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2012'ers are convinced that the world is coming to an end on December 21, 2012. The end of time. Destruction of the world. Planet X. Nibiru. Stupid movies starring John Cusack and Woody Harrelson. Britney Spears. Etc.
That means no more Christmas! We know, of course, that there will be Christmas every day in Heaven, as we celebrate with Jesus!
Even ABC is getting in on the act:
Right, a 'god' will return, bringing with it violent earthquakes and the deaths of a substantial segment of humanity. How stupid do these people think we are? No such thing will happen . . . when Jesus returns, He will not tell us the hour!
Duh!
How are you going to celebrate on December 22, 2012, when nothing happens on the 21st?
I'm going to request this song on the radio on December 21, and dedicate it to all the New Age nutjobs who are buying this hooey:
That means no more Christmas! We know, of course, that there will be Christmas every day in Heaven, as we celebrate with Jesus!
Even ABC is getting in on the act:
The Mayan civilization, which reached its height from 300 A.D. to 900 A.D., had a talent for astronomy. Advanced mathematics and primitive astronomy flourished, creating what many have called the most accurate calendar in the world.
The Mayans predicted a final event that included a solar shift, a Venus transit and violent earthquakes.
Their Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. Thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas, and they wrote that the 13th Baktun ends on Dec. 21, 2012.
The doomsday theories stem from a stone tablet discovered in the 1960s at the archaeological site of Tortuguero in the Gulf of Mexico state of Tabasco that describes the return of a Mayan god at the end of a 13th period.
The Mayans predicted a final event that included a solar shift, a Venus transit and violent earthquakes.
Their Long Count calendar begins in 3,114 B.C., marking time in roughly 394-year periods known as Baktuns. Thirteen was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas, and they wrote that the 13th Baktun ends on Dec. 21, 2012.
The doomsday theories stem from a stone tablet discovered in the 1960s at the archaeological site of Tortuguero in the Gulf of Mexico state of Tabasco that describes the return of a Mayan god at the end of a 13th period.
Duh!
How are you going to celebrate on December 22, 2012, when nothing happens on the 21st?
I'm going to request this song on the radio on December 21, and dedicate it to all the New Age nutjobs who are buying this hooey:
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