[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

I needed to hear that. I thank you for your punishment in earlier post. I need the discipline and guidelines since my dad passed away.

So glad I found this board, God works in mysterious ways...

God's ways seem strange to you because you're a false Christian tramp whose breath smells. As a True Christian™, I understand God's works (usually) and my breath smells like a spring morning.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Get her one like this (see below) - that's the technical term that doctors use.

So which part of Holland are you from?

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

That's what happens if you displease God as a nation. Heed it well.

Ezekiel 5:8-12
8Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, am against thee, and will execute judgments in the midst of thee in the sight of the nations. 9And I will do in thee that which I have not done, and whereunto I will not do any more the like, because of all thine abominations. 10Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds. 11Wherefore, as I live, saith the Lord GOD; Surely, because thou hast defiled my sanctuary with all thy detestable things, and with all thine abominations, therefore will I also diminish thee; neither shall mine eye spare, neither will I have any pity. 12A third part of thee shall die with the pestilence, and with famine shall they be consumed in the midst of thee: and a third part shall fall by the sword round about thee; and I will scatter a third part into all the winds, and I will draw out a sword after them.

God doesn't muck about when it comes to punishing sinners.

I needed to hear that. I thank you for your punishment in earlier post. I need the discipline and guidelines since my dad passed away.

So glad I found this board, God works in mysterious ways...

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Hello Rubina, nice to meet you
I see you suffer from bad breath, that's really serious - you should do something about it

Job 17:1
My breath is corrupt, my days are extinct, the graves are ready for me.

Job 9:18
He will not suffer me to take my breath, but filleth me with bitterness.

Thanks for your warm welcome and inspiration! Yes indeed I need to do something about my breath. Even my dog doesn't want to be in the same room as me. It's that bad. My daddy (r.i.p.) believes that's my punishment for having lost faith in the Lord during my teenage years.

What can I do?

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Wow, that was a bit insensetive. Her father's dead, of course. As Rick Santorum has explained, the government kills old people over there - it's like Logan's Run, with clogs.

Oh my Holy Lord, so you think it's true?? I found this board searching 'Santorum' 'Church' and 'Holland' and want to calm down the rumours. But now instead I'm starting to believe I'm brainwashed by these evil Dutch!
The doctor's told me my father passed away of natural causes.
Thinking of it now, it's rather strange he kinda looked electrocuted ...

Oh nooo, this is big ... where can I get this bracelett for my mom!! She is in the hospital for an ingrown toenail.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

If you're not married, then do you have your father's permission to be online?

Wow, that was a bit insensetive. Her father's dead, of course. As Rick Santorum has explained, the government kills old people over there - it's like Logan's Run, with clogs.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Hello Rubina, nice to meet you
I see you suffer from bad breath, that's really serious - you should do something about it

Job 17:1
My breath is corrupt, my days are extinct, the graves are ready for me.

Job 9:18
He will not suffer me to take my breath, but filleth me with bitterness.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

I changed my mind, this is my favorite verse:

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. (Ezekiel 4:15)

Sorry for my slutty behavior. I'm sometimes just so frustrated no man will have me. I'm a good cook, clean the house, accept discipline, I just don't bake cookies though.

That's what happens if you displease God as a nation. Heed it well.

Ezekiel 5:8-12
8Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, am against thee, and will execute judgments in the midst of thee in the sight of the nations. 9And I will do in thee that which I have not done, and whereunto I will not do any more the like, because of all thine abominations. 10Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds. 11Wherefore, as I live, saith the Lord GOD; Surely, because thou hast defiled my sanctuary with all thy detestable things, and with all thine abominations, therefore will I also diminish thee; neither shall mine eye spare, neither will I have any pity. 12A third part of thee shall die with the pestilence, and with famine shall they be consumed in the midst of thee: and a third part shall fall by the sword round about thee; and I will scatter a third part into all the winds, and I will draw out a sword after them.

God doesn't muck about when it comes to punishing sinners.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

I changed my mind, this is my favorite verse:

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith. (Ezekiel 4:15)

Sorry for my slutty behavior. I'm sometimes just so frustrated no man will have me. I'm a good cook, clean the house, accept discipline, I just don't bake cookies though.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Someone interested? , pm me!!

Stop being a slut

All the best.

[Rubina]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

@Jedediah, I do have my fathers permission. Am I okay now?

@Billy Fagen, no I was thrown out because I'm half American!!
They realy hate American's overhere.

@Pastor Ekeziel, no I don't like cheese-fondue. My bad breath is the punishment of the Holy Father I quess for talking unholy in my younger years.
I pray each day he will save me, so a man will wed me. Someone interested? , pm me!!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Why do people contradict themselves in the same sentence?

Hi! I'm Christian - Dutch Deformed. How can that be Christian?

Ten pence to a dollar she believes God loves everyone.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Dutch Reformed? Is that like normal Reformed, but done on the cheap?

[Billy Fagen]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

Welcome Rubina. In my small city there are 2 Dutch Reform Churches.
They mostly have blonde hair, only marry other members of the church, and usually have about 12 children. It's a bit like Landover Baptist, I should drop in one Sunday.

I notice you don't have blonde hair - have you been thrown out because of that?

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello from the Netherlands

If you're not married, then do you have your father's permission to be online?