[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Are you sure you are not from the Aisle of Manx?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=74453&page=9
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[Jeb]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Sir, may I remind you that I vote for exactly who my Husband commands me to vote for. So by accusing me of voting for Obama, you have by extension accused my Husband of voting for Obama.

Since you're new here, perhaps you're unaware of the fact that my Husband is an Officer of THE LAW. So you had better make sure all your taillights are in proper working order if you plan on driving through this neck of the woods, especially if you're hauling some of those hippie drugs you're so fond of using.

That's not a threat. That's a warning.

If your husband voted for Obama, I have nothing to worry about even if he is with the law, imagine what a judge would say to the courts when I tell him "Judge, this man is unfit to serve our country, he did in fact vote for Obama, his wife made that pretty clear to me when she unleashed her ebonic slang to us all"

I also see that you are taking your powers on a level that God did not intend

(Hebrews 10:31)
It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.

A woman, who does not spend enough time cleaning the house, is giving me infractions for pointing out that she is unfit to serve her man at a satisfactory level. I can only pray that your husband does still have the decency to give you a proper beating tonight, so that you will better understand your place in this world.

I am willing to forgive and forgot what you have done here today, but voting for Obama, I am afraid not even God is willing to forget.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Hey loudmouth; Where do you get that Sister V voted for Obama? No True Christian(tm) has ever done that (I know, I count all the ballots personally in Freehold) so you, pal, are a liar. And we all know what God thinks of liars, and folks who sow discord, don't we.

Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[Jeb]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Hey loudmouth; Where do you get that Sister V voted for Obama? No True Christian™ has ever done that (I know, I count all the ballots personally in Freehold) so you, pal, are a liar. And we all know what God thinks of liars, and folks who sow discord, don't we.

You have been fooled Pastor Ezekiel, Sister Victory and her so-called man of the law husband also placed votes within the next county over under a false name. And they both voted for Obama, the proof is in Gods hand that that is all that should be spoken of here about the subject. I can only pray that such deeds meet the hand of justice.

(Ezekiel 4:12)
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

You have been fooled Pastor Ezekiel, Sister Victory and her so-called man of the law husband also placed votes within the next county over under a false name. And they both voted for Obama, the proof is in Gods hand that that is all that should be spoken of here about the subject. I can only pray that such deeds meet the hand of justice.

(Ezekiel 4:12)
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Bearing false witness gets your ticket punched to hell, Jeb.

Better watch your mouth, boy.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

I know this fellow's a liar, because LMAD's offices are within Freehold's city limits, and there's no way this guy would have been allowed past the gate.

[Holyfield]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Jeb, you sound like a guy with a chip on his shoulder. Better spend some time in your Prayer Closet and pray for humility.

More like a few loose slates than a chip, Pastor. I think it's a game.

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[Jeb]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Bearing false witness gets your ticket punched to hell, Jeb.

Better watch your mouth, boy.

Pastor Ezekiel,

My mouth only says what God wants it to say, to question the mouth of God is to reject God, and anyone who rejects God is thy enemy of God. If I say it then it must be true, Gods way is the right way, the right way is my way.

False witness is for the unsaved and damned. Please check your inbox for Gods message and accept my truth as Gods truth.

For he shall strike down all of humanity if I am to tell a lie.

(Proverbs 30:17)
The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Oh, your mouth is God's mouth now?

I'm pretty sure that's not true, because God never puts wieners in His mouth.

[Holyfield]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Prov 8:13 "The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: Pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, And the froward mouth, do I hate."

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Pastor Ezekiel,

My mouth only says what God wants it to say, to question the mouth of God is to reject God, and anyone who rejects God is thy enemy of God. If I say it then it must be true, Gods way is the right way, the right way is my way.

False witness is for the unsaved and damned. Please check your inbox for Gods message and accept my truth as Gods truth.

For he shall strike down all of humanity if I am to tell a lie.

(Proverbs 30:17)
The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

By your retard logic, ANYTHING that ANYONE says is the truth, because God directs our actions.



You aren't a Christian. You are a minion of the Devil, and you come here to sow discord and to convince people to follow Satan.

NOT GONNA HAPPEN! We see right through you flimsy facade, maggot.

(John 8:44) "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

Begone, fool!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jeb]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Oh, your mouth is God's mouth now?

I'm pretty sure that's not true, because God never puts wieners in His mouth.

Woah boy!

Do you have a fascination with wieners in your mouth? Only homosexuals speak of such things, therefor you may be a homosexual. God hates homosexuals and you should know this. Thinking about another man's wiener is only a though a pervert could come up with.

I pray for you that you will not think about putting any more wieners in your mouth. I also pray that God will cleanse you of your perverted ways boy.

Please do not question the word of God.

(Job 12:8)
Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.

@ Brother Smyth

NOT GONNA HAPPEN! We see right through you flimsy facade, maggot.

Did you not get the memo? The only maggots here are the very few that see my word as a lie and not the word of God himself. Shame on you boy.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

You crazy Manx people

Maybe you think random bible verses (from the wrong bible) make you a man of God?

Back to your drab little Island, laddio.

All the best.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Did you not get the memo?

Sorry, my Wigger Filter(c) is active on my email account.



YiC,

Zech

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Saved by the Bell!

Woah boy!

Do you have a fascination with wieners in your mouth? Only homosexuals speak of such things, therefor you may be a homosexual. God hates homosexuals and you should know this. Thinking about another man's wiener is only a though a pervert could come up with.

I pray for you that you will not think about putting any more wieners in your mouth. I also pray that God will cleanse you of your perverted ways boy.

Please do not question the word of God.

(Job 12:8)
Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.

@ Brother Smyth


Did you not get the memo? The only maggots here are the very few that see my word as a lie and not the word of God himself. Shame on you boy.

I am delighted that you are posting slanderous accusations against me. Since you've already insulted Sister Victory and Pastor Zeke, this puts me in really good company.

Moreover, the Bible tells us we are blessed by your persecution. I'd normally cite the specific verse that says this, but since you're such a Biblical scholar, I'm sure you already know it by heart.