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  • Paul the Foreigner
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    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    What if he set up a proper tithing schedule, like with automatic debits from his bank account (assuming he has one), and he went for a whole twelve months without stealing anything or putting hexes on people?


    (I'm really going to bat for you, Paul. Don't make me regret it.)
    I did not steal anything, like I said before, I am not gypsy!
    I never stealed, and I won't.
    I will pay tithe, if God wants.
    I want repent too, if necessary.
    I'll do anything that God wants, I want be True Christian celibate.

    I want to live only for the Lord, and I never want to marry, I want to Devote myself to the Christ.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    We have a saying here in Godless England when ever we discuss Gypos:

    'Theiving gypsy b@st@rds.'

    Theiving is part of their culture. The menfolk even 'steal' wives from the women of the clan in the next layby!

    Pretty much all you need to know about them.

    Praise Him.
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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    What if he set up a proper tithing schedule, like with automatic debits from his bank account (assuming he has one), and he went for a whole twelve months without stealing anything or putting hexes on people?


    (I'm really going to bat for you, Paul. Don't make me regret it.)

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
    Of course, yes.
    I promise, I won't steal anything.
    A gypsy's word isn't worth a warm bucket of spit. He'll rob you blind.

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  • Paul the Foreigner
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    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    OK, but if people don't know you're a Gypsy, how will they know to take precautions? Do you PROMISE you won't steal anything?
    Of course, yes.
    I promise, I won't steal anything.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    OK, but if people don't know you're a Gypsy, how will they know to take precautions? Do you PROMISE you won't steal anything?

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  • Paul the Foreigner
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    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Why not just take matters into your own hands?
    Dear Rev.

    I prayed to the Lord and I asked the gift of Celibacy for myself.
    I am weak, but I devoted my whole self to the Lord, I don't want wife, I want to live only for Jesus.

    I just want to ask you, can someone change my profile name, I don't want to be "gypsy scum", because I am not gypsy.
    I want to be: Paul the celibate for Christ.
    It would be great help fr me, because it reminds me, that I am not my own (1Cor. 6,19), but I am for Christ, and He has me. And I am not allowed to seek wife or marriage or any sexual satisfaction, I and my body are devoted to Christ.
    I hope, you agree me.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
    I am not fornicator, of course.
    I have great desire for sex and marriage, but I have greater desire for giving myself to the Lord.
    If it is possibe, I would make a decision, and ask the Lord, that He never give me wife.
    If the Lord and LBC want it so, can you pray for me for this gift ?
    Why not just take matters into your own hands?

    Matthew 19:12

    For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

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  • Paul the Foreigner
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    Re: PRAYER REQUEST:

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    It sounds like you already have the celibacy gift, friend!

    At least I assume so . . . you're not a fornicator, are you?

    Please pay no attention to our new friend Larni. He is still learning the Bible, and is unaware that the Apostle Paul favored celibacy:

    1 Corinthians 7: 7-9
    I am not fornicator, of course.
    I have great desire for sex and marriage, but I have greater desire for giving myself to the Lord.
    If it is possibe, I would make a decision, and ask the Lord, that He never give me wife.
    If the Lord and LBC want it so, can you pray for me for this gift ?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
    No, I don't want sex.
    Sometimes I think, I don't want marriage neither.
    I rather want to devote myself to the Lord, and live only for Him, without marriage.
    Can I ask God to give me celibacy gift ?
    It sounds like you already have the celibacy gift, friend!

    At least I assume so . . . you're not a fornicator, are you?

    Please pay no attention to our new friend Larni. He is still learning the Bible, and is unaware that the Apostle Paul favored celibacy:

    1 Corinthians 7: 7-9

    7 For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.

    8 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.

    9 But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Celabacy?

    That's the most discusting thing I've heard all day

    Gen 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

    You need to get married to a good True Christian (tm) women soon.

    Cathlick priest are selabat (the one's not raping little boys).

    Do you want to be like a papal pedo?

    I sure hope not!

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  • Paul the Foreigner
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    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    I sincerely hope you're not changing your story just so you can have sex with your sister. That would make you a liar on top of being an incestor. Got hates liars!
    No, I don't want sex.
    Sometimes I think, I don't want marriage neither.
    I rather want to devote myself to the Lord, and live only for Him, without marriage.
    Can I ask God to give me celibacy gift ?

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  • Faith_Machine
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    I sincerely hope you're not changing your story just so you can have sex with your sister. That would make you a liar on top of being an incestor. Got hates liars!

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  • Paul the Foreigner
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    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Paul, you must not marry your sister! I can not emphasize this enough! No matter how much she likes you, and no matter how flattering her attention is, it would be a very, very, very bad idea to marry your sister!

    That is, assuming your father is her father and your mother is her mother. If, on the other hand, she is the daughter of your father but not the daughter of your mother, there may be some established precedent for such a marriage...
    Lol, sorry, I was not enough clear
    She is NOT my sister, I mean, she is christian. She is sister in Christ.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Originally posted by Paul the gypsy scum View Post
    Greetings brothers, I need your help with prayer, and advice.

    One of the sister in my church like me and I like her too.
    I don't know that I am ready for marriage or not.
    She want to meet me for taking a lesson, I mean, I take a lesson to her (maths), but I fear these situations, I've never been liked by girl.

    Can you give me advice ? Am I allowed to start a relationship, or not ?
    God want to give me a wife, or the Devil temptate me ??

    thanks
    Paul, you must not marry your sister! I can not emphasize this enough! No matter how much she likes you, and no matter how flattering her attention is, it would be a very, very, very bad idea to marry your sister!

    That is, assuming your father is her father and your mother is her mother. If, on the other hand, she is the daughter of your father but not the daughter of your mother, there may be some established precedent for such a marriage...

    Genesis 20:12

    And yet indeed she is my sister; she is the daughter of my father, but not the daughter of my mother; and she became my wife.

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