[jokie]

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If you read the Bible instead of masturbating to Internet porn, you would.

Just cause this is something you do or did doesn't mean its what everyone does.





Obviously, you thought wrong. Maybe you should read the Bible if you want to understand Bible stories, eh?

What does it mean? It means to take seven pairs of the ritually clean animals. Is that too complicated for you to understand?

WOW guy calm down! i am reading the bible right now, maybe i didn't understand a part and ask a question to better understand this great Book, yet you just start raging.
Thank for your help but i do not wish to speak to you, please let the other people here answer if i have questions about part of the Bible.

My friend Ezekiel please tell this man to keep his hate to himself.

[VictoryOS]

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PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM! PRAISE HIM!

It was just an hour or so ago that Jokie was a Hellbound heathen and now he has SEEN THE LIGHT!

Be sure to use the handy Bible in a Year section of the forum to help you with your questions.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!

Oh HALLELUJAH!!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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interesting i didn't know that Noah was 500 when he had his 3 kids.

If you read the Bible instead of masturbating to Internet porn, you would.

2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female.

3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

What does it mean "take to thee by sevens"? i thought Noah only took two of each animal.

Obviously, you thought wrong. Maybe you should read the Bible if you want to understand Bible stories, eh?

What does it mean? It means to take seven pairs of the ritually clean animals. Is that too complicated for you to understand?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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interesting i didn't know that Noah was 500 when he had his 3 kids.

the Lords sword : I did confess my sins in a prior post.

2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female.

3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

What does it mean "take to thee by sevens"? i thought Noah only took two of each animal. Did they eat the others to stay healthy?

See!? You learn something new every day!

Keep reading!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Cool insults sir. I ask a question and you call me names LOL. Go harass someone else cause im having intelligent conversation with respectful people.

Its too bad i have to wait 700 seconds to respond to you.

I answered your questions. Quite clearly. With pictures, even.

Were the pictures too complex for you to comprehend?

And no, you're not having "intelligent conversation". You're asking every one of the standard, idiotic questions of the teenage atheist who thinks he's going to challenge our faith with his "brilliant insights" that have been asked here at least a dozen times a day, every day, for years.

But you'd have to read the site, and the Bible to know these things . . . and we've already determined that you are too lazy to do so.

[jokie]

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interesting i didn't know that Noah was 500 when he had his 3 kids.

the Lords sword : I did confess my sins in a prior post.

2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that [are] not clean by two, the male and his female.

3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

What does it mean "take to thee by sevens"? i thought Noah only took two of each animal. Did they eat the others to stay healthy?

[The Lord's Sword]

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I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!

Hopefully once God has accepted that i am giving up on my sinful ways, i would hope to marry TheLordSavedME and have many soldiers of God!!!

God hates you just the way you are. If you expect us to believe that the Lord Jesus Christ has touched you, confess your sins of homosexuality, drug use, fornication, masturbation, cannibalism. Without confessing your sins, it is impossible for you to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and you will end up in Hell, with all of the other AAAs (Atheist Anal Astronauts.)

Psalm 32:5

5I acknowledge my sin unto thee, and mine iniquity have I not hid. I said, I will confess my transgressions unto the LORD; and thou forgavest the iniquity of my sin. Selah.

[Bob4God]

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Abel was slain by his brother cain for jealously that God didn't respect his offering but did cains.

I think the lesson is not to envy what someone else has, but i maybe wrong as i am still fairly new to this.

The lesson is that if everybody simply obeyed GOD's laws and did what He said, nobody would get hurt. (Except people who don't obey GOD's laws.)

[jokie]

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How did all that turn out for Abel?

What is the lesson in that incredible but true Bible story?

Abel was slain by his brother cain for jealously that God didn't respect his offering but did cains.

I think the lesson is not to envy what someone else has, but i maybe wrong as i am still fairly new to this.


sorry takes so long to respond....... 700 seconds is a long time

[James Hutchins]

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I am sorry to see you leave friend. It is a shame the afffections of the Devil's talleywacker are greater than those of the Word of God(c).

[Bob4God]

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currently reading genesis
And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:

How did all that turn out for Abel?

What is the lesson in that incredible but true Bible story?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!

Shout Glory!

Hopefully once God has accepted that i am giving up on my sinful ways, i would hope to marry TheLordSavedME and have many soldiers of God!!!

Whoa! Slow down there, pal. You have a loooong way to go before jumping on that prize.

[jokie]

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currently reading genesis
And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:

[Bob4God]

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I have seen the light and i want to accept Jesus as my personal savior!!!!!!! Im reading the entire bible right now so i can give up on my sinful life and move to Landover with you wonderful people who have helped me sooooo much!!!

Hopefully once God has accepted that i am giving up on my sinful ways, i would hope to marry TheLordSavedME and have many soldiers of God!!!

Yeah, sure.