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  • Clause
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    • Jan 2012
    • 7

    #1

    My introduction, Clause

    Hello, my name is Claus
    (I added the "e" because I needed a sixth letter for the username)

    I was raised in a lutheran way, baptised and confirmed in the Lutheran Martin Luther church in Würzburg, southern Germany.

    My favourite verse was Matthew 6,14, in KJV it reads "For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you".

    I was already asked for my rifle, I do not own one, but as my father hunts, which is quite unusual in Germany, I shoot well.

    Pastor Billy Reuben wrote:
    "We tend to get two types of dissenters here. Some are calm and reasonable folks who are capable of rational discussion. I personally enjoy discussing religious topics with this sort of person"
    And therefore, I felt welcome to stay and and talk. My opinion on the world sure is not yours, but if some of you like the discussion with people like me, I will stay and discuss, and if you don´t, you will just throw me out anyway.

    I already wanted to leave this site and never visit again, but James Hutchins said god does not like quitters, well, he is right, and neither do I.


    As some people already startet to insult me, there are a lot of insults more fitting then gay and faggot, as I just do not like the idea of doing anything more with men then talk, sports and the like. The private stuff I do with women and only women. I am sure you find more fitting ways to call me names.
  • Seth Campbell
    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1565

    #2
    Re: My introduction, Clause

    Lutherns use the KJV? When did that happen? I thought they were the fuzzy bunnies amongst fuzzy bunny christians.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: My introduction, Clause

      Hi and welcome to the forums!

      A German? How exciting! How many jars of sauerkraut do you have in your home right now? Are you drunk with many beers right now?

      Are you excited to become a Christian and sing the LORD'S praises for eternity?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: My introduction, Clause

        Hello Claus (Klaus?),

        I see that you use the past tense when speaking of your religious views. Have you given up on Jesus? He will never give up on you!

        MfG,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Clause
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          • Jan 2012
          • 7

          #5
          Re: My introduction, Clause

          Zechariah, yes, I have. And the name is Claus, with a "C", although Klaus is more common in Germany.

          Mary, I do not have any sauerkraut right now, I only cook for myself and you only get that stuff in big jars. It looses it´s taste when you don´t use the whole of it, so i rarely eat any. I am sober, it is 9 in the morning and i have study to do. To answer the other question:
          Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
          1 Thessalonians 5,21

          Seth, they do not, but as I only knew the verse in German, I looked up the version you know and use.
          And they really are very fuzzy and fluffy.

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          • Seth Campbell
            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1565

            #6
            Re: My introduction, Clause

            Originally posted by Clause View Post
            Seth, they do not, but as I only knew the verse in German, I looked up the version you know and use.
            And they really are very fuzzy and fluffy.
            Well that's a step in the right direction. At least you know that you belong to a fuzzy bunny church, and you are reading the KJV Bible.
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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