Hello

[LittleStar]

Hello Brothers and Sisters!

My name is Joanna

Let me introduce myself. I am 23 years old from Ireland. I was raised as a Catholic but shut out Jesus from my life when i was about 15 years old because I did not agree with what the Catholic Church was teaching. At 20, i met a Christian woman. I was very envious of her relationship with God and Jesus. I do admit that I spent two years wondering if Jesus would accept me back.
I have begun attending a Christian Church for about a year now. We study the King James Bible twice a week (none of that diluted Harper Collin's nonsense) and attend Church on a Sunday. I am very excited to meet everyone and hope we can become good friends!

Exodus 20:3-17 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

[Little Donkey]

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Hi Joanna. I don't know much about Ireland. Is it true your President killed himself after a soccer game? That's what I heard anway... and also something to do with being a closet homosexual. Are Irish men like that normally?

[LittleStar]

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That is false, I believe. We have sadly been under the ruling of 2 female presidents for 20 years. Our newest president is a Catholic extremist who hates Americans.

Its a wonderful country to live in

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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That is false, I believe. We have sadly been under the ruling of 2 female presidents for 20 years. Our newest president is a Catholic extremist who hates Americans.

Its a wonderful country to live in

Welcome to Landover Baptist, LittleStar. The Holy Spirit must think that you are a special person for bringing you here.

We know how bad Ireland is from some of your people that came here awhile back. I myself have to barricade my dwelling every St. Patrick's day for fear of my life – what with all the public drunkenness. They turn the river green here and the noxious fumes from the cooking of corned beef and cabbage is overwhelming. All the Irish here are disgusting lieberals – something having to do with a potato crop failure awhile back, they all expected the government to bail them out (and couldn't even lift a finger to do some fishing, Ireland being an island nation after all). Then there is the music – all those tin whistles that play in only one key. Even the nigra's couldn't stand them – which is why they all moved to Harlem to escape them.

[LittleStar]

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I also barricade myself in my home on Saint Patrick's Day because i can't bear to be around drunken louts who are proud to be from Ireland. Same for any other holiday. They use holidays as a pathetic excuse to consume even more alcohol


Thank you Brother William for welcoming me. I'm always excited to learn more about Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[LittleStar]

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Thank you Pastor Ezekiel!