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  • #16
    Re: A New Kid

    Mary Etheldera makes a good point. My wife hardly bats an eye anymore when she births me a new son. I think she halfway slept through the birth of our latest.

    After four or five pregnancies, you get used to just staying that way all the time.
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • #17
      Re: A New Kid

      Ezekiel - I was abbreviating "seven deadly sins." I checked and it seems the origin of the term is actually Catholic, sorry (I think the original was "cardinal sin"). Of course Baptists existed long before then, even if they weren't a formal denomination until later.

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      • #18
        Re: A New Kid

        So I found a few ideas for modest clothes for you to work on your horrible pride issues.

        This one is an easy pattern for you to start with. You might use some long sleeve shirts (the collar not to go any lower than your clavicle).



        When you get to be a good enough seamstress (since you won't need any of your academic books, you'll have lots of time to practice), you can try jazzing your clothes up with some buttons! I would advise you to leave out the waist, however, since that would draw unwanted attention toward your mid-drift and that would only encourage men to think of your hips and then, well, you wouldn't want to be they reason they fall into lustful sinful ways.



        To really show your godly humility, you might consider if God is calling you to cover your hair.
        For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. (1 Corinthians 11:7)


        For if the woman is not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it is a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

        Because you'll want to show your due place (glorify a man), you'll want to have a nice head scarf to wear around the house and out in the garden. Here is a lovely way to wear one:



        And just think, after God blesses you with a man to marry and impregnate you, you can sew dresses for all the girls in the family!

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #19
          Re: A New Kid

          Originally posted by Molly_Anne View Post
          ...the term is actually Catholic...
          Yeah, please don't do that again. This is a True Christian™ forum and we glorify God in all we do.

          Thank you.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #20
            Re: A New Kid

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Yeah, please don't do that again. This is a True Christian™ forum and we glorify God in all we do.

            Thank you.
            Eeep, sorry, it was a mistake. I think the actual Biblical reference is a list in Galations of things that "will not inherit the kingdom of God." Thanks for the correction, I wasn't sure when the popular term came about.

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