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  • Hello, I am ashamed

    I have moved my family to a town full of heathen homosexual deviants who do not bath in the glory of our lord jesus Christ. I feel sick to my stomach everyday as I walk through town and see the rainbow flags displayed in the shop windows, as they mock our savior and engage in horrific deviant acts. I have some to the church for cleansing and salvation as I fear that my job will be in jepardy should I remind the godless sinners of the glory of christ as I assemble their five dollar footlongs. What should I do

    Christ be with you always

    Lex

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    Re: Hello, I am ashamed

    Originally posted by Lex Luthran View Post
    Christ be with you always

    Lex
    He is, thank you. But friend, tell us, what church do you attend? What Bible verse inspires you to drop to your knees the fastest?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Hello, I am ashamed

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      He is, thank you. But friend, tell us, what church do you attend? What Bible verse inspires you to drop to your knees the fastest?
      mary, I attend the First Church Christ the Redeemer in the next town over, where diviants are not allowed to flaunt thier disrespect for our lord and saviour.

      The verse that guides me through my days is this

      1 Timothy 6:13-16



      13 In the sight of God, who gives life to everything, and of Christ Jesus, who while testifying before Pontius Pilate made the good confession, I charge you 14 to keep this command without spot or blame until the appearing of our Lord Jesus Christ, 15 which God will bring about in his own time—God, the blessed and only Ruler, the King of kings and Lord of lords, 16 who alone is immortal and who lives in unapproachable light, whom no one has seen or can see. To him be honor and might forever. Amen.

      Not only does it give me strenth to remain right with out lord in the face of so many sinners, but I am a fan of Tim Tebow and I feel his message is true as this verse it.

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        Re: Hello, I am ashamed

        Welcome friend! I do not understand why you are ashamed. It seems to me you would be over joyed to be surrounded by these flamboyant queers, taking every opportunity to get them on their knees to accept the love of Jesus.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          Re: Hello, I am ashamed

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Welcome friend! I do not understand why you are ashamed. It seems to me you would be over joyed to be surrounded by these flamboyant queers, taking every opportunity to get them on their knees to accept the love of Jesus.
          I wish I could feel such joy, but there are so many of them and now they hold unholy unions against the word of god and travel in large packs. When approched they spew forth vile satanic words and I fear i may come in contact with thier filthy aids ridden spittle. Not only that but the athieist scum that patrols the sidewalks are always looking for those trying to spread the word of christ and will swarm unto me like a plauge of locusts. I fear as though even with the lordwatching over me my life may be in danger of contracting some disease from these fith ridden miscreants.

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            Re: Hello, I am ashamed

            If you are truly a man among men and a True Believer(c), Jesus will have your back. No disease will befall those that are strong in their turgid love for Him.

            I have laid hands upon the unsavory from coast to coast and God has protetced me. I have laid prostrate before Him and He has kept my wounds from the battle for Christianty clean.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              Re: Hello, I am ashamed

              Originally posted by Lex Luthran View Post
              I wish I could feel such joy, but there are so many of them and now they hold unholy unions against the word of god and travel in large packs. When approched they spew forth vile satanic words and I fear i may come in contact with thier filthy aids ridden spittle. Not only that but the athieist scum that patrols the sidewalks are always looking for those trying to spread the word of christ and will swarm unto me like a plauge of locusts. I fear as though even with the lordwatching over me my life may be in danger of contracting some disease from these fith ridden miscreants.
              Ephesians 6:10-11 "Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."

              Wimp.

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                Re: Hello, I am ashamed

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Ephesians 6:10-11 "Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."

                Wimp.
                I apprciate your showing me these devine words of the scripture, but I must recount history to help explain my fears, as John the baptists was executed by the romans with no intervention from our lord god, this had a profound effect on jesus as he preached for those before to to find salvation faster and that the comming of the lord was to be swift and vengfull. This change in the message of jesus once he saw that the lord would aloow John to be killed makes me feel as though I wil not be protected. But of course I am not as close to the heavenly father as you who have taken time from your prayers and daily pennence to assist me in my time of despair.

                Colossians 3:17 - And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him

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                  Re: Hello, I am ashamed

                  Thank the lord, my wife returned home from the errends I sent her on. She suggested that I pary once again on this issue, and after I chastised her for speaking out of turn. I suggested that I pray on this issue once again. I took heed that at one time I was a Soldier in the great Chirstian American Army, (before the time of the sodomites being allowed to serve openly and falunting thier anal love) I think I miss having the blessed by they lords protecion of an armored vehicle to keep the filth of the muslim and homosexuals away from me, and I have not yet to come to terms with being exposed to their sharing the same air as I do. I will pray on this more tonight before I sleep.

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                    Re: Hello, I am ashamed

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Welcome friend! I do not understand why you are ashamed. It seems to me you would be over joyed to be surrounded by these flamboyant queers, taking every opportunity to get them on their knees to accept the love of Jesus.
                    He feels that shame because he's a Lutheran instead of a Christian. He insults Jesus with every breath he draws.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      Re: Hello, I am ashamed

                      Originally posted by Lex Luthran View Post
                      Thank the lord, my wife returned home from the errends I sent her on. She suggested that I pary once again on this issue, and after I chastised her for speaking out of turn. I suggested that I pray on this issue once again. I took heed that at one time I was a Soldier in the great Chirstian American Army, (before the time of the sodomites being allowed to serve openly and falunting thier anal love) I think I miss having the blessed by they lords protecion of an armored vehicle to keep the filth of the muslim and homosexuals away from me, and I have not yet to come to terms with being exposed to their sharing the same air as I do. I will pray on this more tonight before I sleep.
                      My friend, if you are a Christian man, you must strive to save them from the righteous punishment that the queers have earned and deserve. It is commanded of us, even for our own Salvation.

                      James 5:20 "Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins."

                      Because God truly hates the mud-packer.

                      Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination"

                      Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                      I once chose to be a homo too. If not for that fortunate night that I solicited a Christian in a bathroom stall, surely I would have perished as well. Diseased worm-food rotting away in this useless earth rather than sitting beside Jesus in Heaven someday, praise God. But rebuked with the love of Christ by a normal person, my desire for sodomy evaporated and I left the gayness that very moment

                      Always use Christian love with the sinner, my friend. Ask them to let the warmth of Jesus enter them, rather than strange men. And ask them if the momentary pleasure of being a doomed fag is worth eternal laps in the fiery lakes of Hell.

                      In Christ
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                        Re: Hello, I am ashamed

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        He feels that shame because he's a Lutheran instead of a Christian. He insults Jesus with every breath he draws.
                        Please Pastor do not let the name fool you, my heathen hippy pot smoking baby vessels some might call my parents last name is Luthran, why they did not change it I will never know. Luckily they had the sense to not name me Moonshower or Unicorninian. I am nothing but a devout christian, and obey only the word of the bible and the lord god and his son jesus Christ.

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                          Re: Hello, I am ashamed

                          Originally posted by Lex Luthran View Post
                          Please Pastor do not let the name fool you, my heathen hippy pot smoking baby vessels some might call my parents last name is Luthran, why they did not change it I will never know. Luckily they had the sense to not name me Moonshower or Unicorninian. I am nothing but a devout christian, and obey only the word of the bible and the lord god and his son jesus Christ.
                          Christians know what to capitalize, friend. Please show the respect Jesus is due. He temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins.

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                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            Re: Hello, I am ashamed

                            Brother Harold Porter I'm so glad you turned from lusting after the backside of homersexural faggits and have instead turned to the warm
                            Glorious comfort of our willing Lamb. He surely rejoices with the angels each time you choose Him instead.
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                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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