Hi from California

[Sweet Charity]

Living in the middle of suburgatory hell surrounded by superficial megachurch goers.

Here to make new friends and grow in the faith and knowledge of the Lord.

Sweet Charity!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hi from California

Welcome young lady! Anaheim is surely the Devil's playground. Satan himself owns Harbor, Ball, Katella, etc. And that wicked cesspool of filthy joo Disney sin that you find yourself within.

Praise God you renounce the depravity. Tell us more about yourself. What made you come to Jesus after sleepless nights of desperation? Are you courting a Christian man?

In Christ

[Sweet Charity]

Re: Hi from California

The whole place is not only running rampant with fake Christians driving around polluting God's earth with their shiney overpriced foreign automobiles, but funny you ask if I'm being courted... there is a huge flourishing homosexual "emo" epidemic around here. You know the type right? It's hard to find a genuine sharply dressed Christ loving man dressed in pressed polo shirts and starched khaki chinos with a bible in one hand and heavy hand of leadership in the other. I look around and see many wrinkled tight fitted screen print rock n roll tee shirts, rainbow gay pride braclet, skinny jeans rump rangers holding hands. It's a disgrace.

[SisterNeedsASaviour]

Re: Hi from California

Oh there's so many wise people here. Not just the menfolk either. Some of the women are really Holy and wise in the ways of the Lord. I guess they must have smart husbands who taught them all proper and stuff.

I like this bible verse:

Timothy 5:22
Lay hands suddenly on no man, neither be partaker of other men's sins: keep thyself pure.


Just summat about you made me feel you might need reminding of that one.
What's your favourite verse?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hi from California

The whole place is not only running rampant with fake Christians driving around polluting God's earth with their shiney overpriced foreign automobiles, but funny you ask if I'm being courted... there is a huge flourishing homosexual "emo" epidemic around here. You know the type right? It's hard to find a genuine sharply dressed Christ loving man dressed in pressed polo shirts and starched khaki chinos with a bible in one hand and heavy hand of leadership in the other. I look around and see many wrinkled tight fitted screen print rock n roll tee shirts, rainbow gay pride braclet, skinny jeans rump rangers holding hands. It's a disgrace.

True. And especially in Moreno Valley.

But we aren't concerned with that.

My dear, I am an ex-gay and know all about the queer agenda.

Tell us about yourself.

In Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from California

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[MasterShotgunz]

Re: Hi from California

God hates you. Go away :/ sorry
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