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Hello all, just introducing myself. I believe in the Bible as the complete inerrant literal Word of God. Anything else you want to know, just ask.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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John's baptism - was it of men, or of God?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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And why did you change my name to Satan? I registered as SheepForChrist. Matthew 25 clearly says the goats belong to Satan and the sheep belong to Christ.Comment
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I have no idea what you are talking about, friend.Originally posted by SheepForChrist View Post
Read the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
Do you believe you are a sinner? God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners.
Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.
Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.comComment
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I see. It may have been a browser error or a computer virus; the devil is very crafty.Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View PostI have no idea what you are talking about, friend.
So what must I do to become an official member of this church which God has established and earn the title of True Christian?Comment
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Get yourself washed in His blood.Originally posted by SheepForChrist View Post
And tithe with robust abandon.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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I have done just as you said and have donated every penny I own to Landover Baptist Church! I made a hefty tithe of $25,312.52, my complete life savings. I have given everything to the Lord and here is proof:
Praise Jesus!Comment
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You can't buy your way in, friend.
Did you read the Bible yet?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Cover to coverOriginally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
I read the Word 3 times daily and meditate on it with prayer and thanksgiving.
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Great! Tell me about Jesus. What does He want you to do?Originally posted by SheepForChrist View PostCover to cover I read the Word 3 times daily and meditate on it with prayer and thanksgiving.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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I'll check with our joo accountants and let you know when the transfer clears. $25k will just about get you a ticket to the Easter Service.Originally posted by SheepForChrist View PostI have done just as you said and have donated every penny I own to Landover Baptist Church! I made a hefty tithe of $25,312.52, my complete life savings. I have given everything to the Lord and here is proof:
Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Ha! Zeke doesn't get out of bed for less than 50 large.Originally posted by SheepForChrist View Post
Good idea, it'll give the DoF, Mistress Cookie and Bobby-Joe the time to get the various clearances, paperwork and passes in order.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
(Speaking of which, I've been quite patient with Bobby-Joe re my pass to visit Professor Bessemer at Landover University to discuss his Flood Research findings. It's been over six months, and the paperwork keeps getting "lost" or "misplaced temporarily" and one time "Mrs. Johnson's dogs ate it". Now he says the application fee has gone up and I have to re-file from new. I'm starting to wonder just what kind of operation you're running over there.
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What bits of the Bible do you like most? And don't say "it's all wonderful", because that goes without saying.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Jesus is awesome! According to John 1:1, He is the Word, and He created the earth in 6 days!Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
Jesus says I must give up everything and follow Him. Let the dead bury their own dead. Turn against my mother, father, brother, etc. He did not come to bring peace to the earth, but a sword!
Jesus is coming back to the earth soon to annihilate mankind in his righteous holocaust known as the Apocalypse. Then He will establish a His kingdom on Earth and raise up a mountain in Israel higher than Mt Everest and live at the top of it (true fact - it's in Isaiah).
Come soon Lord Jesus. Amen!Comment
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