[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Finding his Noodleyness

Hey if we can have Messianic Jews and Arab Christians and Buddhist Christians and Wiccan Christians...why not Pastafarian Christians?

Well, being a fervent believer and reader, and also being a fervent tither and having contributed towards the book "JesusLand" in support of God's favorite and only true church, while accepting your beliefs, wouldn't that make me a Pastafarian True Christian™? I'm sure I have much to learn in being a True Christian™ as most everybody does since nobody can fathom the entire knowledge of the Omnipotent Noodley One.

I'm sorry, but I don't understand how you can read "Welcome to JesusLand" and contribute to Landover, yet still persist in this blasphemy of considering God to be a pile of steaming semolina.

How exactly does that work?

YOUR NOODLYNESS! PLEASE GUIDE ME AS I HAVE SINNED! HIS NOODLYNESS WILL SURELY DAMN ME OTHERWISE!

Great. This tard doesn't even understand Pastardfarianism!