First Steps

[Adam Fag]

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Ecclesiasticus, 25:18

I can't find that in my AV

[The Lord's Sword]

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My wife has provided 2 boy soldiers for Christ and 1 girl. Sadly, my wife is of Eastern European origin and quite Godless and argumentative Already this forum has provided some educational discipline ideas.

You should really check out the "Promise Enforcers" section. Might I suggest these topics specifically:
Discipline of the wife
Female Orgasm

Just remember, women are wicked, it's a fact.

Ecclesiasticus, 25:18

All wickedness is but little to the wickedness of a woman: let the portion of a sinner fall upon her.

Women are commanded to submit to their husbands and if they don't, it's your duty as a Christian to make them. It's the will of God.

Ephesians 5:22

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

Genesis 3:16

16Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Corinthians 11:3

3But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 11:8-9

8For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
9Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

You may be interested to know, I'm working on a trading system using the JesOS computer platform. The multi-threading abilities of this OS are amazing, and when combined with the "Guppy Countback Line" and regular prayer, it has acheived around 600 pips per day.

Please pray that Australia will grow in the Lord.

I don't know anything about "Guppy Countback Lines", but I do know about prayer! I'm sure your success has much more to do with the latter than the former. Praise the Lord! And trust me when I say that I pray for your homosexual ridden country every day.

1 John 5:14-15


14And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us:
15And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him.

[Adam Fag]

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Hello Mr Ski,

The shirts are very nice but maybe a touch flamboyant to meet Gods approval.

I try very hard not to to lose my shirt.

I joined the NASA site once. They do some nice T shirts.



Not sure. Good to see you here, hope we get on and you don't think I'm mad. I like your checked shirt. Do you think God is real?

[Billy Fagen]

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Hello Mr Ski,

The shirts are very nice but maybe a touch flamboyant to meet Gods approval.

I try very hard not to to lose my shirt.

[Adam Fag]

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Hi "Pips"

I've been to look at some new shirts.



What do you think?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Billy Fagen]

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Thanks all for the warm Landover welcome - the fellowship of Christ has come into my heart.
As far as being a money changer, I'm more of a wealth re-distributor, but not in the Obamarama way.
You may be interested to know, I'm working on a trading system using the JesOS computer platform. The multi-threading abilities of this OS are amazing, and when combined with the "Guppy Countback Line" and regular prayer, it has acheived around 600 pips per day.
The profits will be put to good use in Gods work. Australia is a country with a deep spiritual void. Our Prime Minister seems like a nice lady, but is living in sin. She is never in the kitchen, is childless, admits to being an athiest, and lives with a man who is not her husband or father.

Please pray that Australia will grow in the Lord.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I have followed this Godly forum on the interwebs for some time, and it has truly been an inspiration. As a child and teenager, I attended a fluffy bunny Methodist church where I was issued a fluffy bunny bible - Good News For Modern Man.

Welcome, friend! We are happy to have you here, amongst True Believers where you will have the opportunity to learn from some of America's most dedicated Believers!

Praise the Lord for leading you to leave this church that was sending you straight to Hell!

I've not attended church for 3 decades now, but was a regular listener to the radio show Back To The Bible, where this verse was often read by Dr Kroll.

Three decades?? How did you manage to stay away from church for 30+ years? That would drive me crazy! I would miss the fellowship afforded by the Lord's Followers on Sundays (as well as Wednesday Night Bible Study). I presume you continued to tithe to the Lord?

My wife has provided 2 boy soldiers for Christ and 1 girl. Sadly, my wife is of Eastern European origin and quite Godless and argumentative Already this forum has provided some educational discipline ideas.

Praise the Lord! That is our purpose here, to be a light to those who aren't as strong in their faith as we are. Stick around, friend and you will learn a great deal

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend, to our loving forum. I understand your saddness regarding your wife. Other than lighting the fire of life within her belly once every ten months, you do not have to deal with her. Take solace in that. I also here that those peoples are excellent scrubbers.
Any man working FOREX is a good man in my book.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome, friend! I too hope your wife comes to see the truth and the light that can be found only in Christ Jesus!

You can find some solidly Biblical discipline advice in my siggie. Christian Domestic Discipline is a fine resource that honors our LORD by applying the Truth in a practical way.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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"Forex trader for Christ." ???

Billy: are you a moneychanger?

(Matthew 21:12) "And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

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Can it be? Could it be that after the onslaught of hairy manx savages with wool on their hands we have a God-fearing man who has seen the light.

As an ex-papist false Christian myself I know how horrible it is to have the realisation that all this time you've been being duped that your soul is in good order only to find you have been the victim of some kind of confidence trick worshipping a God that people have pretty much made up from scratch like some heathen superstitious pagan.

Get your wife in order quickly, is my advice. They soon get the message and stop harping on once the calluses from the stripes have had a chance to build up. I assume you intend to beat your children...

Leviticus 22:9 They shall therefore keep mine ordinance, lest they bear sin for it, and die therefore, if they profane it: I the LORD do sanctify them.

God's law is the way in your own house.

[Billy Fagen]

I have followed this Godly forum on the interwebs for some time, and it has truly been an inspiration. As a child and teenager, I attended a fluffy bunny Methodist church where I was issued a fluffy bunny bible - Good News For Modern Man.

I've not attended church for 3 decades now, but was a regular listener to the radio show Back To The Bible, where this verse was often read by Dr Kroll.

Isaiah 22:13 KJV And behold joy and gladness, slaying oxen, and killing sheep, eating flesh, and drinking wine: let us eat and drink ; for to morrow we shall die.

My wife has provided 2 boy soldiers for Christ and 1 girl. Sadly, my wife is of Eastern European origin and quite Godless and argumentative Already this forum has provided some educational discipline ideas.