what you guys are posting. You are living in Old Testament times, I'm surprised you don't stone people to death. That would be murder. I mean, since you follow Old Testament anyway? Like I said, I am done here. Good day to you all.

OK. I get it. You're one of those "Christians" who thinks the Old Testament no-longer applies.

By the way, if God commands us to stone somebody to death, that's not murder; it's justice.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

I had attended that church in the past for about 3 years and this man gave up his 500,000 home to start up a church of his own. He is not grooming anyone and even had a church pantry going for the church. He does not drive an immaculate car.....stop pulling stuff out of your arse. This is a man we've known for years.

If he tells you the Old Testament is no longer God's Holy Word, he is a charlatan and a wolf in sheep's clothing. No good can come from a so-called minister of God's Word who would twist the scriptures to say whatever convinces you to come to his church, regardless of any story he fabricates to win your sympathy.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

I had attended that church in the past for about 3 years and this man gave up his 500,000 home to start up a church of his own. He is not grooming anyone and even had a church pantry going for the church. He does not drive an immaculate car.....stop pulling stuff out of your arse. This is a man we've known for years.

And the atheist troll's story unravels a bit more....

[Jedediah]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

I had attended that church in the past for about 3 years

And yet you don't know a damned thing about the Book that serves as the foundation of Christianity. What does that tell you about the efficacy of your "church"? It sounds more like a glorified community center to me.

[Whore4satan (Quarantined)]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

And yet you don't know a damned thing about the Book that serves as the foundation of Christianity. What does that tell you about the efficacy of your "church"? It sounds more like a glorified community center to me.

Umm, NO...you don't go around stoning people for sinning do you? We don't go by the Old Testament laws now...and btw, your infractions mean nothing to me. You might as well ban me because I don't want to be apart of this twisted un-Godly forum.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

You might as well ban me because I don't want to be apart of this twisted un-Godly forum.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved whore. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrums and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Jedediah]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Umm, NO...you don't go around stoning people for sinning do you? We don't go by the Old Testament laws now...and btw, your infractions mean nothing to me. You might as well ban me because I don't want to be apart of this twisted un-Godly forum.

You can ban yourself at any time by clicking the red 'X' in the upper right-hand corner of your screen, false "Christian." We had such high hopes for you, but it looks like you will choose eternal hellfire instead.

We would love to follow Biblical Law, but if you had ever bothered to actually read the Holy Bible instead of just believing everything your false "preacher" tells you about what it means to be a Christian, you would not need to be told that we are bound to follow secular laws.

Romans 13:2-6
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

Hebrews 13:17
Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

This is why it is imperative that we elect more Republicans into office, so that we may bring secular laws more into line with Biblical Law.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

These whores are all alike. After a few cheap thrills and then on to the next mark (or joe).

[Whore4satan (Quarantined)]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

You can ban yourself at any time by clicking the red 'X' in the upper right-hand corner of your screen, false "Christian." We had such high hopes for you, but it looks like you will choose eternal hellfire instead.

We would love to follow Biblical Law, but if you had ever bothered to actually read the Holy Bible instead of just believing everything your false "preacher" tells you about what it means to be a Christian, you would not need to be told that we are bound to follow secular laws.

Romans 13:2-6
Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

Hebrews 13:17
Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

This is why it is imperative that we elect more Republicans into office, so that we may bring secular laws more into line with Biblical Law.

You had high hopes for me? You all bashed me the entire time. God is still working on me and has a great plan for me.

[Jedediah]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

You had high hopes for me? You all bashed me the entire time. God is still working on me and has a great plan for me.

If you had one iota of Christian discernment, you would recognize our Christian love for what it is. Why do you think we are here, spreading God's Word to lost souls? It is precisely because of our love for them. We even love you, which is why we scourge you and chasten you. If we didn't love you, we would just ignore you and let you continue to wallow in depredation without trying to get you to wake up and realize that you will burn in the lake of fire for all eternity if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your personal LORD and Savior. Even worse, if we hated you, we would molly-coddle you and tell you that your lack of belief in God is a-okay. But we love you, and we want you to join us in Heaven, believe it or not.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

You had high hopes for me? You all bashed me the entire time. God is still working on me and has a great plan for me.

Your trouble is, you can't understand the Holy Word of God. You can't understand the Holy Spirit speaking to you. Your trouble is, you are a snaggle-toothed british whore and your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[James Hutchins]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

You had high hopes for me? You all bashed me the entire time. God is still working on me and has a great plan for me.

No one 'bashed you' Nor did anyone look at your 'arse'. We only listened to your words and beleived. Just like we do with God.
Until YOU repent, God is through with you. He already has washed His hands in the Blood of Jesuses wounds regarding your bastard son.

[Whore4satan (Quarantined)]

Re: How do I become a True Christian

Your trouble is, you can't understand the Holy Word of God. You can't understand the Holy Spirit speaking to you. Your trouble is, you are a snaggle-toothed british whore and your father is satan.

What? I'm not even snaggle toothed. I have PERFECT teeth and I am not british. again, another laugh....