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    My walk with Christ

    Hey all,

    I have been a follower of the LORD ever since I was born. Since then I have lived following in Christ's footsteps, and am now a proud father of two daughters who lovingly obey the teachings of the LORD. I was overjoyed to discover this Church, as I am now constantly surrounded by liberals and secular science which shuns the true word of God in order to pollute his children.

    Whoever heard of man monkeys? Not this proud father.
    Thanks for reading, and I hope to find many like-minded people here.

    Yours sincerely,
    Brad (a chicken farmer by trade!)
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    Re: My walk with Christ

    They're going to tell you to state the church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

    Holla.

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    • #3
      Re: My walk with Christ

      Originally posted by Jayson.J View Post
      They're going to tell you to state the church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

      Holla.
      I don't attend Churches as they are all Catholics and have very liberal ideas on how to worship God. My favourite Bible verse can be found in Job 39:9 - 12

      "Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee? Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him? Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?" - I love it because it shows the power and beauty of God's creation which we can see all around us.

      I have known Jesus all my life.

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      • #4
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        Glad to see another father coming to the forums to strengthen his hand in raising his children. To many weak minded sissies not following the WORD OF GOD.

        This forum is already making a difference in my home, and for that I am thankful!

        And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
        Genesis 1:21-23


        Welcome Chicken farmer, you should be proud of your trade, God obviously intended for us to do whatever we can to help the fowls inhabit the Earth!!

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        • #5
          Re: My walk with Christ

          Originally posted by Onfire4theLord View Post
          Welcome Chicken farmer, you should be proud of your trade, God obviously intended for us to do whatever we can to help the fowls inhabit the Earth!!
          This. I've gotten together with a few friends to shut down the local KFC from slowing their progress. May God guide us in our mission.

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          • #6
            Re: My walk with Christ

            sense they are christians i only eat at chik-fil-a and it is DEEELISHUS!! also did you no jesus was this one time seen in a chicken? yes, it is TRUEE!! here is a picture:



            i have some rilly good recipees for chicken but i will not put them here, i am glad to meet u and am glad u r walking with the lord, amen.
            Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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            • #7
              Re: My walk with Christ

              Originally posted by patrickspelman View Post
              Hey all,

              I have been a follower of the LORD ever since I was born. Since then I have lived following in Christ's footsteps, and am now a proud father of two daughters who lovingly obey the teachings of the LORD. I was overjoyed to discover this Church, as I am now constantly surrounded by liberals and secular science which shuns the true word of God in order to pollute his children.

              Whoever heard of man monkeys? Not this proud father.
              Thanks for reading, and I hope to find many like-minded people here.

              Yours sincerely,
              Brad (a chicken farmer by trade!)
              Hey Patty! Welcome to God's afvorite forum! If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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              • #8
                Re: My walk with Christ

                Little Miss Murphy, that is such an inspiring picture you posted! It's true that the Lord works in mysterious ways. Of course you must already know that since He made you a midget.

                We women share our recipes over in this part of the forum. I look forward to seeing what you have to offer. Do you eat full sized chickens like normal people, or just those little cornish hens?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • #9
                  Re: My walk with Christ

                  Well! I see that your walk with (the) Christ most Certainly put you in a giddy mood! " "

                  "It may be rainin'
                  But I ain't complainin'
                  When I'm walkin' with JESUS"

                  However, it's not at all Christian to display so many teeth. One of our Good Pastors will probably be around to chastise you shortly

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