[jokie]

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All hopped up on the drugs like you are, I have doubts if you can even remember the acts of depravity you have engaged in. Like eating sweets, a moment on the lips a life time on your hips. Instead of sweets it is the ingestion of dangerous and mind bending brain damaging drugs. I am horrified at the idea of you in some stoned right out of your mind stupor in an alley having the nigra dealers have their way with your virginal buttocks, penetrating your innocence with fro combs and chicken bones.
Son, you have no idea what you may of done as a consequence of your lurid lifestyle. All I can say is Praise Jesus that you came to us when you did to give us the chance to save your from further debauchery.

Please, take my hands, let me guide you into True Salvation©. Lets purify you and fill you with the Love of Jesus.

LOL once again confirming all you ever think about is negros and butts.........

And no i have NEVER bought drugs from a negro, in fact there are very few where i live.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That part was a well made point.
The rest doesn't explain how there was night and day before the sun or moon or stars existed.

God did it. Even the pointy-headed nigras know that!

[jokie]

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If we're going to believe one fantastic story or another, why not the fantastic story that will spare us an eternity of Hell? Besides, our fantastic story has proof! The Bible is being supported by scientists all the time! Consider the following astrologists have recently discovered:

Scientists admit they do not know how many stars there are. Only about 3,000 can be seen with the naked eye. We have seen estimates of 10^21 stars—which is a lot of stars.

What the Bible says about the number of stars:

That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall possess the gate of his enemies;
Genesis 22:17
As the host of heaven cannot be numbered, neither the sand of the sea measured: so will I multiply the seed of David my servant, and the Levites that minister unto me.
Jeremiah 33:22

All stars look alike to the naked eye. Even when seen through a telescope, they seem to be just points of light. However, analysis of their light spectra reveals that each is unique and different from all others.

What the Bible says about the uniqueness of stars:

There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory.
1 Corinthians 15:41

Amazing! Isn't it?

You will learn, our LORD is sovereign!

Thus saith the LORD, which giveth the sun for a light by day, and the ordinances of the moon and of the stars for a light by night, which divideth the sea when the waves thereof roar; The LORD of hosts is his name
Jeremiah 31:35

That part was a well made point.
The rest doesn't explain how there was night and day before the sun or moon or stars existed.

[James Hutchins]

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Im sorry james that i was not specific enough for you. I DO NOT have sex with men, steal from other people, kill people.

I HAVE had premarital sex, smoked weed that your god put on this earth, eaten psiliocybin mushrooms that your god put on this earth, said hateful things to people, smoke cigarettes regularly, i have a piercing in my tongue (girls i know like it )
............

All hopped up on the drugs like you are, I have doubts if you can even remember the acts of depravity you have engaged in. Like eating sweets, a moment on the lips a life time on your hips. Instead of sweets it is the ingestion of dangerous and mind bending brain damaging drugs. I am horrified at the idea of you in some stoned right out of your mind stupor in an alley having the nigra dealers have their way with your virginal buttocks, penetrating your innocence with fro combs and chicken bones.
Son, you have no idea what you may of done as a consequence of your lurid lifestyle. All I can say is Praise Jesus that you came to us when you did to give us the chance to save your from further debauchery.

Please, take my hands, let me guide you into True Salvation(c). Lets purify you and fill you with the Love of Jesus.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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How does the bible explain it turning from night to day if the earth isn't rotating? The sun rotates around the earth? How is that any more plausible then the earth spins?

If we're going to believe one fantastic story or another, why not the fantastic story that will spare us an eternity of Hell? Besides, our fantastic story has proof! The Bible is being supported by scientists all the time! Consider the following astrologists have recently discovered:

Scientists admit they do not know how many stars there are. Only about 3,000 can be seen with the naked eye. We have seen estimates of 10^21 stars—which is a lot of stars.

What the Bible says about the number of stars:

That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall possess the gate of his enemies;
Genesis 22:17
As the host of heaven cannot be numbered, neither the sand of the sea measured: so will I multiply the seed of David my servant, and the Levites that minister unto me.
Jeremiah 33:22

All stars look alike to the naked eye. Even when seen through a telescope, they seem to be just points of light. However, analysis of their light spectra reveals that each is unique and different from all others.

What the Bible says about the uniqueness of stars:

There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory.
1 Corinthians 15:41

13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
How was there night and day before the sun?

Amazing! Isn't it?

You will learn, our LORD is sovereign!

Thus saith the LORD, which giveth the sun for a light by day, and the ordinances of the moon and of the stars for a light by night, which divideth the sea when the waves thereof roar; The LORD of hosts is his name
Jeremiah 31:35

[jokie]

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Where exactly in Iowa is freehold because it doesn't seem to exist according to any map or article on the internet?

[jokie]

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Is that what you tell the school children you sell drugs to?

HAHA good one you are so funny. No i don't sell drugs only buy them.

What of the mushrooms, they must be work of the devil cause you see an assortment of colors and symmetrical shapes right, and walls seem to flow like the seas?

WELCOME BACK EZEKIEL!!! Oh how i have missed your amazing insight. I love how you tell me to smoke toxic stuff that would probably cause me to get really sick, possibly die. You sure would love if i died cause your advice wouldn't you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I HAVE smoked weed that your god put on this earth, eaten psiliocybin mushrooms that your god put on this earth,....

God also put scorpions and rattlesnakes on this earth. Also plenty of poison oak. Why don't you go smoke some of that?

[The Lord's Sword]

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I completely understand you have never smoked weed, so therefore have no idea what the effects of it are. I can tell you getting drunk is far worse then smoking weed, and anyone who has smoke weed knows that it doesnt make you have massive orgys because your so completely obliterated. It is actually really mild and quite controllable.

Is that what you tell the school children you sell drugs to?

[jokie]

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You only believe what you see? Do you believe mechanics know how to fly an airplane bigger than the Landover Gas Pump-n-Go, or do you have to watch them fly it to know they can carry our pastors around safely and in blessed comfort? Or do you only believe things you don't see because they sound plausible? If you believe the earth is round and floating in space, do you believe it's spinning at, what, 1000mph or something like that? That doesn't sound plausible at all, not eve a little. But you believe it. I suspect it's because you trust the people who tell you, not because you've seen it yourself.

How does the bible explain it turning from night to day if the earth isn't rotating? The sun rotates around the earth? How is that any more plausible then the earth spins?
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
How was there night and day before the sun?

How do you know that while under the powerful effects of marijuana, you didn't have anal sex with a man?



It doesn't really matter if you did or didn't have sex with a man while injecting marijuana, God hates you just as much. That's the beauty of my Lord:

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

I completely understand you have never smoked weed, so therefore have no idea what the effects of it are. I can tell you getting drunk is far worse then smoking weed, and anyone who has smoke weed knows that it doesnt make you have massive orgys because your so completely obliterated. It is actually really mild and quite controllable.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, [and] the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed [is] in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12 And the earth brought forth grass, [and] herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed [was] in itself, after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.

Your GOD made this WEED.

Pastor Zeke must've had a good reason to change you name, he's a really nice man!

What reason could that be after i repeatedly stated im not gay and i dont have anal sex?

[The Lord's Sword]

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Im sorry james that i was not specific enough for you. I DO NOT have sex with men, steal from other people, kill people.

I HAVE had premarital sex, smoked weed that your god put on this earth, eaten psiliocybin mushrooms that your god put on this earth, said hateful things to people, smoke cigarettes regularly, i have a piercing in my tongue (girls i know like it )

How do you know that while under the powerful effects of marijuana, you didn't have anal sex with a man?



It doesn't really matter if you did or didn't have sex with a man while injecting marijuana, God hates you just as much for using drugs (Titus 2:12), piercing your tongue (1 Corinthians 6:19-20), and having sex premarital sex (1 Corinthians 7:2). How many soldiers of Christ have you killed masturbating? That's the beauty of my Lord: James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

[jokie]

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It does sadden me to know you do not flat out deny:
anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on

Im sorry james that i was not specific enough for you. I DO NOT have sex with men, steal from other people, kill people.

I HAVE had premarital sex, smoked weed that your god put on this earth, eaten psiliocybin mushrooms that your god put on this earth, said hateful things to people, smoke cigarettes regularly, i have a piercing in my tongue (girls i know like it )

So you want to believe in a Jesus that's tailor made for your lifestyle...

Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, the gay priest apologists and the women priest apologists and the... on and on it goes. All of them choosing a Jesus they made up and occasionally dusting him with a cosmetic sprinkle of bits of the Bible they find pretty.

Why bother? Why not just make up any old nonsense like a pagan? It's pathetic. It's like you want a safety blanket of superstition to make sense of the stuff that the actual God is behind for reasons explained in the Bible.

God hates this sort of thing and will burn you forever.

Read the bible and one day you will love God in the same way I do and understand why it's important for True Christians™ to preach the actual word of God in the Bible.

If you don't follow that then you may as well be an atheist.

You misinterpreted what i said. I do believe there is a POSSIBILITY (meaning i do not currently believe) of a higher being. I have no proof to say there is or isn't a god, so i go with logic and say there isn't. What safety blanket of superstition?
Should i believe in the easter bunny, santa claus, faeries, elves, or any other mythological creatures that have been written about throughout history? Or only your god because it says so in a book that was written by another HUMAN? Other humans have written about other mythological creatures how do you know god didn't tell them to write that stuff?
What miracles have you personally seen that confirms everything in the bible?
I will read the bible so that maybe i can try to even understand what you are talking about.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being.

Based on what? Please don't say your personal experiences because that's what Mormons use to catch their lackeys. We trust the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) because it's been proven true, time and again. We don't need to "feel" anything to know God is working in the world today. But we know He's working qua God, not some amorphous thing that's just beyond the reach of reason. He's way beyond that.

I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.

You only believe what you see? Do you believe mechanics know how to fly an airplane bigger than the Landover Gas Pump-n-Go, or do you have to watch them fly it to know they can carry our pastors around safely and in blessed comfort? Or do you only believe things you don't see because they sound plausible? If you believe the earth is round and floating in space, do you believe it's spinning at, what, 1000mph or something like that? That doesn't sound plausible at all, not eve a little. But you believe it. I suspect it's because you trust the people who tell you, not because you've seen it yourself.

So what you really want is to know you can trust the Holy Bible as God's infallible Word, true to the last letter. Friend, the only way to do that is to read the whole thing, and believe, and become a True Christian™. The Holy Spirit will help you when you feel something is "off" and you will learn how to "live by faith, not by sight." (2 Corinthians 5:7) Let me tell you, friend, there is an amazing reality for those who open their eyes and read the Bible earnestly and faithfully. Don't skip anything, learn of the faithfulness of Jephthah and the glory of God speaking through Balaam's ass. Know the cunning theft of Jacob and why Lot is considered righteous even though he had sex with his own daughters. You will know why God considers burning flesh a "pleasing aroma" and why foreskins are so important to further the cause of the King of Kings. These things may not make sense now, but after reading the Bible (and reading our own Bible Study threads), you can learn more than you ever knew could be learned!

Don't take my word for it, friend, read it yourself!

That is some of the things i believe, im sure people will start trying to insult me for things i believe and thats fine do whatever makes you happy. Just because i believe something different then you it doesn't mean i partake in anal sex, drug use, stealing, killing, and so on.

Have i committed sins, you bet.

I am going to get some food i will be back in a while, not that i could post again within 700 seconds.

We are all born sinners. No one escapes that. This is the consequence of Eve's act of defiance in the Garden of Eden. But there is hope. Even as God cannot tolerate sin and that means no sin can exist in Heaven, Jesus died for us so that God can't see the sin - He can only see the Blood of His Once-Dead Son!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Opinions are like KJV Bibles, everybody's got one.

Except opinions aren't infallible, unambiguous, inerrant and perfect.

[The Lord's Sword]

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Sorry i missed your post. I do believe that there is a possibility of a higher being. I do believe the logic parts of the bible, like jesus was a carpenter and such, i dont dispute how he died. I just find it rather hard to believe about the magical parts, like turning water to wine, parting of the sea. I do not believe the world is flat and that science is 100% wrong. I admit some science has its flaws. I live how i want to.

Opinions are like KJV Bibles, everybody's got one.