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    This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
    Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up
    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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    Re: Praise Jesus

    Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
    This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
    Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up
    Are you so sure?

    Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
    Matthew 7:21
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Praise Jesus

      Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
      This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
      Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up
      Welcome friend. I could not agree more. So many unsaved trash come here and proclaim to follow God yet when asked, they know less about Him than their of own sisters nether regions.

      How many sons has God seen fit to deposit on to your sweaty arms?
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Praise Jesus

        Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
        This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
        Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up
        That wasn't much of an introduction. I guess they don't teach you manners over there in Scotland.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Praise Jesus

          Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
          This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
          Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up
          The beliefs of TRUE Christians(tm) are based precisely on what the Bible literally says, without putting it through an interpretative process. Why does this stand in such stark contrast to what you believe?
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #6
            Re: Praise Jesus

            I feel sorry for you
            My name is Ben
            I am 22
            I work as a care support worker for those who have mental disabilities and i'm a qualified nursery teacher
            I serve at my church in as many ministeries as i can, I live in the Isle of Man
            I was originally raised a catholic but fell away due to my parents divorce and became Buddhist
            Three years ago I heard from God and after much prayer from my friends and the Church I gave my life.
            Im not saying that I change God's word, I'm saying that its a disgrace to say God Hates when Jesus preached love and grace. Let His grace and Mercy follow you.
            Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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            • #7
              Re: Praise Jesus

              Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
              I feel sorry for you
              My name is Ben
              I am 22
              I work as a care support worker for those who have mental disabilities and i'm a qualified nursery teacher
              I serve at my church in as many ministeries as i can, I live in the Isle of Man
              I was originally raised a catholic but fell away due to my parents divorce and became Buddhist
              Three years ago I heard from God and after much prayer from my friends and the Church I gave my life.
              Im not saying that I change God's word, I'm saying that its a disgrace to say God Hates when Jesus preached love and grace. Let His grace and Mercy follow you.
              Sounds to me like you believe for all the wrong reasons. I believe because the Bible is an old book and that carries with it a certain air of authority, since we all know that people were much wiser back in the day, and God used to be more forthcoming with evidence of His existence than He is now. You believe because you heard a voice in your head. Have you had your head checked, son?

              I have much better reasons for believing in the Bible than you do. For one, I have actually read the thing and determined that it could not have been written by mere iron age savages, that it must in fact have been inspired by an omniscient being. With passages describing in detail a prehistory that flies in the face of pretty much the whole of modern science, how could it have been written by mere human beings?

              Also, the Bible contains portents of a future that hasn't even happened yet, and this was written down 2,000 years ago! How could the author of Revelation have known about events that wouldn't come to pass, even coincidentally, for more than 2,000 years?

              See, I have good reasons for believing in God and the Bible. You just have your own private fantasy. So think twice before you judge a man of God.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • #8
                Re: Praise Jesus

                Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
                I feel sorry for you
                For what, precisely? As God's Favorite Church, we are blessed beyond comprehension (and, thankfully, not taxed on those blessings!).

                Friend, you sound like a petulant child on a playground: "I feel sorry for you because you don't know the simple pleasures of a pretend GI Joe".

                Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
                My name is Ben
                I am 22
                I work as a care support worker for those who have mental disabilities and i'm a qualified nursery teacher
                Thank the Good Lord that you're qualified. There are so many unqualified nursery teachers running around that it can be difficult to get them. Of course, around these parts we call them "women".

                Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
                I serve at my church in as many ministeries as i can, I live in the Isle of Man
                Well praise Jesus that it sounds like you've found your way back into a church, even if it is likely just some sort of liberal Scottish church. But in any event you seem to be at least trying to get back on track! Remember though: "bahhh" means "no".

                Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
                I was originally raised a catholic but fell away due to my parents divorce and became Buddhist
                Three years ago I heard from God and after much prayer from my friends and the Church I gave my life.
                Goodness, you've run the gamut haven't you! Thankfully you have been drawn back into the fold! It is great to have new believers amongst us -- they are most easily cleared of their many illusions of what Christianity is. But you've come to the right place

                Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
                Im not saying that I change God's word, I'm saying that its a disgrace to say God Hates when Jesus preached love and grace. Let His grace and Mercy follow you.
                Speaking of illusions.... Of course Jesus praised Love and Grace. What you're forgetting though is that He was speaking of His Chosen, not the general unwashed masses. They are still headed to hell just as quickly as possible. We aren't here to tickle any ears, my friend. We are here to spread the Word of God, unchanged and unfiltered. If you can't handle it, then get off the porch, my friend!
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                • #9
                  Re: Praise Jesus

                  Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
                  I feel sorry for you
                  My name is Ben
                  Welcome, Ben. Would you like to share your favorite verse from the King James Bible with us?

                  I live in the Isle of Man
                  The Aisle of Man? Is that some sort of homosinual resort? Remember Leviticus 18:22. Son, it isn't too late to turn away from the temptation of homosinuality. All you need is to allow my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, to come into you, and you will be cleansed of all homosinual thoughts.

                  I was originally raised a catholic but fell away due to my parents divorce and became Buddhist
                  Faith is not a baseball game; there's no three strike rule for worshiping false gods.

                  Im not saying that I change God's word,
                  Is that so? I beg to differ. Read further for details.

                  I'm saying that its a disgrace to say God Hates when Jesus preached love and grace.
                  I direct your attention to Luke 14:26 and Matthew 10:34.

                  By saying my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ preached only love and grace, you ARE changing God's Holy Word, passed on to us through the King James Bible in God's Chosen Language - American.

                  I'll be praying that the demons infesting your mind depart so that you can see the light before it's too late and God casts you down to the lake of fire.

                  In the meantime, do you mind if I ask if you rattled more beads as a mackerel-snapping papist or as a Buddha-worshiping satanist?

                  Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
                  Yeshua
                  People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                  People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

                  Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                  Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                  • #10
                    Re: Praise Jesus

                    A foreign inbred worshiper of an obese chinese demon who probably caught the retard off the spastics he babysits feels sorry for God's favorite church?


                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Praise Jesus

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      A foreign inbred worshiper of an obese chinese demon who probably caught the retard off the spastics he babysits feels sorry for God's favorite church?


                      In the interest of honesty, I do find that the obese chinese demon does make a mean PuPu platter for two! I can't tell you how many times I've sent out a graduate assistant for late-night chinese food when everything else in Freehold was closed!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Praise Jesus

                        Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
                        I work as a care support worker for those who have mental disabilities and i'm a qualified nursery teacher
                        So you make your living helping people god is sending to hell? If they do not accept Jesus Christ as their Lord, they will burn in the lake of fire. John 14:6 says: "6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." You're a Catholic though, so hell awaits you also, along with all of the other cannibals and pedophiles.
                        Exodus 21:20-21

                        20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Praise Jesus

                          Ben, I am so glad you are young. Unfortunately, your mind has been filled with filth. You need to stop the false God worship and become a Christian. No weird ceremonies or backwards speaking, no rubbing fat peoples bellies. Simply read and follow the KJV Bible.
                          You also need to get away from those retards, they will suck your brains out and before you know it, you'll be just another drooling fool. Run son, as fast as you can!
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Praise Jesus

                            Originally posted by Manxie boy View Post
                            This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
                            Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up
                            Homosexuals are not welcome here boy.

                            1 Corinthians 11:8-9,11-12
                            For man did not come from woman, but woman from man; neither was man created for woman, but woman for man..... In the Lord, however, woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman. For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God.
                            Any material posted in this space that is other than KJV Scripture will cause instant banishment. --ADMIN

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