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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #16
    Originally posted by goodboy View Post
    Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, fucked-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they fuck could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this fucked-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will
    Well, you are wrong but it is a nice change that you (as an example of Unwashed Trash) can spell, use correct grammar and punctuation. If you could direct you obvious erudition to the Bible (KJV1611) you could make something of yourself.

    YIC
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    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Roses224
      Unsaved trash, teenaged papist whore
      • Mar 2012
      • 48

      #17
      Re: Selling my daughter

      Originally posted by goodboy View Post
      Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, piffleed-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they piffle could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this piffleed-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will
      Love you too
      And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #18
        Originally posted by Roses224 View Post
        Love you too
        Now that is an example of Chritianity

        I'm hoping you continue this line of wit and discretion.

        Let Jesus come inside you.
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        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Selling my daughter

          Originally posted by goodboy View Post
          Let me tell you something. I'm trolling, and do you know why? Because all of you are completely insane. How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal? Now, let face facts here people. Or should I say retards, piffleed-up people, monsters, brainwashed? God isn't real, and the earth isn't flat. How they piffle could you believe that it's flat? Just cause some stupid book thinks so? And the story I told was a lie to become a member of this piffleed-up forum. You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god, your families and so on. Hope you all burn in hell because you will
          Dear Godmocking Whore;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: Selling my daughter

            Originally posted by tardboy View Post
            Hi!
            I placed this thread here bacause I can't place it anywhere else. So deal with it!
            How well did that work out for you?
            Originally posted by tardboy View Post
            Let me tell you something. I'm trolling,
            Really?

            and do you know why?
            Because you hate God, why else?

            How the f*uck could somebody sell your daughter and say that it's legal?
            I don't have a daughter, so nobody could sell her and say it's legal. You're the one barging into a Christian church's private discussion forum with attempts at human trafficking. Fortunately, your IP address, email, and other identifying information have been recorded and forwarded to the FBI.

            You see, Nigerian child sex slave trafficker, in the United States under current secular law, slavery isn't legal. Things God permits under His Law aren't always what's permitted under secular law.

            Are you really too stupid to comprehend this?

            God isn't real . . . You're all a bunch of a-holes. And so is god . . . Hope you all burn in hell because you will
            Oh. You are.

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063

              #21
              Re: Selling my daughter

              Why is it that people who have not let Jesus come inside them seem to be a few IQ points short of a psychometric report?

              YIC
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              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Catherine Moore
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2012
                • 315

                #22
                Re: Selling my daughter

                Course and effect, Brother Larni. If they were all there, they would know to accept God. It's only the thick ones who can't understand that burning in hellfire would be bad.

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