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  • #1

    Greetings all!

    Hello, my name is Peter Norden. I am a 26 year old Christian-American man. I go to bible study every Thursday night from 4pm until 10pm where we read the GOOD book. I don't have a wife or a girlfriend at the moment but am keeping my eye out to settle down. I currently work at a Massage Parlor giving women facials. My day end happily after work when I can watch Fox news and see what is going on in the world. Sometimes I watch EWTN just to laugh at the liberal blasphemous Catholics in the programs.

    Look forward to meeting you all!

    -Peter N.
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings all!

    Welcome, Peter! It is nice to see a fellow Christian joining us as we've had a lot of God-mockers coming here lately trying to undo our work for the Lord.

    I am concerned about your place of employment. As you may already know, massage parlors are often dens of depravity. We wouldn't want to see you fall to temptation. Aren't there some more manly jobs where you live? Maybe in construction or auto repair?
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings all!

      Welcome to our friendly forum Peter. I must say... you look ... familiar. Is it possible that we have met? Oh well, I'm sure it will come to me.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings all!

        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
        Welcome, Peter! It is nice to see a fellow Christian joining us as we've had a lot of God-mockers coming here lately trying to undo our work for the Lord.

        I am concerned about your place of employment. As you may already know, massage parlors are often dens of depravity. We wouldn't want to see you fall to temptation. Aren't there some more manly jobs where you live? Maybe in construction or auto repair?
        Well VictoryOS, there really is no room for women in the workplace. I am doing my part to replace the woman work force as best as I can...even if it means that I have to plaster the faces of the young ladies I meet at work in order to win the bread.

        Originally posted by Titus 2:3-4
        “...train the younger women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands so that no one will malign the Word of God.”

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings all!

          Hi Peter Norden.

          I believe I have seen some of your work. I have to say making True Christian women look more comely to manly True Christians to hasten thier marriage and production of boy childs is a worthy calling
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          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings all!

            Welcome Peter. I do not understand why you give a woman a facial. Perhpas I am old fasshioned but unproductive gifts (like a pearl necklace) are given to a woman after you are married and while she is carrying your son.

            What prayer circle do you attend in Groton? I used to know some of the submariners up that way at GE boat.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings all!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome Peter. I do not understand why you give a woman a facial. Perhpas I am old fasshioned but unproductive gifts (like a pearl necklace) are given to a woman after you are married and while she is carrying your son.

              What prayer circle do you attend in Groton? I used to know some of the submariners up that way at GE boat.
              I belong to a private prayer circle which is located out of some of the local seaman's houses (depending on who's turn it is) in the Nautilus Housing park. Sometimes we go out on a cruise on the river too, it's a lot of fun when the guys get on their knees to worship on a boat!

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings all!

                A 26 year old unmarried man who's "job" is to rub women's faces?

                Are you a fruit of some kind?

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                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings all!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  A 26 year old unmarried man who's "job" is to rub women's faces?
                  Pastor, I suspect his real last name is actually Bobbitt. That might explain the less than manly job he (?) is doing. I just knew he looked familiar.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings all!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    A 26 year old unmarried man who's "job" is to rub women's faces?

                    Are you a fruit of some kind?
                    Please refer to my previous post about replacing the female work force.

                    I have NOT chosen to be some kind of.. LEFT WING COMMIE GAY MARRIAGE HOMOSEXUAL!

                    Matthew 7:1-5

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings all!

                      I'm not sure about this guy. He's not been very forthcoming with us about himself or his relationship with Jesus. For all we know, he's just some random Joe Blow atheist God-mocker with a made up persona.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings all!

                        Originally posted by Peter Norden View Post
                        ...I have NOT chosen to be some kind of.. LEFT WING COMMIE GAY MARRIAGE HOMOSEXUAL!...
                        So it's not by choice, ok. I can accept that, not so sure about the others here tho...

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