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  • John Gratia
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2012
    • 2

    #1

    Hi

    Hi, True Christian's.

    I'm John Gratia, a 24 year old police officer. I live in New York City and I was born in Jefferson City.
  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Welcome officer!

    Tell us some more about yourself. What precious Holy Bible verse gives you strength as a crime fighter? Do you have a holster for your Bible? How many predatory sodomites have you apprehended in your career?

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by John Gratia View Post
      Hi, True Christian's.

      I'm John Gratia, a 24 year old police officer. I live in New York City and I was born in Jefferson City.
      While I check out your story, please tell us about yourself, your church, and your relationship with Jesus.

      I hope you realize that it's nothing personal, but we get plenty of trolls here claiming to be first responders. I'm sure that you're aware that falsely claiming to be a first responder is a serious sin and a federal offense.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • John Gratia
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2012
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        What precious Holy Bible verse gives you strength as a crime fighter?
        Philippians 1:21

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        Do you have a holster for your Bible?
        Unfortunately, no, I do not.

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        How many predatory sodomites have you apprehended in your career?
        Zero. I haven't been an officer very long.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I hope you realize that it's nothing personal, but we get plenty of trolls here claiming to be first responders. I'm sure that you're aware that falsely claiming to be a first responder is a serious sin and a federal offense.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Oh, yes, I am aware. Don't worry.


        And thanks for the links.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hi

          Welcome John! So nice to meet a man who does not need to hide behind anything.

          What Church do you attend? What single verse from the KJV do you find most helpful when you go about putting the Fear of God into perps?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by John Gratia View Post
            Zero. I haven't been an officer very long.
            I hope the police department has given you proper training. What will you do if a uniform-fetish-crazed sodomite jumps on your back?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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