A Christian

[paulinho]

Hi all,

I'm glad to have seen the Light of G** Almighty in this site, even if I think you use His Name too much. I think I finally have a place to share my thoughts and feelings among people who think alike.

Just one question: why didn't I find any thread about the lies of Mayan Calendar 2012 End-Of-the-World theory? Everyone knows the Mayans were pagans and that the true end of the world, as revealed to us by John, will only happen in the second coming.

Please discuss.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Christian

Are you looking for work as a gardener? I think Rev. Jim was needing a new wetback.

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

Please tell Rev. Jim a true Christian needs to do his own gardening work. Only this way he will be honored in the eyes of G** Almighty.

Thanks for the offer anyway.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A Christian

Please tell Rev. Jim a true Christian needs to do his own gardening work. Only this way he will be honored in the eyes of G** Almighty.

Thanks for the offer anyway.

Who is "G**"? Only GOD is Almighty. Whoever "G**" is, you are worshiping a false idol. The Bible tells us to worship THE LORD GOD, not "G**"

Is "G**" some sort of Dionysian penis god?

Deuteronomy 4:16

King James Version (KJV)


16Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

[QUOTE=Billy Bob Jenkins;830511]Who is "G**"? Only GOD is Almighty. Whoever "G**" is, you are worshiping a false idol. The Bible tells us to worship THE LORD GOD, not "G**"[QUOTE]

You use G**'s name too much, as an infidel would. I say "G**" to refrain from telling our Lord's name, which is forbidden for sinful mortals as we are.

Please read your scriptures more carefully.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A Christian

You use G**'s name too much, as an infidel would. I say "G**" to refrain from telling our Lord's name, which is forbidden for sinful mortals as we are.

Please read your scriptures more carefully.

I don't understand. I thought "G**" was your penis god. Who is G** if he is not your lord?

This forum is for worshiping God and His Son Jesus Christ Almighty, not your phallus of choice.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Christian

Hi all,

I'm glad to have seen the Light of G** Almighty in this site, even if I think you use His Name too much. I think I finally have a place to share my thoughts and feelings among people who think alike.

Are you Jewish or something? They write G_D.

Just one question: why didn't I find any thread about the lies of Mayan Calendar 2012 End-Of-the-World theory? Everyone knows the Mayans were pagans and that the true end of the world, as revealed to us by John, will only happen in the second coming.

Please discuss.

Because you didn't look?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=72522

So, how did you come to find Jesus, and what's your favorite Scripture? (You know, the things you were directed to share in your introduction?)

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

You speak too much of phaluses, anal sex and your A.S.S. I truly believe you must be engaged in the sin of homossexual lust.

REPENT before it's too late, and surrender to the hands of G** Almighty, since He is the One who can save you.

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

So, how did you come to find Jesus, and what's your favorite Scripture? (You know, the things you were directed to share in your introduction?)

I found Jesus in the ways of a pure, saint woman, who directed me to the one and only word of G** Almighty. We used to recite Bible verses all night long to refrain from the sins of the flesh. That's how I found my way.

My favorite scripture is Revelations, the moment when G** Almighty will return to wipe this earth of all the sinful Atheists, Homossexuals (that's you, Billy Bob), Liberals and Whores.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A Christian

You speak too much of phaluses, anal sex and your A.S.S. I truly believe you must be engaged in the sin of homossexual lust.

REPENT before it's too late, and surrender to the hands of G** Almighty, since He is the One who can save you.

There is no need to get defensive. Does my firm and uncompromising stance against anal sex and phallus worship make you feel threatened?

No one here is going to submit to your false god. You may as well give up on that line. We are God worshipers, not "G**" worshipers, whatever that means.

Let me know when you are ready to worship Jesus. Then I will welcome you into the fold. Until then, the Bible demands that I treat you coolly.

2 John 1:10-11

King James Version (KJV)


10If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
11For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

If you could force your proud lips to confess a love of Jesus, someday perhaps your heart would follow. This would be a step on the road to Salvation. I would welcome you, friend, if only you would become a Christian. Give up your futile campaign against the forces of Heaven. This "G**" will only lead you to everlasting destruction.

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

There is no need to get defensive. Does my firm and uncompromising stance against anal sex and phallus worship make you feel threatened?

I don't need no defense, since G** Almighty walks with me. And no threats can harm me, since He takes me by the hand.

No one here is going to submit to your false god. You may as well give up on that line. We are God worshipers, not "G**" worshipers, whatever that means.

We're talking about the same G** (Almighty), but you're the one who doesn't show Him and His Light any respect. Please refrain from using His Saint Name.

Jesus be our Saviour, we're One under Christ.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A Christian

We're talking about the same G** (Almighty)

I didn't think there would be two ithyphallic deities going by the same unintelligible title "G**". Most false gods are cleverer than that, with names like Ashteroth, Azazel, or Baal, you know, words containing vowel sounds so that they can be pronounced audibly. Why does your false god use asterisks in the spelling of his name? Does he want to remain anonymous? Is he a fan of the artist sometimes known as Prince?

My Lord is the One True God, and He likes people to know of His powerful exploits. He even wrote a book called the King James Bible, which is a guide to achieving eternal life. Can G** boast of such gifts? I'll bet that he cannot. The King James Bible tells us that there is only one way to Heaven, and that is through God's Son Jesus. Have you met Jesus? Would you like me to introduce you?

[Didymus Much]

Re: A Christian

Why do you call Him G** when His Name is Jealous?

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

[paulinho]

Re: A Christian

Please stop the blasphemy. Maybe this forum is not, as I first thought, made of G**-fearing good people, but of unrepentant sodomists and sinners.

I'll make my mission to save you all and to show you the path of the True G** Almighty.

PENITENZIAGITE!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Christian

Please stop the blasphemy. Maybe this forum is not, as I first thought, made of G**-fearing good people, but of unrepentant sodomists and sinners.

I'll make my mission to save you all and to show you the path of the True G** Almighty.

PENITENZIAGITE!

Why not just admit you're yet another 4chan troll, so you can get banned and we can get back to our lives?