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  • #16
    Re: Hello, Gary Here!

    Originally posted by Gary Williams View Post
    So, what will I have to do to reach True Christian™ status?

    Do I need to prove my worth? Because I'm ready!
    You have to prove that you're a True Christian™ by proving that you know your KJV Bible and live it every day. Then there's the DOF investigation, they will contact you privately.

    Since even satan can appear "as an angel of light" you'll just have to be patient. It's a long drawn out process of poking and prodding.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • #17
      Re: Hello, Gary Here!

      Originally posted by Gary Williams View Post
      Could I become a Forum Member? I do so dislike that 'Unsaved Trash' next to my name.
      A common complaint, young man. You must understand that we are besieged with plagues of pond scum that only seek to mock us for our love of Jesus Christ. So many filthy liars that pretend to be Christian, but are actually God-hating hellbound atheists.

      Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

      I must say, I see no recitation of precious Scripture in your posts.

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • #18
        Re: Hello, Gary Here!

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        I must say, I see no recitation of precious Scripture in your posts.
        Apologies Brother Harold, I will quote the KJV 1611 in future posts.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello, Gary Here!

          Originally posted by Gary Williams View Post
          Apologies Brother Harold, I will quote the KJV 1611 in future posts because I know " Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God." (Matthew 4:4)
          Fixed that for ya.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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