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    Praise his name

    Trials and tribulations in life were more than I could overcome alone. Recently turned my life over to GOD and his undying love.
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    Re: Praise his name

    Originally posted by Da Goon View Post
    Trials and tribulations in life were more than I could overcome alone. Recently turned my life over to GOD and his undying love.
    What sordid depravities did you do? Don't be shy: you are among friends now, and I doubt it's anything we either haven't done or heard about. Talking about it can be liberating:

    (James 5:16) "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

    What church do you sing the praises of Our Lord Jesus Christ at, friend?



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

    P.S. Remember: SPARE NO DETAILS!
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      Re: Praise his name

      Well... as the statute of limitation is not expired can't go into too much detail. Lets say that drugs and alcohol, along with the people that come with that lifestyle, all left me felling empty. Removed myself from those situations yet still felt empty. Turning life over to GOD has made me feel whole.

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        Re: Praise his name

        Allo Da Gook! I am Mary-Yves! A person from Quebec! It is so pleasing for you to meet me! I have never met the person from the Ornamental lands before. Are there many of the Christians in Korea? Do you have a lot of persecution from the Kim Jong-Il worshipers? Where are you living? In the capitol, Poontang?

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          Re: Praise his name

          Originally posted by Da Goon View Post
          Trials and tribulations in life were more than I could overcome alone. Recently turned my life over to GOD and his undying love.
          Would you mind introducing yourself? Can you share your walk with Christ? No sin or debauchery is too horrible to tell here, friend. All of us have sinned.

          What's your name and age? Has your father found a Godly wife for you yet?

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

          You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

          Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            Re: Praise his name

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Would you mind introducing yourself? Can you share your walk with Christ? No sin or debauchery is too horrible to tell here, friend. All of us have sinned.

            What's your name and age? Has your father found a Godly wife for you yet?

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            I am Steve and currently 31.

            Will definitely be using the search function. Currently my wife refuses to joy of GOD with me. Know that as my wife she should submit to me, yet that is not the case. Before chastising her with a rod, I want to make certain that I am not violating scripture. I can't seem to find any scripture relating to the matter.

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              Re: Praise his name

              Originally posted by Da Goon View Post
              I am Steve and currently 31.

              Will definitely be using the search function. Currently my wife refuses to joy of GOD with me. Know that as my wife she should submit to me, yet that is not the case. Before chastising her with a rod, I want to make certain that I am not violating scripture. I can't seem to find any scripture relating to the matter.
              Maybe it's that Frenchie Bible you're using.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                Re: Praise his name

                Originally posted by Da Goon View Post
                I am Steve and currently 31.

                Will definitely be using the search function. Currently my wife refuses to joy of GOD with me. Know that as my wife she should submit to me, yet that is not the case. Before chastising her with a rod, I want to make certain that I am not violating scripture. I can't seem to find any scripture relating to the matter.
                Why are you married to an unbeliever?


                Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? (2 Corinthians 6:14)
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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