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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #151
    Re: How do I become a True Christian

    The plain fact of the matter is that this little girl likes to fantasize that she's being persecuted because she wants to use that as a roadblock and a diversionary tactic.

    She's obviously not ready to close her legs and come to Christ.
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    • Whore4satan
      Unsaved trash, blatant whore
      • Dec 2011
      • 162

      #152
      Re: How do I become a True Christian

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      The plain fact of the matter is that this little girl likes to fantasize that she's being persecuted because she wants to use that as a roadblock and a diversionary tactic.

      She's obviously not ready to close her legs and come to Christ.
      You are a very bitter person. I will pray for you..

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      • tomasespensen
        Unsaved trash, satanic nazi
        • Dec 2011
        • 81

        #153
        Re: How do I become a True Christian

        Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
        You are a very bitter person. I will pray for you..
        Seriously??? Faith_Machine is bitter, i dont get that? He is the most carrieng and nicest person on this forum, just a good friendly advice, dont be evil to the (maybe) only person in here that might help and support you in your search for Christ !

        Even i doubt that Faith_Machine will refuse you on this little, i guess he as the rest of us have a limmit, it just takes a while to reach it i guess
        2 Corinthians 11:14 - And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
        Revelation 8:5 ------- And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #154
          Re: How do I become a True Christian

          Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
          You are a very bitter person. I will pray for you..
          As kind as an offer as that is on the surface, I am not sure a pure True Christian(tm) would want the prayers of a whore. I know I certainly do not want one one her knees, hands clasped in front of me!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Whore4satan
            Unsaved trash, blatant whore
            • Dec 2011
            • 162

            #155
            Re: How do I become a True Christian

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            As kind as an offer as that is on the surface, I am not sure a pure True Christian™ would want the prayers of a whore. I know I certainly do not want one one her knees, hands clasped in front of me!

            I'm sorry you feel that way.

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            • Whore4satan
              Unsaved trash, blatant whore
              • Dec 2011
              • 162

              #156
              Re: How do I become a True Christian

              Originally posted by tomasespensen View Post
              Seriously??? Faith_Machine is bitter, i dont get that? He is the most carrieng and nicest person on this forum, just a good friendly advice, dont be evil to the (maybe) only person in here that might help and support you in your search for Christ !

              Even i doubt that Faith_Machine will refuse you on this little, i guess he as the rest of us have a limmit, it just takes a while to reach it i guess


              I don't know about you, but being called a whore is an insult. I know there isn't a nice way to say it, but really? Do you really have to name call and tell me they will laugh at me burning in hell? (said by another person on here....not irrelevant either, I'm giving other examples). I doubt Jesus went about saving people by calling them harlots and terrible sinners who will burn in hell forever. Jesus died for our sins. Maybe you think I am twisting scripture, but that is the way I interpret it. If you wish to correct me, that's what you are here to do right? Or I guess I'm just expecting to be spoon-fed scripture, like another person has said.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #157
                Re: How do I become a True Christian

                Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                I don't know about you, but being called a whore is an insult. I know there isn't a nice way to say it, but really? Do you really have to name call and tell me they will laugh at me burning in hell? (said by another person on here....not irrelevant either, I'm giving other examples). I doubt Jesus went about saving people by calling them harlots and terrible sinners who will burn in hell forever. Jesus died for our sins. Maybe you think I am twisting scripture, but that is the way I interpret it. If you wish to correct me, that's what you are here to do right? Or I guess I'm just expecting to be spoon-fed scripture, like another person has said.
                Do you deny you are a whore in Gods eye?
                Do you deny you had a bastard son in direct defiance of God?

                All we have done is provide Scripture, loving guidance and our prayers, only to have you slap it all away because it is not what you wanted to hear. It is not all about YOU, it is all about God.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Thomas Dalton
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 296

                  #158
                  Re: How do I become a True Christian

                  Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                  I don't know about you, but being called a whore is an insult. I know there isn't a nice way to say it, but really? Do you really have to name call and tell me they will laugh at me burning in hell? (said by another person on here....not irrelevant either, I'm giving other examples). I doubt Jesus went about saving people by calling them harlots and terrible sinners who will burn in hell forever. Jesus died for our sins. Maybe you think I am twisting scripture, but that is the way I interpret it. If you wish to correct me, that's what you are here to do right? Or I guess I'm just expecting to be spoon-fed scripture, like another person has said.
                  Are you saying we should nail ourselves to a cross to save you?
                  While it's so easy: Marry your Heathen, and start giving him more offspring, and let God worry about the rest! 1 Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Your bastards will be damned to the 10th generation (Deuteronomy 23:2), but at least you will join us in Heaven.
                  John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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                  • Whore4satan
                    Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 162

                    #159
                    Re: How do I become a True Christian

                    Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                    Are you saying we should nail ourselves to a cross to save you?
                    While it's so easy: Marry your Heathen, and start giving him more offspring, and let God worry about the rest! 1 Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Your bastards will be damned to the 10th generation (Deuteronomy 23:2), but at least you will join us in Heaven.


                    Your Congregation is living in the Old Testament. I talked with my old pastor here in my city and he says that is NOT true. My son will be saved from being a bastard child and we are living in the NEW Testament. I am done with this site. Of course, your responses will be "Goodbye whore with a bastard child, I hope you burn in hell" Go for it. I'm done with this site.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #160
                      Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                      Your Congregation is living in the Old Testament. I talked with my old pastor here in my city and he says that is NOT true. My son will be saved from being a bastard child and we are living in the NEW Testament. I am done with this site. Of course, your responses will be "Goodbye whore with a bastard child, I hope you burn in hell" Go for it. I'm done with this site.
                      Your pastor is lying to you so that you will like him and trust him by telling you what you want to hear.

                      Feel free to believe him and not Jesus if you want. It's your soul.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
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                      • Whore4satan
                        Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 162

                        #161
                        Re: How do I become a True Christian

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Your pastor is lying to you so that you will like him and trust him by telling you what you want to hear.

                        Feel free to believe him and not Jesus if you want. It's your soul.
                        Posted via Mobile Device

                        My pastor is lying to me so I will like him? ROFL. That is seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard. Really, you just made the rest of my year full of laughter. Every church I've been to whether it be Pentecostal, Baptist, Southern Baptist or Non-denominational I have gathered the same thing and not what you guys are posting. You are living in Old Testament times, I'm surprised you don't stone people to death. That would be murder. I mean, since you follow Old Testament anyway? Like I said, I am done here. Good day to you all.

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                        • Whore4satan
                          Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 162

                          #162
                          Re: How do I become a True Christian

                          Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
                          Are you saying we should nail ourselves to a cross to save you?
                          While it's so easy: Marry your Heathen, and start giving him more offspring, and let God worry about the rest! 1 Timothy 2:15: Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Your bastards will be damned to the 10th generation (Deuteronomy 23:2), but at least you will join us in Heaven.

                          No, are you dense? Obviously Jesus was nailed to the cross to save us. GLORY!

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                          • Jack O'fagan
                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 4836

                            #163
                            Re: How do I become a True Christian

                            Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                            Your Congregation is living in the Old Testament. I talked with my old pastor here in my city and he says that is NOT true. My son will be saved from being a bastard child and we are living in the NEW Testament. I am done with this site. Of course, your responses will be "Goodbye whore with a bastard child, I hope you burn in hell" Go for it. I'm done with this site.
                            Can you ask your pastor how he knows better than Jesus?



                            Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                            Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

                            YIC

                            Jack
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • Whore4satan
                              Unsaved trash, blatant whore
                              • Dec 2011
                              • 162

                              #164
                              Re: How do I become a True Christian

                              Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                              Can you ask your pastor how he knows better than Jesus?



                              Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                              Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

                              YIC

                              Jack

                              He doesn't know better than Jesus. Your congregation twists scripture.

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                              • VictoryOS
                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 5388

                                #165
                                Re: How do I become a True Christian

                                Originally posted by Warrior4christ View Post
                                Your congregation twists scripture.
                                Please explain using specific examples and quotes from the Bible.
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