A True Christian website at last...

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I smell a potential rat.

Most first born are delivered late and it is quite possible the child was sired earlier than thought

More investigation needed.

Tentatively welcome to God's friendliest website.
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[Christianhomemaker]

Hello Sarah-Mae. I give you a tentative welcome.

There's a question we need to ask, and I know you'll understand since we get a lot of false Christians here who think they are good Christians.

How long after your wedding day was your first child born? I'm sure you see where I'm going with this and there's no need to spell it out.

He was born 9 months after.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome ma'am. Go ahead and brag on your husband. I'm sure he must be a Godly man.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Jedediah]

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It's nice to finally hear from a woman who isn't a gigantic slut demanding government handouts for contraception so she can go whore around with impunity. It's almost like every time I meet a woman, all I can think about how big of a disgusting slut she is, spreading her slut legs all over town. I just look at them, with their low-cut tops, exposed upper arms, pants above the knee, and I get so angry I almost want to cry. Thanks for reminding me that there is at least 1% of women in the world who aren't revolting, smelly-cunted whores having dirty filthy s*x all the time.

[James Hutchins]

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How many of your daughters were joined at the skull?

[Good Christian Woman]

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Hello,

It's so wonderful to finally come across a genuinely godly wesbite run by True Christians.
My name is Sarah-Mae, and I'm new to the forum. I'm 22 years of age, and I was raised in Mississippi. When I was 18, I married and had my first child (thankfully a boy), though I now have an additional seven children --- the Lord blessed my husband and I with multiple births. Four of these are sons and three are daughters.
I'm well-versed in all of the bible. My favourite verse is this one:

Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

My favourite hobbies include cooking apple pies for my husband and sons and cleaning the kitchen floor several times over.
I haven't joined this forum to ask questions, because I know that as a mere female I shouldn't even be thinking about questioning anyone or anything --- let alone the word of God. I have joined to associate with True Christians like myself, and, of course, I've got my husband's full permission to use this site.
If I've left anything out or you would like more details, don't hesitate to ask and I will obey as soon as possible.

Welcome, sister! It's good to see another Christian woman in this world of pearl-wearing hussies! I can't wait to share pie recipies with you!

[VictoryOS]

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Hello Sarah-Mae. I give you a tentative welcome.

There's a question we need to ask, and I know you'll understand since we get a lot of false Christians here who think they are good Christians.

How long after your wedding day was your first child born? I'm sure you see where I'm going with this and there's no need to spell it out.

[Christianhomemaker]

Welcome aboard, Sarah-Mae!

How old were you when Jesus first touched you?

I was raised and homeschooled by good Baptist parents, so I have been submitting to the will of Our Saviour for as long as I can remember. And thank you kindly for your welcome!
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[Christianhomemaker]

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When you say you were "blessed" with multiple births, I do hope they were truly gifts from God and not the result of some sort of Frankenstein-like secular fertility treatments. God makes some women barren on purpose, and going to some quack and getting hormone injections is just like kicking our dear sweet Lord right in the crotch!




Oh, and welcome to the forum!

You're absolutely right when you say that fertility treatments are wrong, and that is why neither my husband or I refused to even let the idea enter our minds. We may as well condemn ourselves to Hell!

[Christianhomemaker]

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Thank you so much for your warm welcome and for rightly correcting me, WWJDnow. It's greatly appreciated!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Welcome aboard, Sarah-Mae!

How old were you when Jesus first touched you?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hello,

It's so wonderful to finally come across a genuinely godly wesbite run by True Christians.
My name is Sarah-Mae, and I'm new to the forum. I'm 22 years of age, and I was raised in Mississippi. When I was 18, I married and had my first child (thankfully a boy), though I now have an additional seven children --- the Lord blessed my husband and I with multiple births. Four of these are sons and three are daughters.
I'm well-versed in all of the bible. My favourite verse is this one:

Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

My favourite hobbies include cooking apple pies for my husband and sons and cleaning the kitchen floor several times over.
I haven't joined this forum to ask questions, because I know that as a mere female I shouldn't even be thinking about questioning anyone or anything --- let alone the word of God. I have joined to associate with True Christians like myself, and, of course, I've got my husband's full permission to use this site.
If I've left anything out or you would like more details, don't hesitate to ask and I will obey as soon as possible.

When you say you were "blessed" with multiple births, I do hope they were truly gifts from God and not the result of some sort of Frankenstein-like secular fertility treatments. God makes some women barren on purpose, and going to some quack and getting hormone injections is just like kicking our dear sweet Lord right in the crotch!

He maketh the barren woman to keep house, and to be a joyful mother of children. Praise ye the LORD.
Psalm 113:9

Oh, and welcome to the forum!

[WWJDnow]

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Hi, Sarah-Mae, and welcome. It's so nice to see a good, wholesome, Christian woman here in the introduction forum instead of the usual riff-raff.

As long as your husband has approved, there is nothing wrong with asking questions. The Bible says that women are to receive instruction, just not to give it.

Good to have you on board!

[Christianhomemaker]

Hello,

It's so wonderful to finally come across a genuinely godly wesbite run by True Christians.
My name is Sarah-Mae, and I'm new to the forum. I'm 22 years of age, and I was raised in Mississippi. When I was 18, I married and had my first child (thankfully a boy), though I now have an additional seven children --- the Lord blessed my husband and I with multiple births. Four of these are sons and three are daughters.
I'm well-versed in all of the bible. My favourite verse is this one:

Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

My favourite hobbies include cooking apple pies for my husband and sons and cleaning the kitchen floor several times over.
I haven't joined this forum to ask questions, because I know that as a mere female I shouldn't even be thinking about questioning anyone or anything --- let alone the word of God. I have joined to associate with True Christians like myself, and, of course, I've got my husband's full permission to use this site.
If I've left anything out or you would like more details, don't hesitate to ask and I will obey as soon as possible.