I do have permission.

[Nyneve]

My name is Nyneve Pen, and I am nineteen years old. I am unmarried and live with my family. I attend Fist Southern Baptist Church with my father and mother ever Sunday. My favorite bible quote is, A wife of noble character is her husband's crown, but a disgraceful wife is like decay in his bones (Proverbs 12:4). I was born and raised in a Baptist family. I have permission from my family to post and discuss on this forum. I wished to join to have a safe and holy place in this otherwise disgusting thing called "the internet".

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I do have permission.

Welcome young lady! But is there a disfigurement or malady that prevents the attraction of a Christian man? At nineteen, I would expect a good brood of young soldiers for Jesus, sired by a man of God.

Proverbs is indeed one of my favorite books in God's Word, but it reads much better in the proper King James original edition of 1611: "A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: But she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones." We encourage the use of the authentic version here. Anything else is dangerous heresy.

In Christ

[Nyneve]

Re: I do have permission.

No, sir, I do not have any malady or disfigurement. My mother is very ill, and her daily chores are more than she can handle by herself. As a daughter, my father told me, it is my duty to make sure the house is flawless, his dinner is on the table, and my mother is taken care of. It is the least I can do, as he feeds, houses and guides me in my religious studies. It is at my father's discretion as to when I can marry, and I fully respect and honor his decision.

Thank you, sir, you are, of course, correct. Proverbs reads much better in the proper text! I will, from now on, make sure I copy directly from my KJV instead of rely on memory. Thank you so much for your guidance.

YIC,
Nyneve

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I do have permission.

No, sir, I do not have any malady or disfigurement. My mother is very ill, and her daily chores are more than she can handle by herself. As a daughter, my father told me, it is my duty to make sure the house is flawless, his dinner is on the table, and my mother is taken care of. It is the least I can do, as he feeds, houses and guides me in my religious studies. It is at my father's discretion as to when I can marry, and I fully respect and honor his decision.

Thank you, sir, you are, of course, correct. Proverbs reads much better in the proper text! I will, from now on, make sure I copy directly from my KJV instead of rely on memory. Thank you so much for your guidance.

YIC,
Nyneve

You sound like a good and respectful young lady, longing to be filled with the Holy Spirit.

I look forward to helping you on your walk with Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: I do have permission.

I have one question (for now) ... 'We are clean living people. We are not at all interested in a 'Fist'. No wonder you are unmarried!

[Nyneve]

Re: I do have permission.

I have one question (for now) ... 'We are clean living people. We are not at all interested in a 'Fist'. No wonder you are unmarried!

I am very sorry, sir! That word was meant to be "First" . I will make sure to proof read my posts with more diligence in the future.

Thank you, Rev. Rodimer, for the warm welcome! Any help from an upstanding Christian man is more than appreciated!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I do have permission.

I am very sorry, sir! That word was meant to be "First" . I will make sure to proof read my posts with more diligence in the future.

Thank you, Rev. Rodimer, for the warm welcome! Any help from an upstanding Christian man is more than appreciated!

Ahem, this immodest flirting is unbecoming a daughter of the King. If you'd like to offer your services as a potential wife for a True Christian™ man, you can do so here.
And welcome to the forums.

[Nyneve]

Re: I do have permission.

I'm am very sorry, Mary Etheldreda, it was not my intention to flirt with any one. I am not used to speaking with men, aside from my father and pastor. Any instruction would be welcome, if you have the time.

I would not presume to post myself in the Christian Singles forum without guidance from a pastor and my father but thank you for the advice! Thank you, also, for the welcome.

YIC,
Nyneve

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I do have permission.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, girl. Tell us about your best recipe for pie. (I'm a blueberry man myself.)


If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Nyneve]

Re: I do have permission.

My father's favorite pie is cherry, sir. Therefore, it's the one I make the best. However, he is also fond of strawberry and blueberry, which I am satisfactory at making as well.

Thank you for your welcome, sir. I am finding this forum to be helpful and Godly!

YIC,
Nyneve

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I do have permission.

I am finding this forum to be helpful and Godly!

I think I speak for God when I say that it is in fact His favorite forum of all. Where else can you find so many TRUE Christians(tm) gathered together to praise Him outside of Freehold, Iowa? Nowhere, that's where. Every other corner of the internet is filled with scat porn and racism. Even America, God's favorite country, is run by a damned spic, and you know how racist those damned spics are. I'm sure Jesus will be back any minute to wipe them all out. Praise Him!

[Nyneve]

Re: I do have permission.

I think I speak for God when I say that it is in fact His favorite forum of all. Where else can you find so many TRUE Christians™ gathered together to praise Him outside of Freehold, Iowa? Nowhere, that's where. Every other corner of the internet is filled with scat porn and racism. Even America, God's favorite country, is run by a damned spic, and you know how racist those damned spics are. I'm sure Jesus will be back any minute to wipe them all out. Praise Him!

Amen! I thank God for leading me to this holy and tolerant society! I feel safe, knowing that this forum is full of True Christians who fight to spread the True word of God. I pray that the government will see the error of their ways and stop allowing murder of innocent babies, porn and racism to attack our nation. Praise Him!

YIC,
Nyneve

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I do have permission.

Did you say you were a SOUTHERN Baptist? Don't take this the wrong way, but don't you want to go to Heaven? Or are you some sort of a negro? And you're name is weird too.

[Holyfield]

Re: I do have permission.

And you're name is weird too.

I can faintly smell a witch too, Captain!

Nyneve is one of the names given to the Lady of the Lake in Arthurian legend. Nyneve learned to use magic from Merlin.

You don't dabble in magic, do you?

[Nyneve]

Re: I do have permission.

Did you say you were a SOUTHERN Baptist? Don't take this the wrong way, but don't you want to go to Heaven? Or are you some sort of a negro? And you're name is weird too.

I did, sir. I am completely white. I was unaware there was a difference. If you have the time and patience will you explain it to me, so that I might still serve God in the way HE wishes.

I can faintly smell a witch too, Captain!

Nyneve is one of the names given to the Lady of the Lake in Arthurian legend. Nyneve learned to use magic from Merlin.

You don't dabble in magic, do you?

No, sir, I don't dabble in magic. I was also unaware that my name was connected to such trash. My father named me Nyneve to remind me of my sinful and stupid ways as a woman (Nyn (ninny)- stupid of foolish, eve- woman).