[True Daughter of God]

Re: Hello

No I am from a hood in America, but American = English.



I'll tell you what makes me so 'uppity' is your skinny milk bottle asses thinking you own the place. These are some true facts about Jesus:

1) He worshipped Allah.
2) He made Allah an idol.
3) He said God was a cu*nt.
4) He worked all the time on a Sunday.
5) He didn't honour his mother and father.
6) He killed many people.
7) He had over 8 different wives, AT ONE TIME.
8) He stole from market stalls.
9) He then lied about this.
10) He constantly thought about taking other people's property.

Oh and finally, HE WAS BLACK.

My apologies Miss Sha-nay-nay 'shofondaquiesha ... But I have not been blessed like some of the Brethren in this forum to be working on the Ebonics Bible, so I am not familiar with such hippity hoppity "Ebonic talk" like you are using in your posts. I find "Ebonic talk" quite hard to follow. Now with "Ebonic talk" do you always speak in oxymormons and use symbols instead of letters of the American alphabet? Oh, Sorry Miss Sha-nay-nay 'shofondaquieshain the word oxymormon I am sure it is not in the Ebonics vocabulary... It means when you say a word and you mean the opposite. So, for example you said in "Ebonics talk," "He was black" it would translate into the American English language as "He was White." Ebonics is quite a tricky and sneaky language!

-Always Yours In Christ.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello

Hello there forums, just managed to get myself an internet connection and I thought I would sign up to this forum!

Pic is of me:

Well, hush my mouf gal, how you been?
Me and Miz Pearl-Mae was jist talkin bout you and yo mamma! Is yo baby brover out of jail yet?
Did they eva find da body of yo daddy yet?
I'm betting he went into the chipper but dont pay no mind cause that is jist my opinion.
Well, Ill be talkin to you!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello

I find your post very offensive, I speak English perfectly fine and I am just trying to join in with these forums.

Well Praise be da lawd dat ole Miz Vav stopped by cause I kin undastand jist bout every word from the new colored gal!
Course I dont understand none of that street jive abut the rest, well I'll be happy to translate fo y'all