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[Mr. Jones]

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Why did the Lord punish your family so? Who was this so-called "stranger" you speak of? I wouldn't be surprized if you had some spiritual issues deep inside, possibly demonic possession causing you to do terrible things. Anyway, welcome to the forum!! Good to have a new member on board!

I was teaching a class at school when this happened. According to my family's neighbors the killer was about 5'5", puerto rican, and was smoking a cigar. I believe this may have happened because I had fallen into a sinful life, and God had allowed a demonic puerto rican to attack my family.

I am now trying to redeem myself in the eyes of the lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[Little Donkey]

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Why did the Lord punish your family so? Who was this so-called "stranger" you speak of? I wouldn't be surprized if you had some spiritual issues deep inside, possibly demonic possession causing you to do terrible things. Anyway, welcome to the forum!! Good to have a new member on board!

[Redeemed Papist]

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I am a man with a quest to find Jesus. How did I come to find Jesus? About 1 month ago, my entire family, my brother, two sisters, mother, and father, were all hunted down and killed by an unknown man. I was devastated so much, I began heavily drinking. I realized to myself, there has to be a better life than this! I have never been particularly religious, but I do know a little about the bible. I also teach high schoolers, (12th grade), and the amount of sin they are commiting is appalling. I would like to become an avid member of this site, do I have to take a test or something? I understand I am unsaved trash but I am trying to give myself to Jesus and become a true disciple of God.

At last! Someone who finally realises that when God slaughters your entire family it is a sign to you that He hates what you are doing and you need to get saved.

God's plan is ever so slightly revealed in these moments. PRAISE

[Mr. Jones]

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This is the INTRODUCTIONS section of our Godly forum, not the secular pornogrippy section.

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

I am a man with a quest to find Jesus. How did I come to find Jesus? About 1 month ago, my entire family, my brother, two sisters, mother, and father, were all hunted down and killed by an unknown man. I was devastated so much, I began heavily drinking. I realized to myself, there has to be a better life than this! I have never been particularly religious, but I do know a little about the bible. I also teach high schoolers, (12th grade), and the amount of sin they are commiting is appalling. I would like to become an avid member of this site, do I have to take a test or something? I understand I am unsaved trash but I am trying to give myself to Jesus and become a true disciple of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm a teacher, and I'm now trying to be a teacher of the lord Christ.


What age should teenagers learn about sexual reproduction?

This is the INTRODUCTIONS section of our Godly forum, not the secular pornogrippy section.

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Hello there, it's a pleasure to meet an educator of Christ. As I've always said, teachers are powerful weapons with which to fight the destructive Satanic brain-washing of children. What a wonderful profession you are in!

If I could be blunt with you, brother, sex has absolutely no business in casual conversation, or any aspect of human life for that matter (unless for creating more soldiers of Christ and perhaps another homemaker or two). Talking about it with teenagers would poison their pure minds and plant seeds which will undoubtedly lead to their damnation.

Take myself, for example. I didn't even know about sex until after being married to my wife Bernadette for 3 years. Some heathens may say I am an ignorant fool, but I simply smile back and look down at them because I know I am just being a True Christian ™.


If I were you, I would get in contact with our Pastors here to answer any more questions you may have.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! It is terrific a man who has spent years studying the intricacies of the adolescent mind to come up with methods to properly mold it into becoming a productive member of society. Though I think you need to understand the subject matter prior to impressing it in the tykes minds.
Children need to know sex is bad. It is only to be used to create soldiers for Christ. Being you are the teacher and an expert in sourcing teaching materials, I'll let you do that on your own. I do not want to step on a professionals toes!

[John Scopes]

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The typical male teen is too busy wasting his DNA in activities that do not involve procreation. Perhaps you should wait a few years.

I'm a teacher, and I'm now trying to be a teacher of the lord Christ.


What age should teenagers learn about sexual reproduction?

[Mr. Jones]

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Thank you, I will now procede to a different thread to find out how I can save myself. Have a nice day!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Why are you teaching if you know nothing of the Bible?
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[Brother Harold Porter]

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Not until their wedding day. Any sooner and you would be promoting pre-marital and homosexual sin. Next question?

[Mr. Jones]

I'm a teacher, and I'm now trying to be a teacher of the lord Christ.


What age should teenagers learn about sexual reproduction?