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  • #1

    This entire site is composed of crazy Christians...

    First of all, the KJV is the worst translation of the Bible, bar none. It always poorly translates concepts from the original text. Secondly, a literal translation is not always necessary, many of the Bibles stories are told from the Point of View of an individual person, they describe it in the ways they know how. I sincerely hope this site is a joke. The hatred and ridiculous lies spewed by this website make me understand why some people, especially those raised in this church, feel Christianity is "evil." I look forward to your responses.
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  • #2
    Re: This entire site is composed of Non-Christians...

    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: This entire site is composed of Non-Christians...

      Yes, but the letter you are using is wrong...get a better translation.

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      • #4
        Re: This entire site is composed of Non-Christians...

        Originally posted by I be trollin View Post
        Yes, but the letter you are using is wrong...get a better translation.
        Dear Godmocking Fool:

        I have a sermon on the very topic you have raised, "Seven Ways to tell which Bible version is the one TRUE Word of God." I suggest you study it, then repent.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: This entire site is composed of Non-Christians...

          This is going on my list of worst introductory threads of all time.

          Instead of yammering about things you don't understand, why don't you tell us what church you attend, how many children you've been blessed with, and what you intend to do in 2012 to make your walk with Jesus even more meaningful?
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          • #6
            Re: This entire site is composed of Non-Christians...

            Secondly, a literal translation is not always necessary, many of the Bibles stories are told from the Point of View of an individual person, they describe it in the ways they know how.
            An example please.

            If you don't think we are Christians then why do you think we spend so much time encouraging people to read the Bible from front to back?

            YIC

            Jack
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • #7
              Re: This entire site is composed of Non-Christians...

              Originally posted by I be trollin View Post
              First of all, the KJV is the worst translation of the Bible, bar none.
              Actually, it's the only translation NOT based on the Latin Vulgate; that is, it's the only one not corrupted by the Catholic Cult.

              KJV is from the Textus Receptus, translated from Greek/Hebrew direct to English, without Jesuits and other Papists altering it to suit boy-rape, Mary-worship, and ritualized cannibalism.

              You can see that it's different, and that's why. The source document is different than all the other perVersions out there.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: This entire site is composed of Non-Christians...

                Quite right Reverend. Versions like the NIV do not give us His word, they just give us what weak Christians wished He had said.

                YiC

                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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