Praise Jesus

[Manxie boy]

This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up

[Mary Etheldreda]

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This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up

Are you so sure?

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 7:21

[James Hutchins]

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This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up

Welcome friend. I could not agree more. So many unsaved trash come here and proclaim to follow God yet when asked, they know less about Him than their of own sisters nether regions.

How many sons has God seen fit to deposit on to your sweaty arms?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up

That wasn't much of an introduction. I guess they don't teach you manners over there in Scotland.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up

The beliefs of TRUE Christians(tm) are based precisely on what the Bible literally says, without putting it through an interpretative process. Why does this stand in such stark contrast to what you believe?

[Manxie boy]

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I feel sorry for you
My name is Ben
I am 22
I work as a care support worker for those who have mental disabilities and i'm a qualified nursery teacher
I serve at my church in as many ministeries as i can, I live in the Isle of Man
I was originally raised a catholic but fell away due to my parents divorce and became Buddhist
Three years ago I heard from God and after much prayer from my friends and the Church I gave my life.
Im not saying that I change God's word, I'm saying that its a disgrace to say God Hates when Jesus preached love and grace. Let His grace and Mercy follow you.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I feel sorry for you
My name is Ben
I am 22
I work as a care support worker for those who have mental disabilities and i'm a qualified nursery teacher
I serve at my church in as many ministeries as i can, I live in the Isle of Man
I was originally raised a catholic but fell away due to my parents divorce and became Buddhist
Three years ago I heard from God and after much prayer from my friends and the Church I gave my life.
Im not saying that I change God's word, I'm saying that its a disgrace to say God Hates when Jesus preached love and grace. Let His grace and Mercy follow you.

Sounds to me like you believe for all the wrong reasons. I believe because the Bible is an old book and that carries with it a certain air of authority, since we all know that people were much wiser back in the day, and God used to be more forthcoming with evidence of His existence than He is now. You believe because you heard a voice in your head. Have you had your head checked, son?

I have much better reasons for believing in the Bible than you do. For one, I have actually read the thing and determined that it could not have been written by mere iron age savages, that it must in fact have been inspired by an omniscient being. With passages describing in detail a prehistory that flies in the face of pretty much the whole of modern science, how could it have been written by mere human beings?

Also, the Bible contains portents of a future that hasn't even happened yet, and this was written down 2,000 years ago! How could the author of Revelation have known about events that wouldn't come to pass, even coincidentally, for more than 2,000 years?

See, I have good reasons for believing in God and the Bible. You just have your own private fantasy. So think twice before you judge a man of God.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I feel sorry for you

For what, precisely? As God's Favorite Church, we are blessed beyond comprehension (and, thankfully, not taxed on those blessings!).

Friend, you sound like a petulant child on a playground: "I feel sorry for you because you don't know the simple pleasures of a pretend GI Joe".

My name is Ben
I am 22
I work as a care support worker for those who have mental disabilities and i'm a qualified nursery teacher

Thank the Good Lord that you're qualified. There are so many unqualified nursery teachers running around that it can be difficult to get them. Of course, around these parts we call them "women".

I serve at my church in as many ministeries as i can, I live in the Isle of Man

Well praise Jesus that it sounds like you've found your way back into a church, even if it is likely just some sort of liberal Scottish church. But in any event you seem to be at least trying to get back on track! Remember though: "bahhh" means "no".

I was originally raised a catholic but fell away due to my parents divorce and became Buddhist
Three years ago I heard from God and after much prayer from my friends and the Church I gave my life.

Goodness, you've run the gamut haven't you! Thankfully you have been drawn back into the fold! It is great to have new believers amongst us -- they are most easily cleared of their many illusions of what Christianity is. But you've come to the right place

Im not saying that I change God's word, I'm saying that its a disgrace to say God Hates when Jesus preached love and grace. Let His grace and Mercy follow you.

Speaking of illusions.... Of course Jesus praised Love and Grace. What you're forgetting though is that He was speaking of His Chosen, not the general unwashed masses. They are still headed to hell just as quickly as possible. We aren't here to tickle any ears, my friend. We are here to spread the Word of God, unchanged and unfiltered. If you can't handle it, then get off the porch, my friend!

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

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I feel sorry for you
My name is Ben

Welcome, Ben. Would you like to share your favorite verse from the King James Bible with us?

I live in the Isle of Man

The Aisle of Man? Is that some sort of homosinual resort? Remember Leviticus 18:22. Son, it isn't too late to turn away from the temptation of homosinuality. All you need is to allow my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, to come into you, and you will be cleansed of all homosinual thoughts.

I was originally raised a catholic but fell away due to my parents divorce and became Buddhist

Faith is not a baseball game; there's no three strike rule for worshiping false gods.

Im not saying that I change God's word,

Is that so? I beg to differ. Read further for details.

I'm saying that its a disgrace to say God Hates when Jesus preached love and grace.

I direct your attention to Luke 14:26 and Matthew 10:34.

By saying my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ preached only love and grace, you ARE changing God's Holy Word, passed on to us through the King James Bible in God's Chosen Language - American.

I'll be praying that the demons infesting your mind depart so that you can see the light before it's too late and God casts you down to the lake of fire.

In the meantime, do you mind if I ask if you rattled more beads as a mackerel-snapping papist or as a Buddha-worshiping satanist?

Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
Yeshua

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A foreign inbred worshiper of an obese chinese demon who probably caught the retard off the spastics he babysits feels sorry for God's favorite church?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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A foreign inbred worshiper of an obese chinese demon who probably caught the retard off the spastics he babysits feels sorry for God's favorite church?

In the interest of honesty, I do find that the obese chinese demon does make a mean PuPu platter for two! I can't tell you how many times I've sent out a graduate assistant for late-night chinese food when everything else in Freehold was closed!

[The Lord's Sword]

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I work as a care support worker for those who have mental disabilities and i'm a qualified nursery teacher

So you make your living helping people god is sending to hell? If they do not accept Jesus Christ as their Lord, they will burn in the lake of fire. John 14:6 says: "6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." You're a Catholic though, so hell awaits you also, along with all of the other cannibals and pedophiles.

[James Hutchins]

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Ben, I am so glad you are young. Unfortunately, your mind has been filled with filth. You need to stop the false God worship and become a Christian. No weird ceremonies or backwards speaking, no rubbing fat peoples bellies. Simply read and follow the KJV Bible.
You also need to get away from those retards, they will suck your brains out and before you know it, you'll be just another drooling fool. Run son, as fast as you can!

[Jeb]

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This site is a disgrace to the mighty name of Jesus Christ
Most of the threads I have read here are written from wolves in sheep's clothing. I have been saved for three years and I have never heard/read such awful awful misinterpretation of the Bible and sinfulness from fellow Christians. I pray one day God will wake you all up

Homosexuals are not welcome here boy.

1 Corinthians 11:8-9,11-12
For man did not come from woman, but woman from man; neither was man created for woman, but woman for man..... In the Lord, however, woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman. For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God.